I am sure McCain is shaking with fear - McCain/Boeing and the Sheriff

[AmandaRuth]

From Huff

Rep Reichert's quote regarding Boeing and a link to the Huffington Post article.


"John McCain will be the nominee and I will support him, but if John McCain believes that Airbus or EADS is the company for our Air Force tanker program he's flat-out wrong _ and I'll tell him that to his face," said Rep. Dave Reichert, R-Wash.


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/03/08/angry-boeing-supporters-i_n_90531.html

John McCain will be the nominee and I will support him, but if John McCain believes that killing puppies at night, and eating ice-cream while sitting on puffy clouds during the day he's flat-out wrong _ and I'll tell him that to his face" "The Sheriff"

Hey feel free to write your own.....

[maxsolomon]

1. hey, elect me!

it only took me 30 years to catch a retarded mass murderer!

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

2. I caught the bus driver

That,s right folks vote for me ,I put the finger on the bus driver.And experience counts too,smirk smirk!

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

3. Dave ,s interrogation of the bus driver

You might think you got it all down when you put it up there but let me tell you this,
I got more experience in the field of sticking it to ya under my belt than you will ever get,no matter how far you fly.
It ain,t called the long arm of da law for nothing you know!
The bus stops here!It ain,t gonna rise again!
When you flip it ,I,am here to stick it right back to ya.
Next time put a bush or something in frount it ,if your gonna do something like that! That away it,s both fair and firm! Aside from all that it takes two to tango ,just in case you don,t know!

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

4. Bus drivers rebuttel

I just have two things to say .

First of all let me just say that that the congressman is the most insane man sheriff ,what have you, I have ever come across.

And for two there was a bush in front of it so- just where does he get off !

[maxsolomon]

5. WSDJ, if i could write like you, i would

its always on the verge of making sense, but you know when to pull up just short of the edge.

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

6. Dave here,, you know, the old sheriff !

I just want to say that if you want to be one step ahead of those head lines!-, Just like todays Seattle P.I., than there is just two things you got to do,

First and foremost and ofcourse vote for me.
Secound,- pay close attention to what I say, smirk ,smirk! And keep up with the steps!

Now I am sure you could not help but notice todays P.I. head line ! Politics below the old belt! (?)flash the old lights just a tad bit does it hummmmmm! smirk smirk!

As the saying goes,you would have to get up pretty early in the morning to try to put one across on the old sheriff!

That,s right folks, I put the finger on those head lines!
You heard about it first from the old sheriff!

Surely you don,t believe some female bus driver do you?! Insane she says?

A vote for Dave is moving along in fast forword keeping ahead of the pace ,Smirk, smirk!

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

7. Bus driver rebuttel

For the life of me I cannot figure out where those rocks are some people crawl out from under to vote for that guy!

Isn,t that truthfully what it comes down to? (!)

By the way he don,t never turn his clock ahead or forword ,it just stays the same ,of that you may be sure!

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

8. Dave here- the old sheriff

Now see here, this bus driver thing is just another example of lawlessnes gone out of control.
And I would like you folks to know that my pal George Bush ,yes your president is not the type some bus driver or anybody for that matter should be flipping the old bird at.

And let me further say it was my sworn duty (thats the old sheriff in me ) to bring down my finger on that perpetrator.

My pal George is sensitive to issues of the finger and he does not think the finger is mear expression given all of what goes on in the world today.
After all folks rather you voted for George or not- one thing we have in common,which may be why we are such good pals, is the ability to bring the finger down on those that do not abide by the law.

Yes folks George has his finger on the button each and every day on a 24/7 watch! And George is not a the type of pal that has no understanding about just how it is sitting there in the drivers seat in the heat now mind you,- frustrated!
But you can,t just go off and throw your finger around like that over it!

And thats just what I told that female bus driver (right) befor I put my finger down on the telephone ! And let me just tell you, I really put a fire under the seat of the recipent of that phone call !Smirk smirk! And her boss came to know just who the boss is! Smirk smirk!
And the end result came to mean no more fly,en birds comming out of the school bus!

And thats just why you should vote for me ! smirk smirk!

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

9. Bus driver rebuttel

Let me remind the old sheriff congressman Dave about his pal George,s no child left behind campaign theme.First of all let me just tell you all this, anybody ,male or female that drives a school bus as a job is not in that line of work for the money in it. And in the county of king that goes twice.And in the county of King you know that a hundred dollars does not get you very much down the isles. of the old safeway! Given you know that to be fact ,there is really not too many of those hundreds in a check for school bus drivers. And that happens to be the very reason there is always a shortage of good school bus drivers. That means there must be other reasons one would take on the task or challenge of being school bus driver!Call that caring for the kids.There are two kinds of people and or both that truely know the in depth meaning of no child left behind, parents/teachers and school bus drivers.

People like congressman Dave the ol,e sheriff and his pal George will always be there looking to gain something out of all the problems there of.In fact they are there to make a bad situation worse . And that happens to be just what the old sheriff ,congressman Dave and his pal George did. You know it ,the old sheriff knows it George knows it and all the people know it ,first and foremost the children all know it.

That fire under my old boss,s seat is always there because of bus driver turn overs. There is never enough replacements or recruits.Not for those few dollars (!) Now than, is that something to smirk about?

Here is something you may think about because these days I drive a tractor trailor truck for the long hauls and better bucks! And let me further state for the record the bird fly,s freely!
But let me just tell you something and the old sheriff knows this too, You might see a school bus parked in front of the old million airs club downtown on Western and Wall ,looking for new recuirts,or down in front of the Salvation Army for the same reason.

Thats right folks,when the jobless ,even the homeless jobless don,t come to you ,than you have to go to them. And that,s the fire that is always under my old boss,s chair.

Some of those people can just keep crawling out from under those rocks to come out and vote for the old sheriff in congressman Dave. Or they can take a real look around and become aware of truth.

And congressman Dave, to you I say ,keep comming back and I,ll give you more of the same,-smirk smirk!

[peacetheonlyway]

10. My version

John McCain will be the cancer ridden, confused about Shia versus Sunni, Torture Loving Nominee for the GOP and whipping boy opponent of the democrats in November, but if John McCain does what all republicans do (including myself) and continue to award contracts on loyalties to large corporations regardless of importance to my district, then I'll just have to tell him he's flat - butt wrong, and I'll tell him to his face in hopes he hasn't borrowed cheney's gun to shoot me" - rep dave "third reich" ert....

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

11. Dave here, The old sheriff

Whooooooooooo, my oh my . If ever a bird in hand was ever worth two in the bush , that there bus driver lady was really packing a hell of a wallop.I still have my old sheriff,s hat ,in fact I keep it with me ,on my desk, in fact always. Now ah, folks I am putting it on my hat I mean, right now and I just got to tell ya, I am tipping it to bird lady bus driver . And let me just say for the record ,I would much rather face Darcy any day of the week than that mean old bus driver! I know all the law abiding kids would know what I mean! smirk smirk!

