Satan behind illegal immigration, Utah County Republican claims

[brooklynite]

Source: The Salt Lake Tribune

Satan has a plan to destroy the United States, and his most crafty method is the invasion of illegal immigrants.

Or so says one Utah County Republican delegate.

District 65 Chairman Don Larsen submitted a resolution to be discussed at Saturday's Utah County Republican Convention that opposes the devil's plan to destroy the country by stealth invasion of illegal immigrants.

"In order for Satan to establish his 'New World Order' and destroy the freedom of all people as predicted in the Scriptures, he must first destroy the U.S.," Larsen's resolution states. "The mostly quiet and unspectacular invasion of illegal immigrants does not focus the attention of the nations the way open warfare does, but is all the more insidious for its stealth and innocuousness."

Read more: http://www.sltrib.com/news/ci_5756635

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Makes sense to me. Its not like the Latin American Catholics are "real Christians", and thus able to resist Satan's temptations.....

[bluerum]

1. Why do these sacks of trash always resort to fairy tales? Can't they

work in the real world for change? Their work might be more effective.

[Lost4words]

2. does this person mean George Bush, old sulpher smell himself?

8643

[TwilightGardener]

3. Bet they didn't realize they were crossing the Rio Grande to fulfill

Satan's will. They probably just thought they wanted an opportunity for a better life. Deluded souls.

[displacedtexan]

4. So... Satan is sending Catholics to destroy us?

How freakin' stupid does that sound?

[Bacchus39]

16. Satan is pretty crafty isn't he?

n/t

[yardwork]

5. barking mad

[dbonds]

6. All I could do is laugh at that.

I know these people are scary, but he is so out there that it is funny.

[ceile]

7. That is too funny.

Cleaning our toilets and picking our fruit is all part of Satan's plan...hahahahaha.

[TwilightGardener]

12. They're tempting us with apples..the forbidden fruit!

[AnneD]

18. No...

it is the raising of our well heeled children. Teaching them to talk tongues, corrupting their minds......

[otherlander]

24. Well, I guess you could say

that Satan was making Mexico unlivable for its people, denying them social justice, and forcing them to come here and take crappy jobs like cleaning toilets. If by Satan you mean NAFTA. And I do.

[baldguy]

8. Satan sends people here to for work so they can feed their children?

But sending American jobs to China and India is God's work?

[rodeodance]

9. and God speaks to Bush directly.

[iconoclastic cat]

10. Hmmm, what former president coined the "NWO" term?

Could it be...Bush?

[Solly Mack]

11. Alrighty then

[Robb]

13. He can hide a lot of folks in that false belly

Lock him up!!


...Wait. Who are we talking about? :D

[DiverDave]

14. Yep, thats a constructive way to spend your time, don

Not, say, doing some work that you were elected to do?

What a maroon...(with apologies to Bugs Bunny)

[gratuitous]

15. Scriptures predict the U.S. must be destroyed?

There's a passage I'd like to read, Mr. Larsen. Can you point me to it, or are you just running off at the mouth and hiding behind an appeal to scripture to give your ranting a patina of respectability? You wouldn't be the first to try this old dodge; even Satan himself quotes scriptures when it serves his purpose. Or so the Bible says.

[hatrack]

17. I'm so glad that Chick Tract Publishing gives him time off for politics!

:eyes:

[LiberalFighter]

19. Latino responses

Members of Utah's Latino community searched for diplomatic words to respond to the measure.

"It sounds like someone who is way out in left field, living in some fantasy world," said Tony Yapias, director of Proyecto Latino de Utah and former head of the state's Office of Hispanic Affairs. "He is just an extremist, radical right-winger."

Rolando Murillo, a volunteer for ACELA (the Latin American Cultural and Education Association of Utah), is startled that anyone would believe such a plot.

[depakid]

21. "Rolando Murillo... is startled that anyone would believe such a plot."

This is why all our sarcasm and satire meters are so far out of calibration....

The only way to get them back is for all of us- commentators and politicians included to start hoisting ridicule at the fundies. It's long since time that they get de-legitimized and relegated back to the lunatic fringe where they belong.

[sakabatou]

20. "I can't come up with a rational answer so, uh....

IT MUST BE SATAN! Yeah, that'll get them off my back."

[Starbucks Anarchist]

22. Satan did an excellent job trimming the hedges.

[anotherdrew]

23. you mean they're even stealing my "destroy america" job now too?

LOL. I thought that was my job. Silly republican brain damage at it's finest. What else is on Satan's day planer I wonder? Maybe just one time he won't ruin dinner! (leave that to the repuke)