Hey...caption this photo of Tom Delay:

[johncoby2]

Does this flightsuit make my ass look guilty? --a Texas DUer.

Now let see hair. I don't ever thunk I seen one of deez dandy lookin tractors before.

Ok. Goober, it's time to find da oil dipstick.

Now bend at the waist and stick your gut out.

[Zen Democrat]

1. "I'm A Little Teapot, Short and Stout"

[muse]

2. Well

"I'm a complete fucking idiot" comes to mind.

"My gut is three times the diameter of my head."

Also, "Nick Lampson would make a damn fine better congressman than me."

[TexasThoughtCriminal]

3. But it's the pelvic thru-u-u-st, that really drives you insa-a-ane...

Let's do the time warp again.

[sonias]

4. And then a step to the right

"With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane,
Let's do the Time Warp again!"

:rofl:

Sonia