Seriously now folks that last one hit the old sheriff in me down deep. So I made a few phone calls,got hold of a few buddies back there ,pulled a string or two ,called in a few favors .
When ever bird lady bus driver is ready to return to the county of King ,the county of King holds a job for bird lady! How about it folks,- a big round of applause for bird lady bus driver! smirk smirk!

The county of King can always use people such as bird lady bus driver to transport j birds from one correctional facility to another and to and from the courts ofcourse!Ah, by bus of course as well!! smirk smirk!

Let no one accuse the old sheriff in your good friend congressman Dave of being without a heart!

And ah, Darcy, eat your heart out- smirk smirk!

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

12. Bus driver rebuttel

There are not enough words of a type that I know of to express my views to your heart felt offer old sheriff so, for the record I am at this time flipping congressman Dave the bird.

On the subject of the old sheriffs hat which I am sure he just loves to fondle ,I can understand why the congressman keeps that hat close at hand.Especially since there are photos of congressman Dave floating around smirking and smiling standing with x congressman Foley of Florida.

And surely you know we do indeed understand that the old sheriff in congressman Dave would never ,ever want to be caught with his pants down, so the saying goes!

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

13. Dave here ,the old sheriff

I know just what you mean. I should have slapped the cuffs on that scumbag than ran for the senate!The problem is all of those scumbags want a pice of the old sheriff.Old Folley ,oh ya tom boy ,he had no real idea what kind of incredibal chance he was tak,en, I guess he just couldn,t resist .
Had Folley been a democrate I may have fallowed up on my sheriff instincts.
Sometimes ya just have to let em go and other times ya just have to let em have it! So says the law smirk smirk.

Not to worry though, Folley has it comming, and the laws comm,en.thats right folks I,am comming ,and I don,t care how long it takes! smirk smirk

And it won,t take me 30 years because experience says so!

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

14. Bus driver rebuttel

I can see and feel the ground shaking beneith the rocks those who come out of hell or who knows where to vote for the old sheriff in congressman Dave!
You bet ya they are agreeing gleefully ,he sure would have had he could have.

The star of the old sheriff in congressman Dave is shining brighter than ever in their eyes.
He sure would of if he could have!

They all just must believe that the gates of justice for Dave are wide opened and out of the fog and massive cloud cover is but one shining star and it is no other than their beloved congressman Dave ,The Old Sheriff.
And to them it,s worth millions even billions!
He is indeed their beloved gem!

They worry though and the air of fear surrounds them. Is the old sheriff in congressman Dave flying just a little too close to the sun with those wax wings?
They can see thier star is well on his way down the glory roads. Already he brush,s elbows with the emperor who is known to the world as the emperor with no cloths!
They shead and shutter to think that those wings might melt befor their shining star is (made)into a movie!
Destined ,-they are sure to believe this virtual creation of the republican party has a seat waiting just for him in the senate.


If he can just stop himself from flying to close to the sun! If the old sheriff in congressman Dave can find it within himself to resist the temptation. Fore they ponder in glee as they fancy theirselves taking the walk down Hollywoods walk of fame where upon the may discover the old sheriff the very rich and famous congressman turned senators infamous prints of both hand and foot forever -more in rock solid cement!

If he can just keep the zip on some portions of his lips! If he can just find the strength and courage only to be found in true heros such as he,to resist (that) temptation!
But it is also the fear of the creators of his wings,fore they have invested.
And that gem had better show great returns ,greater than can be imagined !
Or there can be no greater wrath than the wrath of scorned investers!

And those are the true thoughts and fears of them that come out from under those rocks from hell or who knows where to vote for the old sheriff in congressman Dave.

Political thoughts of a former bus driver lady turned trucker for the long haul! Smirk smirk!

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

15. Dave here, the old sheriff

Now I told you I would much rather face Darcy in a debate any day of of the week over that mean old bird lady bus driver.

And I really don,t know how the hell that woman slipped threw the cracks of my finger down on wrong doers! Hell too this makes me mad.

How the hell did a violater such as her find another job is what gets me.
She flipped The president of the United States The bird.

Rest assured my friends, there is no way come hell or high water that bird lady bus driver is ever gonna ghet a shot at the old sheriff on the campaign trail, I made sure of that right from the start!
She is just a violater, free wheeling down our highways and bi ways spreading unseemly vulgarity with that out of control finger she waves!

She is not qualified to either run or hide. She,s just a visible nuisance and nothing more, smirk smirk!

I knew this would become a issue to be reckoned with right from the start and that,s just why I ran it up the flag pole to begin with,smirk smirk!

She,s just a nobody folks. We,ll just leave that problem to the law!

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

16. Bus driver rebuttel!

I keep a doubble set of books old sheriff, one for the hell of it and the other right back to it!
I got a broom stick on the throttel hammer down all the way. I got the wheel in one hand and my pen in the other , bring it on you hero you, give it to me , bring it on ,give me all you got! whooooo whooooo , here I am baby, signed sealed dilivered I,am yours , here I am baby -whooo! Signed sealed delivered ,I,am yours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh and ah, to all the good folks out there in DU land , sends my reguards to a real hero ,our beloved Sea Hawk,ee ,as we all know beauti is in the eyes of us beholders!

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

17. Dave here, The old Sheriff

I would just like you remind you folks that you must disreguard that bird lady bus drivers every word because as you all well know what happens in Washington stays in Washington. And under those rules that woman is now facing charges ,pending charges that I myself and the old sheriff in me are going to be filing on behalf of the people who the president serves!Inter state flight to avoid persecution is a most serious offence in the law books that I keep.And I intend to see to it that all those books are thrown at her! Smirk smirk.

Now as you good people know I have put my finger down in certain areas of disagreements I have and have had with my pal president Bush . And George knows that once I put my finger down on it ,there just ain,t no way around it.Thats right folks,no deals ,no compromises ,no negotiations ,no ear marked funny stuff ,no nothing period. Finger down on it folks,thats it and all there is to it.And even president Bush knows when to back off on the old finger down on it!

And let me tell you something else, I have a cane in a frame on my wall in my congressional office and that old mc cane is next ! He won,t need no boots if or when I put my finger down on it because there won,t be no floor for him to stand on. And that,s just why I am your U.S. congressional representive

Now you can just pass the word to that old bag, bird lady bus driver that the laws comming, I,am comming and hells comming with me !
That bird flying old bag of a bus driver lady has really, really scorched my back behind,folks I am getting out of my chair because the flame on that back burner has somehow raised itself on high.

