No selling your P!

[crispini]

Mind Your Ps and Qs
By Michelle M. Martinez | Thursday, January 20, 2005, 05:29 PM

Thinking of selling your urine to someone who is trying to beat a drug test?

It just might be illegal in the future if a bill filed Thursday by Rep. Ryan Guillen, D-Rio Grande City, is adopted by the Legislature. Guillen is proposing that the state make it an offense if a person “sells, gives, or otherwise provides another person with a urine specimen knowing that the specimen is intended to be used to defeat or defraud a drug-screening test.”

The law would apply to drug tests required by state agencies, courts, cities, counties, school districts and special districts.

The law would make it a Class B misdemeanor on first offense, a Class A misdemeanor the second time and a state jail felony after that.

http://www.statesman.com/news/content/custom/blogs/legislature/archives/2005/01/20/mind_your_ps_and_qs.html

LOL. I guess the KNOWING is the key word there.

Beavis: Hey, Butthead, I need to buy some P!
Butthead: Well whaddya want it for?
Beavis: Souvenir, dude, I'm gonna keep it in a vial on my mantelpiece, huh huh huh.
Butthead: Oh, well, that's OK then, just as long as you're not going to use it to pass a DRUG TEST or anything, huh huh huh.

Again I ask ... don't our legislators have anything BETTER to do?

[illflem]

1. Hey dude what's up?

we found traces of birth control pills in your pee.

[DBoon]

2. "Your horse has diabetes"

- old joke about sending a sample of bad wine to a lab for analysis.

[rkc3]

4. We can fix the rabies, but we're more concerned about the puppies.

[Frogtutor]

8. ROTFLMAO!! n/t

[johncoby2]

3. Now that pisses me off!

[sonias]

5. Hi John

Hey John you made this week's Austin Chronicle and you were pissed off there too. For a good reason too.

In the Naked City Column
http://www.austinchronicle.com/issues/dispatch/2005-01-21/pols_naked.html
• Texas Department of Insurance Commissioner José Montemayor last week announced his intention to resign his post when his term ends on Feb. 1, but told Gov. Rick Perry that he'll stay in his post until Perry finds a replacement.
(snip)
No matter how you spin those accomplishments, Montemayor "cannot deny that homeowners received higher rates and less coverage," policyholder advocate John Cobarruvias of Homeowners Against Deficient Dwellings said in a press release. "We wish him luck in his next job and hope that … Perry will appoint a new Commissioner that will represent the interests of all Texans."
(/snip)

Sonia

[johncoby2]

6. GREAT! I like the Austin Chronicle! eom

[CyberSon]

7. Intresting....

have you been having sexual relations with chimpanzes? As far as I can tell this strand of V.D. is only found in them....