Help me troll the religious fascists

[kwvining]

Here's some fun. Go to the right wing forums and pose as a religious fundamentalist. Preach that Katrina is God's judgement for the war in Iraq. I must admit, even tho I am an atheist, the parallels are surprising - and you can mention them. Here's how to do it. First mention Exodus 21:24, the old "eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth" saw. Then mention how God's Judgement is clear, because it fits with this verse: our "Land of the Rivers" destroyed, as we destroyed Iraq. The same number of innocent women and children killed. Our top oil producing area destroyed for theirs. Refugees, etc. Then lay the old "Biblical judgement by Flood" on them, and worn them that as in Pharoah's time, more judgements are sure to come. It drives them FRIGGING NUTS!

If you want to see the fun I am having,

http://goldtalk.com/Portal/html/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewforum&f=8&sid=4d45dec302476fae2c87adab7c29f3ad

I am "adam" at David Gold's website. I started a thread called "Katrina is God's Judgement for Iraq". It drove the dorks nuts, and Gold tried to censor it by closing the thread. One of the dorks then started a new thread so they could keep arguing about it.

For those of you who do not know David Gold, he is a nasty little fascist who used to have his own shows in Dallas. He was fired twice. His claim to fame is that he constantly refers to Democrats as "rats" on his show, with such gems as "Rat Congressman Harrison Ford said...." or "Rat Senator Hillary Clinton claims......" etc. He now works as the replacement host for BAP and other fascist AM stations in Houston and other Texas cities, and has a regular show in San Francisco where he works out his homosexual phobias and surpressed longings for someone to give him anal sex. I love to troll his website. Feel free to join in and give me a "yea verily! can I get a witness!" or find a right wing site on your own and give em hell! If you have more "eye for an eye" examples, post em here so I can slapping it to em!

[madrchsod]

1. i`ll let you do that but

some of it is really funny.....

[kwvining]

4. Did you read some of my posts?

I lived next door to River Oaks Baptist Church in Ft. Worth for years. I think I know how to talk like these guys. Is it working or can you see through it? I'm thumping my Bible as hard as I can!

[Is It Fascism Yet]

2. they always ban me from the repuke sites. n/t

[kwvining]

3. Drive them bonkers...

Yeah, me too, but only once they figure out I am a leftist. The trick here is to pose as ONE OF THEM! A person slightly off his rocker with a Jesus addiction. They can't ban you, they are forced by their culture to debate doctrinaire issues. It forces them to use their own logic to come to the conclusion the war in Iraq is immoral, or it plants fundie seeds in their pea-brains that will drive them nuts. They nagging doubt that maybe God wants a piece of their ass will drive them up a wall!

[Is It Fascism Yet]

6. yeah, well, i guess i don't fake it as well as you do, it's so hard

to imangine the insanity rolling around in their little tiny brains.

[davidinalameda]

5. you've been busted

http://goldtalk.com/Portal/html/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=10487&sid=b7dd02a1e5d2beec85c89c1ba8ff3648

[Is It Fascism Yet]

7. It's interesting, isn't it, that they have to ban anyone who disagrees

with them, proving once and for all their arguments can't hold up to debate.

[Igel]

8. See anybody on DU ever get called a freeper and

tombstoned?

One's man's reasoned skeptic is another man's troll.

[Is It Fascism Yet]

12. No. I have seen freepers on DU, but never have known them to be banned.

Have you?

[fudge stripe cookays]

14. Are you nuts?

It happens every day.

FSC

[TexasThoughtCriminal]

17. Oh yeah, I've gotten one banned before.

It's easy to do. See that little "Alert" link at the bottom left of every post?

[Bridget Burke]

23. It's against the rules to call anyone a Freeper here.

Tombstoning is well earned.

[liberallori]

9. So if I get banned from DU

does that mean that your argument can't hold up to my debate???

[NoPasaran]

10. No, just that you are in violation of the rules

[tavalon]

19. No,

but that your argument is trollish. Needless to say, I didn't hit alert on your post because it is impish, not trollish.

[crispini]

11. Pssst.... we do that here, too.

;)

[Is It Fascism Yet]

13. We do? We ban anybody who disagrees with us? Not that I have

noticed. I have seen threads where freepers didn't know how to disagree so just hurled insults, and they weren't banned. But it's a great idea...works for the repukes, go ahead if you please.

[fudge stripe cookays]

15. Go through the profiles list,

clicking on various names.

You'll see little "tombstone pictures" where profiles used to be. Happens all the time.

[TexasThoughtCriminal]

16. It's in the official DU forum rules

Posted here www.democraticunderground.com/forums/rules_detailed.html

We ban conservative disruptors who are opposed to the broad goals of this website. If you think overall that George W. Bush is doing a swell job, or if you wish to see Republicans win, or if you are generally supportive of conservative ideals, please do not register to post, as you will likely be banned.

[crispini]

18. Yes, we do. It's even in the rules:

"Members are expected to be generally supportive of progressive ideals, and to support Democratic candidates for political office."

I have seen extremely polite freepers get banned. It's just the way the board is run.

[tavalon]

20. Yeah, those are the ones that I feel sad about

I think we need such people to hone our skills and also, they have the potential to be converted. The Morans, OTOH, don't miss them a bit.

[Why Syzygy]

21. Well thanks for the hoot

Trolls do what trolls do. Hide under bridges?
Man. Before the internet trolls were just a fairy tail thing.

Thanks for the tips. But I don't have time to be over there messing with them. They gotta find the truth on their own. I'm no missionary.

[Goldensilence]

22. hmmmm this is something

i might want to do in my spare time....that and i got plans for Texas A&M since i am in their backyard.

[Vogon_Glory]

24. Of Course I Occasionally Call GOPsters Republiclowns n/t

[Vogon_Glory]

25. Yank The Wingie-Dingies' Chain, Quote From Ezekiel!

Of course, when the wingie-dingies are talking about Sodom and Gomorrah, they HATE being reminded of Ezekiel ch 16, verses 49 and 50.

[Lithos]

26. Locking

This is against DU Policy. Don't know how I missed it this long.

Lithos
DU Moderator