I am loaded for bear folks ,and sure fire mad. And I got something good sweet and pure for each of em,smirk smirk!

And just one more little thing about that bird lady bus driver ,out of state donations for her (the book being thrown at her fund)- will not be useable tword her defence. For bird lady bus driver it,s not my way or the highway, that,s not what it,s about at all. The old sheriff in me says, It,s my way,that,s it and all there is to it, finger down.

And that,s just why you good folks are going to vote for me!

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

18. Madam Bus Driver,s Rebuttel

Fingers up over here old sheriff! coffee tea or me old Hoss!
I,am Ok your Ok and any damn way you see it old sheriff.
And I,ll be there!
But get your finger down on this and get it right,
The highway is always a option and get this ,bring it on down ,
It,s about freedom of speech and it,s about freedom of expression and it,s all about free wheeling ,you hero you, whooo whooooo!

[rhett o rick]

19. The Seattle Times endorsed Reichert because his two years

experience kissing George Bush's butt was invaluable. The Seattle Times is a tool of the fascists.

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

20. Dave here, , the old sheriff

Well, I,am glad to see a comment here other than that burned out old bird lady bus driver! This is more up my alley!,smirk smirk.

Yes ah, the Seattle Times, you see it,s not about what it is you do ,such as catching the bad guy. It,s all about how what you done is presented to the people. And those good folks at the Seattle Times really know how to whoop it up good~ ,ofcourse it helps to have friends in high places!

The Seattle Times is with the good times,and if you were smart ,you would get with the good times too,smirk, smirk.

Get with the groove, bushwhoopee! Go for the gold! Wouldn,t you like to see your good friend the Old Sheriff ,congressman Dave playing the roll of secound banana.!In the game as you know, anything can happen, smirk ,smirk!

I don,t keep a cane in a frame hanging on my congressional wall under glass for nothing ! It goes two ways in the game, the three monkeys, here no evil, speak no evil ,see no evil, thats where I goofed, I should have cuffed old tom boy Folley ,but elected not to. And than there is the other rule to fallow ,this one is the golden rule, monkey see monkey do,smirk smirk. It,s about letting the good times roll, vote the same way straight down the line! smirk smirk.It,s rightly the republican way! The three monkeys and monkey see monkey do!

Back when I was a sargent I learned a lot ,obtained plenty of experience in the art of rolling right along,when I was a rolling detective deputy sheriff. I got to tell ya, I sure do miss those flashy lights and the syrian,the syrian ,oh yes, those were the days,smirk smirk!

That,s why you must vote for me, I don,t lie to ya about just how things get done the right way! Oh and since we are on the subject, you are all keeping up with our good old friends blog,you know the one, Bi Right Boss ,long standing Seattle Times editor at large! He supports guys like me and Rossi and slams those other people whos views are all dried up,you know like the last one to leave Seattle ,turn out the lights, yep, boom boom, out goes the lights,wright on wouldn,t you say!

Oh, and about that cane in a frame under glass hanging on my congressional office wall, one of my strong points as a secound banana contender is one very cold hard fact, and that is who the bad,est guy on the block will be and just who the inforcer may be,that,s right folks, that just may be me.
Can you afford to lissen to those dried up old democratic views? Haven,t those views truthfully been dried up since Carter? The old sheriff in me is talking now,you can,t change a withered flower gone all dried up,you can,t fix it either,Believe the old sheriff is always in the know!Your all being pumped up good and plenty full of hot air comming from unseemly places.
haven,t you heard about the windy city? For crying out loud folks doesn,t common sense tell you that place blows!! I,am talking about Chicago folks! Home of the blow hards!

Get with the groove !!!!!!!bushwhoopee ,the three monkeys and monkey see monkey do, Lets keep those lights on in Seattle ,We can do it togather!
We may even share some of the light with our friends in eastern Washington if we all vote the same way ,straight down the line.

Dave here ,over and out for now ,oh and ah, 10/4~! Lets keep it rolling!

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

21. Dave here, the old sheriff again!

Ah hum, excuse me, for clearing my tubes! Ladies and gentelman ,bushwhoppee !, I have inadvertently announced my desire to be the secound banana of the United States! Having slipped right out with it, I must tell you that should I be selected to become the secound banana and inforcer,- to the bad,est dude on the block ,than I must also be the man that stands up for blow hards too! And if I said anything that offends those blow hards than let me just say I deeply regret it and from as far to the right as it goes!

Ah, my staff are all up in arms over my having called the people of the good windy city blow hards ,and it seems there are plenty of good ,devout true Americam republicans in the windy city of Chicago. And I am told that I should be ashamed of my ,ah,uh, self- for insulting those right fine republican folk of Chicago.
At the same time I am told threw a informed source right out of the windy city that Chicago does indeed have more than it,s fair share of blow hards, most of which are suspected democrates.

But as the secound banana of the United States, smirk, smirk, I pledge to stand up for the poor unfourtunate blow hards too!, ah, where- ever they are!

And so let me just say it this way, if I offended anybody ,so be it, but remember I am politically deeply sorry for saying so and that is no lie!

And think about this, the old sheriff in congressman Dave has just the right place to put all those bad bad Leroy,s, each and every one of them on the block,if you know what the old sheriff means,smirk smirk.

Bushwhoopee now folks, keep those fingers crossed ,and let the old sheriff,s deepest apologeys resinate ,threw and threw! Over and out folks, 10/4 and let,s keep it gong, yes, we can do it!

[rhett o rick]

22. Watch out for Eric Clapton. nm

[rhett o rick]

23. He's rough on sheriffs. Deputies are ok. nm

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

24. Dave here- the old sheriff *

My congressional staff informs me that I must make amends with those democrates ,reguards to my statement about the democratic party being dried up since Carter. You see folks in order for the old sheriff to be eligible for selection to be the secound banana of the United States ,inforcer to the badd,est dude on the block ,I must be of a position to kerry a state or two! It must become apparent that the old sheriff is the all around right guy for the job! So democrates ,I have changed my view ,and if you can find it with in your political hearts to forget that dried up statement I made ,I will promise you something good. Now in Seattle for instance ,the county of King ,I know you need more water to water your plants ,plants, did I say plants?, undercover , it says plants, ok so plants,so ah, for you, all of you, democrates and republicans , Why I would funnel a little money into a nice big water tank ,a special storage tank just for plants and flowers, so those gardening delights don,t wither,you know like roses do, how those roses get all dried up don,t you know, ah,- but that won,t happen with a new gardening water storage tank! Only to be tapped when there is a dead heat of a summer, and reserves are low!

And I have great plans for each and every county in the state!
But you know folks ,you have to show tremendous support for the old sheriff, so that you can keep those flowers flourishing!
That,s right folks ,just say no to dried up! And let,s keep those lights on!

That,s right folks the old sheriff in me has changed his view, something for everyboby folks ,and that,s no lie! The old sheriff is no lier.
One thing the old sheriff can do is deliver!

!0/4 on that and think about just how good it gets!
Oh, and about corruption on the block, don,t let all those lawers blow smoke up your back behinds! I got a one track mind where it comes to those wrong doers, and that,s the old lock up folks,no matter how long it takes!

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

25. Dave here,the old sheriff,

The cane in a frame under glass hanging on my congressional wall is quite literally aglow these past two days. Folks it,s all about bittergate. MaCane must see a path to victory, either that or senility has taken hold,the old sheriff,s instincts there, never hit the old flashing lights pre maturely!But the cane in a frame under glass on my wall is definitely ,unquestionably and unbelivebly unmistakably aglow! And McCane has somehow seemingly become younger almost as if it happened over night!

Now folks we have to move fast and I have a lot of counties to cover over the next day or two,things are heating up and and the secound banana seat is still up for grabs!

Imagine the old sheriff in me with that gavel! I have to have a special set of gold cuffs die casted! That,s right folks,drop the old hammer down ,cuff the bad doers and send em off to the slammers! Think about folks, The Sheriff of the Hill!

Yes indeed, The Sheriff On The Hill!
What a wonderful busting blast!
Most people would think the sheriff on the hill is there to catch traffic violators,how little do they know ,smirk smirk, you ever hear that song ,the class of car fifty seven has dreams!

Packing them in like sardines in a can folks! And with the old gavel in hand ,I will replace that revolving door with a cement barrier,smirk smirk,
Just like the bug commerical, those rats can get in but they can,t get out.

I know folks that the real name of that song is the class of fifty seven has dreams, but that song always reminded me of,- me and my first patrol car!

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

26. Dave here,The old sheriff

Folks, should I be the selectee for the position of secound banana ,I will be the badd,est dude on the block! And I sware to you that I will make a full time occupation out of cleaning up Capital Hill! Folks this could very well be my destiny. I am not talking about running those crooked politicans and lobbyist off the hill, folks, I am talking about sending each and every one of them straight to the slammers!That,s right folks, I will be the slam dunk V.P. And folks, I am having my old sheriffs uniform tailored and refitted! ah, and died to a more suitable color . I intend to restore uniformity! And let me just say Washingtonians, there will not be another inncident from high up on the hill like the one that happened in the airport bathroom stall. Not on my watch!A good cops word is always good enough for me.

And think of all the good things that can and will be done with some of that money those crooks will not be putting in their pockets!
And in the county of King, you can call that miricle grow!

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

27. Dave here folks,The old sheriff too!

My pal George says ,when you want to get it across take right to the people!

Today at mid morning while having coffee I read a hard copy of my favoriate
paper, you know the one ,the Times! And today it.s just like old times!Sure enough folks that,s me in there ,just like old times!
Thats right folks it,s time for that government over there to pay the piper! I know I got Darcy trapped in my after burners,Can,t really blame her for boiling over just a bit ,side effects I would imagine of the lacking of experience!,smirk smirk.The old sheriff knows quite a bit about moving the products of noodling threw the old wheels ,as the saying goes! And I did my fare share of wheeling too ,when I was a deputy!It rather preps you for wheeling and dealing threw the old red tape,as the saying goes! Sharpens one,s instincts for finding short cuts when trailing a path threw the old jungle of bureaucracy.

But as you know there are other fish to fry on the hill! Those bad doers must pay the piper too ,you know the one,s ,all those crooks on the hill!And those that are looking for the big pay offs at your expense.Oh and by the way,those gold cuffs I am having manufactured are being paid for out of my personel money! Can,t have ordinary hand cuffs on the old house floor ,why that would not only be unseemly but it would be a crime of some type or other!

That,s all for now folks,so keep your fingers crossed and keep your faithful support up and Adam because the old sheriff has big fish to catch in a really big way! The secound banana gavel is up for grabs and I intend to grab it!Oh and April showers brings May flowers !

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

28. Dave here, the old sheriff

Folks, setting at my desk the other day gazing at the cane in a frame under glass on my congressional office wall ,it occurred to me, in thought ofcourse ,that the old sheriff may have put his point across to John from a moreso sheriffly hard line approch and it,s devastingly effects may have left old John pernanently shaken up!

This I suddenly found somewhat disturbingly frightening for a moment ,because It may have some terrible effect tword my higher goals as a contender for the position of the vice president.Folks cleaning up capital hill in Washington DC just has to be my destiny!As you know the resignation of the attorney general of the United States ,for lying of the many reasons ,is a clear sign that wrong doers in our government are completely out of control. And as I have been taking a secound and third look at things going on all over the hill and everywhere else in the nation ,it has become ever so clear to me that only the the old sheriff in me can do something about it.

Folks ,the old sheriff in me does not care who the bad person is by name or position ,rather it,s a judge, the attorney general of the United States ,a congressman ,a U.S. senator ,or even the old cane in a frame under glass on my congressional wall for that matter ,or a lobbist,s or a democrate or a forign diplomate ,folks I can go on and on about about bad doers that need be thrown right into the slammers!

And so folks I thought and thought about how I can smooth out the shakey ground that I may have caused on the ground that John walks on, on the hill.

And so I have special ordered a hand made pair of brand new boots just for John Macane complete with cushined elevation to make it seem to John that he is walking on air! And I am sure he will find those boots a smooth sailing comfort in the air where it is he is within his element. The logo on the boots is the winged impressions! Flight wings on the back side of the boots at the heels!

And folks I am confident that once John puts those boots on, and believe me the boot maker assured me the he will not be able to resist putting them boots on,ah, right away, the shakeness and the wobbly knees will all go away into forgottenville.

And that will no doubt shine the vice presidential selection light on me!
And about that snow the other day, my sources tell me not to worry, the gardens will indeed thrive!

So keep your fingers crossed folks, Dave here, 10/4 over and out for now!
And keep to your minds ,the old sheriff really has something to show all those wrong doers on the hill!

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

29. Dave here again folks,The old sheriff

Now folks I know you have found time to look over the Seattle Times by now and clearly you may have noticed the pressure that is mounting from congress to force those Iraqees to pay their own way.Athganeestan too.

But the old sheriff is one of the front runners on the pressure mounting against the free loaders over there and let me just barrow from a famous quote in the form of a spin off .

First off let me just say the gloves are completely off folks!
And if we are going to stay
Than the Iraqees must pay.

Free loading must come at a cost and all wrong doers must be made to bear the consequences in full.
Folks I have invisioned slammers that extend from coast to coast with room enough to house every crooked con artist looking to cash in on the hill as well as all those crooked con,s that already have!

Folks the buck doesn,t stop just with that Iraqee governing group of wrong doers! Hell no ,it stops at the door of oppertunity that every crooked con artist in this nation have been visiting frequently since the continental congress took up seating! And folks if I get the vice presidential finger pointed my way ,if John MaCane points his finger in the one right direction,I can assure you, that wrong doer hell is in those slammers and hell is waiting for each and every one of them!

And that is why I am your congressman!

10/4 again on the old ps. for now,over and out!

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

30. Dave here,The old sheriff ! *

Folks, you most likely saw in the papers old Huckabee beating around the old bush and even kicking up a few stones which in my book is a violation of some type or other, those stones I mean. Old John says he kerryed millions of votes ,but let me ask you this, what do those millions of voters know about old Huck? Talks like a butterfly and stings like a bee no doubt! They don,t find out about the latter until it,s too late!

Doesn,t he seem like too much of a nicey nice guy?
Folks, up here on capital hill there is no sheriff ,there are no slammers to put those currupt and crooked wrong doers in. They freely do what ever they want to do without consequence.This place is like some novel where the unbelievable is a every day happening over and over again.
You go to sleep at night thinking I am glad this nightmare is over ,tomorrow is a new day. And the next day rebeign,s another night mare unbelieveable as it may be! I mean is!

Folks the scoundrels would be all too happy to have a guy like old Huckabee in the office of the vice president.

And the last thing they need is the old sheriff!
That,s because the old sheriff is a giving sort of a guy! For those scoundrels what I got to give is three hots and a cot! Threw the hell of it ,it just doesn,t get any better!

This is going to take some doing ,but folks we can do it! Just say no no no to old Huckabee and yes yes yes to the Old Sheriff! And lets send those hint hint hints over in the direction of those wrong doers on the hill and everywhere else in this nation they are!

This is your friend Dave on the hill
10/4 on that and over and out for now!

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

31. Dave here ! The old sheriff * The Presidential hoopla

Well folks ,the music fills the air on the hill,I just got to tell ya, that old Marine Core band has a way of getting those old feet moving in the march in the one right direction! My old uniform came back from the tailor just in time for the occasion! And let me say and I don,t mind if I do ,I had the most impressiove suit on the block ! It got the old wink out of my pal George as he assumed the roll of conductor of the Marine Core Band! And George really knows how to put out a spread , what a dinner! And those appetizers , pigs in a blanket. Ummm ummmm good!

That,s right folks my old uniform got the one right wink ! It is always those that keep their distance when the heat is turned up that are always missing the action! Old John McCane was out on the road framming his presidential campaign and Hillery was define, en the firing order and according to my pal George Obama was at church!

But the heat don,t bother the old sheriff none too much folks ,in fact the old sheriff himself is a real thermostate! That old heat gets turned up some and the old Sheriff just turns it up some more!That just might have something to do with why it is my pal George and I get along so well!
That,s right folks it takes real courage and conviction. It,s like I always told the younger less experienced deputys ,if you don,t commit they won,t admit! Because a half hearted confession is nothing more than a lie.

Thats why I love that Marine Core band so much ,half way is never good enough , it,s all the way.No beating around the bush about it!
And it brings up mutual feelings!

And speaking of mutual feelings , lets talk about the slammers,the one right direction for those wrong doers on the hill and anywhere else they are to be marching .
Capital Hill in Washington DC has been a safeco field of dreams come true for the worst kind of dispicable scumbags this couintry has ever known for far to long. And when I become the vice president, The end of that road to the scumbag safeco field of dreams come true will become the wrong doers worst nightmare of a real happening!

And folks there is more! I have been working out a comprehensive plan to capture those scumbags where ever else they are other than capital hill.
Now folks this comprehensive plan has to be the most brilliant sheriffly plan of attack on wrong doers I myself have ever seen, even if I do say so myself!

And I have been doing the research! Folks in my studies of American history ,a task I have undertaken to be more the capital hill type, I came across a period in American history where police proceerure soared! Do you know that Switzerland durning world war two installed hydrolic barriers to keep the Germans from entering and occuping the nutural zone. Like the self rising crust of the pie folks.Tanks couldn,t get threw ,German forces were vertually haulted ,stopped dead in their tracks at the Swiss boarders!

And folks! that,s right where the concept hit me like a ton of bricks falling!
That,s just what America needs! And ofcourse the very last thing those crooked scumbags will want to see! Whenever I think about those Swiss barriers rising , it reminds me of scumbag wrong duer hell behind those slammer bars! And so folks,- in addition to slammers being built from one end of this nation to the other ,from sea to shining sea! There shall be rising barriers to stop those scumbags where ever they are found out!

Folks for every dream there are dreams that fallow. And the old sheriff,s dreams are forever fallowing up on the tracks of those wrong doers until they are , forever gone.And when I become vice president, the secound banana of the United states ,the wrong doers will have hell to pay. And you know full well, they all have (IT) comming.And remember folks ,brothern and conrads, all of our stars are shining stars and we are all good cops! And I just want to say I have never known such a place since I was a sheriff,s deputy! A place where all of our stars shine bright!

10/4 on that folks
Keep your fingers crossed
Over and out for now
Your friend the old sheriff
And remeber folks , the right way is Dave,s way!

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

32. Bus driver,s rebuttel

There you have it folks,I am sure the ground is shaking beneith those rocks that those people come out from under to vote for the old sheriff! The light that shines off the old sheriffs star is the light of day to them!

At this point in time folks I rest my case with my opening statement which is also my closing statement. The old sheriff is the most insane man,sheriff ,what have you I have ever come across!

But folks ,he believe,s himself and he has a strong sense of self ,but it,s what he himself is filled with is what I find very distrubing!
He is suffering from star syndrome folks ,he has come to believe his own publicity!

But if he somehow pulls it off! I don,t know that I wouldn,t mind transporting those scumbags from slammer to slammer ,from sea to shining sea!

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

33. A word from Forword Washington

Folks I am J.T. Anonymous and for underground reasoning my last real name remains off the record.

I am chief advisor and General in Charge of the Rossi for governor campaign and Forword Washington as well.

And I approve of the old sheriff,s message and if I approve than Dino Rossi also approves because I say so and when the General says so, Dino Rossi jumps right in there,because I am The General.

Now folks even The General doesn,t know what the hell goes on behind that barrier the Bush,s put up around the White House since they first took office. But as the saying goes,when one wall comes down,another goes up! Cold as it is,that is the truth!

But it just may be the old sheriff in congressman Dave has found his way into the Bush,s favor and if thats the case than favors trickle down and forword Washington will be there to retieve those favors when those favors do trickle down . This is how Forword Washington is working for you to keep it moving forword!

Now as you good people of Washington know ,no one is above the law ,republican or democrate. And speaking as a republican and for republicans ,we are prepared to except our loss,s even if those loss,s include the loss of who is expected to become the next republican U.S.. Senator representing the state of Wahington.And being the General I will leave that name out too.If you know who I mean!

And to those of you who happen to be democrates ,let me ask you this, do you think you all democrates can stand to your loss,s should what I think might be happening does happen? Will it surprise you to come to know that some of your own are in truth the very reverse to what they say they are?

Those of us who are republicans are thick skined folks ,that,s right ,slip them the dagger than cut off their heads, let those heads roll! That,s right folks, seven and seven and it all goes down smooth!

Are you democrate people up to it?

This is the General speaking folks, Rossi is just a soldier I brought up and when I say jump,he jumps! And thats no Bull. But I,ll tell you what bull is folks, bull is what is happening in you alls partys race for the nomination. And if you think us thick skined republicans are going to surrender the White House over to you democrate people than let the General speak for all republicans ,one word folks -Nuts! Unless ofcourse you all democrate people do something smart,like draft Gore.
But I don,t think you democrate people have the guts or have thick enough skins!

This is the General
Over and out
And show your support for the old sheriff in congressman Dave
Bcause I say so.

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

34. Dave here- the old sheriff *

Well folks you heard from the old General, and let me just tell you ,he does indeed have a few stars on his collar!
Ah but it's just like Dorthy said in the old classic movie ,there is no place like home!
I don't believe I have ever seen so many shining stars!
Of course we don't always agree on everything but we do have one point where it is we all agree.

And that's just what I want to talk about today, the one right point!
Folks you must agree that there is no such thing as bringing scoundrels together at any one table to put matters on the one right page. Scoundrels belong behind bars isn't that right!

The point here folks is that the old Sheriff in me always has and had the ways to bring together scoundrels of all shapes and sizes and the truth is they all just love to confess!There is no wheeling and dealing with that folks, wheeling and dealing with that cannot and will not change a thing!Don;t you see the point here folks? It's simple folks, wheeling and dealing with the crime element makes one no better or worse than those who are all guilty of committing those crimes in the first place. I mean whats the democratic guy think he's gonna do ,save them ,than give all the scoundrels a clean bill of health, a fresh start? And after that just so long as they play his way ,the goods that were taken is all forgotten?

Folks, if the vice presidential selective finger is pointed in my direction ,I can tell you this ,I won't wheel and deal with the criminal element in Washington DC or anywhere else on earth ,I will have them all locked up tight and I 'll tell you something else, the Old Sheriff himself will throw away the key!

Folks, if you really want to see changes in Washington DC ,if change is what you truthfully want and if you can confess up to yourselves about it and just how much you want to see it with your own eyes, than I strongly urge you to write letters to the one right party in Washington DC and demand that the one right choice for vice president of the United States is none other than your good friend congressman Dave the old sheriff!

Friends, can America AFFORD to have the criminal element running rampant ,completely out of control?
Can We AFFORD to have a president that will bring the criminals together at the tables to wheel and deal with what that is?
Can the world AFFORD it?

Well I say no we can't and no it can't. My aim as vice president will be to lock them all up. And that is the only way to bring about effective change to the world of politics in America and the world as well! Lock them up,keep locking them up and throw away the key! And when all the bad ones are behind bars, than show me a bad one after that who will dare to enter into the free zone ,a zone free of criminals and self serving scumbags!

You are darn toot,en we can do it and do it we will!
You can AFFORD yourself this luxury if you do the right thing! Tell the party just who the Vice president shall be! AFFORD yourself that ,AFFORD it for AMERICA and the world!

Folks, there is the saying what goes around in Washington state ,you know the one, what happens in Washington stays in Washington.Don't you think by now the time has come to share our views with the rest of America and the world? Isn't it about time Washingtonians come to know the feeling that the Washingtonian ways about it is the American way!Isn't it time to share a little of what we got?Restore a little American faith in the law? Do you know there are people out there that have come to believe the crooks and the scumbags have taken it over? Folks, let the record show that no crook and no scumbag self serving wrong doer was ever ,is ever and is ever gonna be a friend,associate ,or good fellow acquaintance of the old sheriff in congressman Dave, I'll put them all where Foley is going and thats behind bars. And when I get hold of that gavel ,that's just where those self serving scumbag criminals that have turned Washington DC into a cesspool will end up.And that's the world of shit that is most suitable for each and every one of them!


Dave here,don't count the old sheriff out.
Write the party and tell it, give it what for!
10/4 on that folks
Let's clean the place up!
Over and out for now.

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

35. Dave here- the old sheriff * Let's make

History Together!Folks, one thing our vice president has brought before this nation is a most powerfully convincing forefront of the power and influence the vice president can become.Dangerous Dick Chaney is not one nor has ever been one to stand on the side lines and wait for his most opportune moment ,some mishap or other allowing a window to open, just enough for the city, or the district of Columbia to hear his music and feel the vibes of the man who in a temporary time frame holds the reins, just to be gone in a flash in time . Dangerous Dick Chaney has taken that moment, that flash in time and extended it to lights flashing and serene sounding off in a continuous adrenaline flow since first taking office! And his star shines bright in my book folks, He's a real trooper!And that's just what I want to talk about today folks, my book!

Folks, there are sheriffs in every county in every state, all of whom are well known to both the good doers and the bad doers as well. But the old sheriff in sheriff Dave stands above them folks!But they have something the old sheriff in congressman Dave doesn't have, and that is because their people ,the people don't know me.

Now folks ,as you know Dino Rossi wrote a book and had it published his own self,signed ,sealed delivered ,bought and paid for publishing.
And I did some reading into that book, and folks I just have to tell you the truth,Dino Rossi's book is pure horse shit! Now folks, lets just take it right down into the old locker rooms of the shinning stars! That man is so completely lacking in experience of any kind other than the wrong kind ,that he really ought to be put into the old lock up for having the audacity to not only write that pile of horse shit but furthermore having the hope that people will buy into that crock of hennas horse shit. Hell folks ,even the county janitors don't have big enough shovels to to put that shit wherever it belongs!And that is just why his shit remains!And I'll tell you something else, Rossi wrote that shit knowing that the stench would scare away the janitors,- leaving society no choice but to put up with his shit because nobody knows just how to get ridd of what that is.
But we do down here in the old locker rooms! It,s just a matter of getting to the source of all that shit and than locking it up and than throw away the key! That's it and all there is too it! We simply will not have that! Than of course fallowed by a lengthly and detailed investigation into all the business wheelings and dealings which is indeed the very sources of all his horse shit!

Ah, but ain't it good to be back home where the stars shine so bright!

Now folks, I would like to talk to you a little about my book in the making, what I call The Peoples Way Is Dave's Way! And let me add that I have dedicated a song to my book,one you may or may not know of,but it was the longest standing hit song on the charts. And let me further state for the record,no other politician has or will have the audacity of hope past this song!The name of that tune is Wendy by The Association. Smirk smirk.
Those Chicago winds can blow like hell but those winds don't blow past this song!
!0/4 on that but that's a different day!

Folks, if you don't mind I am going to get darn right local here and now. Folks, in my book which is your book, I have conducted my own investigation of the wall that was put up around the white house just after the Bush administration took it over. What I call the impenetrable ,inescapable wall of questions.Now folks you sent me to Washington D.C. because of my special gift which allows me to see threw such walls. And I am here to tell you, I have seen threw it.And I know just what has to be done.

Clearly you have come to realize that association within that wall and from the outside will lead to criminal exposure. And as you know that is why you sent me to Washington,to see threw it and get to it.
Folks the law is in and within that wall.It's under cover.
And although I cannot tell you the full extent of the laws under cover operation ,what I can tell you is a little bit about how it works. Folks, nobody is above the law,and everyone and the Democrat Obama is suspect.Thats how the law works,as you well know.


That law in the wall is rather like a drag net police chase in Magnolia. What we shining stars love about Magnolia as you all know, is the fact that the district can be completely sealed off by the cops! Just like the bug commercial folks, the scumbags can get in but they don't get out!Nowhere left to run except straight to the old lock up!
They all think they are smarter than the law,but the truth is it is always the stupid mistakes that they make that gets them CAUGHT.And We Can Always Afford them that luxury!

No folks we can change that wall for the greater good of all the people. The law in the wall is not meant for service of only the government itself. It is not there for the self preservation of government. It is there to protect and serve the people of the United states of America. And when I am vice president of the United States, gavel in hand,That wall is going full circle in the name of the people.
And that is just the way it was meant to be!


10/4 on that folks
Dave here, the old sheriff
Don.t count me out
Keep the old fingers crossed
We can change things folks
The peoples way is Dave's way.
Over and out for now.

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

36. Folks,This Is The General * * * * *

And I approve congressman's Dave's message. All five stars go to the old sheriff in congressman Dave for the outstanding courage it takes to step forward and tell it like it is.When I was just a Colonel, had the service of my country called for my rising to the occasion, without hesitation and at all cost ,I would have .

Rossi is just another face waiting to fade away,the state and the party has nothing to gain or lose in his departure. And as congressman Dave clearly pointed out ,Rossi's so called progressive policies ,if that;s what they call that ,is nothing more than a pile of horse shit.There never was a good thing of it to be had.Shit is shit is just what congressman Dave said. And that's my kind of talk in action.

Nobody who is anybody important should be forced to deal with wussies and wimps and inexperienced cowards of such ,just to keep the American way of life safe from harms way.And the American people shall not be forced to experience the effects of wussieism after the smoke clears.
If they had real change to apply ,it will have already been applied. And that is the simplicity of that stupidity congressman Dave or the old sheriff in him sees threw. And that is the horse shit that is clearly evident.

And Dave's way is the kind of tenacity it takes and the lacking quality those inexperienced spy's if you will ,will never come to know, if they know anything at all.

Congressman Dave has truly found the one right way about it.

And the rest of them ,including that Democrat progressive are all filled to the gills with horse shit.And speaking of gills, there are other stars that protect by way of the sea!

Congressman Dave has truly discovered the path to correction for all that is wrong.
And is indeed the one right choice for the vice presidency.

If you want real change in government,Dave's path to justice for all is truly the peoples way!

And folks, it's not about building more jails, The Army has plenty of unused housing for them! Let's make use of that land!This land is your land ,this land is my land, but the old Army's land belongs to your government,and plenty of it can serve the one right purpose. Lock them up and keep locking them up!

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

37. Dave here- the old sheriff * Finger update

Folks this is a short one. As you know ,the presumable candidate, old sky pilot is sending out invites to his ranch in Arizona! Now folks it just may be that the fear I sent threw the old fog nozzle has somehow mysteriously worn off. I can tell you this only because I have turned my entire office up side down looking for my invite. And do you know to my surprise ,it just isn't there.I ran outside and caught the post person and shook him down good ,had him empty his bag as a matter of fact. It wasn't there either.
He thought I was going to conduct a strip search right out there in the street! He's lucky I didn't cuff him than run him in for having the audacity of hope!

Now folks what it all comes down to is this, I think old Sky Pilot is terrified of our kind of change!
And at the same time he also has to realize that without it he may not win!
He therefore must be avoiding the fact of the matter in that there is only one right choice,and as you know,the choice is none other than your friend the old sheriff in congressman Dave!

It is clearly a matter of AFFORD- ABILITY.
Folks everybody knows that crooks ,molesters, sex offenders and all other bad doers belong behind bars,regardless of party!Is that oral enough?!smirk smirk! Talk about impeachable offenses right? Than there is the old AFFORDABLE BILLY BEER,another case in my back log.
And as a nation we simply cannot AFFORD to allow them to be completely free to forever continue on with the terrible things that they do and have done.

Folks, The time for correctional change has come!
And the law must be put back on track ,than realigned back to it's intended purpose. And that purpose is, to remind you, to protect and serve the people, all the people of these United States! What we can AFFORD folks is to lock up those crooks,and keep locking them up ,and once more We Can AFFORD to throw away those keys!

And even Old Sky Pilot himself is not and shall not ever be above THE LAW.
And that's just why I am your congressman!


Folks,fasten your seat belts
I am really getting fired up now
Don't count me out
This race ain't over
10/4 on that
Keep your fingers crossed.
Over and out for now
Your friend,the old sheriff!

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

38. Dave here- the old sheriff *

Fried green tomato's , have you ever tried it? After watching the movie I suddenly found my appetite! I'm thinking about a star studded barbecue with invites that extend to every home in America. There is without a doubt plenty enough to go around!

The old round up folks, there's lobbyist meat ,there's congressional meat 'there's all kinds of meat fit for the grille!And you can chew the fat for decades to come!

I'm in to win folks,and I am here today to tell you that I have experienced the epiphany of Epiphany's !

Old Sky Pilot sent out special invites to those select few. That's what they all do ,they wheel and deal with the few behind the backs of those that have the power to hire and fire. Only to come out and court you for your vote ,after the wheeling and dealing is done. They tell you all about what is lacking across your dinner tables, bread and butter issues they call that, yet they do not bother to even throw you a bone or useless scrap out of all the extravagant hooplas that they throw,and in many cases at your tax dollar expense.

Yes the old Sheriff in congressman Dave has had and has the one right epiphany folks! And this one's for you!

I am here by inviting you all ,all the American people to the grandest most extravagant hoopla America will ever know. Folks it's going to make Woodstock history!

And all of those self serving scumbag crooks and RIP offs ,sex offenders and molesters that have taken up residency in our government ,many of whom have accomplished that by the vote -are providing the meat for the grille!

As a matter of fact folks, they are the meat for the grille!
And the heat will be turned on high!

And no need to wonder where do you buy your tickets folks, you have already paid for that ,time and time again. NOW IS THE TIME- for the crooks and self serving scumbags to pay up, to pay their Dept's to society in a way that is so very long over due!

I am sure old sky pilot will be rattling his cane but good when he catches wind of the hoopla he will wish he had founded! And he will be-shaking in his boots!

Yes we can lock them up
And yes we can,throw away the key!

The time for correctional change has come
And America needs a vice president that can lead the way to correctional change.

And your friend the old sheriff in congressman Dave is ever so ready to meet and greet the challenge!
And I have very special invites for each and every wrong doer in Washington DC and the nation.

Folks ,lets raise those bars high!
We can do it together
Threw solidarity and unity.
One nation, one people and just the right place for each and every wrong doer ,starting from the top down.Always plenty of room, right folks!

This race ain't over
Don't count me out
Keep our fingers crossed
10/4 on that
Over and out for now
Your friend the old sheriff in congressman Dave.

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

39. Dave here- the old sheriff * !

Just dropped in to extend my congratulations to the democratic party for the finale ending the nonssensical dispute between the two of that. Really the best man won,smirk smirk!

May the best man win in November as well, smirk smirk!

And he will increase those odds if and only if the one right choice is made for the vice presidential position!

Keep your fingers crossed
May the best man win-smirk smirk !
10/4 on that
Over and out for now.

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

40. Dave here- the old sheriff * Finger update

Folks,I just must say the stars shine brighter than ever and as always I am glad to be here among friends ! As you may know ,president Bush has taken on the task of under cover police work of a international scale.The old chief is going after Bin Laden the same way I went after Ridgway!Oh and bird lady bus driver!

As you know,Bin Laden is a bad doer of the worst kind and must be brought to justice.And I am sure that the old chief will set back there in his chair in the oval office one fine day before the end of his term and say, I got ya.Just like I did. This could very well turn out to be the biggest hail to the chief storm the world will come to know for many ,many years to come!
This most brilliant, daring, bold move President Bush made just may set in motion the beginnings of the great round up. The round up of bad doers all over the world and Washington DC just as well! I won't lie to you folks, there are indeed some pretty bad ones here on the hill,capital hill.


And that is why the country needs the old sheriff in congressman Dave as Vice President. Because I am the guy with the experience putting my finger down on the deal and saying, got ya.And let me just tell you, you have no idea what it takes to sift threw the paper trails that begin on the eighty sixth block and than end on the one hundred twenty fifth block for no seeming reason than pick back up on the on the two hundred and twenty fifth block again ,and in a completely different place ,with no leads to how the hell or what the hell ,and somehow you got to connect those dots that just vanish in the haze somehow! And I know about that somehow part, and just how to find it. Folks with each paper trail that ends nowhere ,there is a sign left behind! And it's just a matter of breaking the code language of those signs left behind! And that's what the old sheriff in congressman Dave does.

But folks, there is a problem. Rossi has stolen the concept for himself . And the BIAW is his paper trail henchmen. He has signs all over eastern Washington accusing the Democrats of being thieves! That lunatic Rossi is going to divide this state beyond repair to suit his self centered desires.And screw up everything by so doing.

And that lard ass vice president of the BIAW ,one McCabe ,is Rossi's Alberto Gonzales! Folks, this is a tragedy in the happening.
Dino Rossi's ego just must be brought to justice before he pulls down the parade!

I think that suck hole is trying to destroy me!And with the time I don't have, I am not of a position to do a complete investigation into all Rossi's business dealings so I can put my finger down on him! For cry,en out loud it will take a miracle dropping out of the sky to drop that lunatic!

I do hope the good voters of Washington state are smart enough to see threw to the truth behind those signs!

I know, there was a time when the signs said ,long haired freaky people need not apply, but times change as do opinions!


Dave here, the old sheriff
Don.t count me out
Keep your fingers crossed
Keep reading threw to the truth behind those signs
10/4 on that
Over and out for now.

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

41. Dave here- the old sheriff * !

For The Love Of Hate
Those Gates!


One thing those teck'ee two shoes love to do with time on their hands is hate Bill Gates!
As Gates slips comfortably into retirement ,a change of hate command is about to slip threw the old pasture, blazing trails into new grazing grounds! The teck,ee two shoes are searching for a new icon! Indeed, they won't have old Billy boy to kick around the coals anymore!

The old sheriff in congressman Dave here, but ain't good to be back where the stars shine so bright!

Folks, sometims you just might need to hate something ,and when something fades out,something else fades in. Crime and bad doers as you well know are a repetitious circle,therefore there is no need to search too far too long for another icon to hate in the world of cops and robbers! The process of transference may take the whole of a fraction of a instant!And since long before the micro mini thing,ey !

Now folks,you are probably wondering where the old sheriff in congressman Dave is going with this,right? Well the old sheriff has been
doing the research folks, and the research takes the old sheriff back to the point of Bill Gates humble beginnings! Back to a period in history where the old Pin Ball machine in it's rapid changing design features was the most highly advanced electronic master piece's known to common market.

Think about it folks, you thought it was stereo ,the old entertainment system, or your thought it was the age of micro wave cooking!
But the real electronic technological soring advancement in the industry was happening in places you would least suspect,those pin ball machines!
I am talking about the technological Renaissance of the 1970's!A dark period when government controlled market due to the cold war!A period in time when a rising shinning star got involved in the future of technology and staying ahead of the bad doers by stepping into the world of Pin Ball,or you joined the military to use the real stuff, but in actuality ,the pin ball gaming industry was and is the real stuff!Unbeknown of course to the average.Now you are seeing where the world of comic books leads the inquisitive minds!

Make no mistake about it folks, I have seen and been responsible for the confiscation of many suspect pin ball machines over the years in police work.And let me just tell you there is a lot of good and bad what surrounds the world of pin ball gaming.
And there is plenty of tricky dicktation in there ,believe that!

Now to those of you in the county of King, I know that you know the street numbers are not at all sequential in some places about the county,and in particular Bellevue!
In fact folks ,it's more so seeming like a criminal on the run! It begins with some number,ends because of a green belt, or a hill or the housing development ends and there so does sequential numbering. It may end on 196 th. ave. and you go around, and find it picks back up on 256 th. ave.You are looking for 211 th. ave. and you come to think that somehow it has disappeared before your eyes!
All of the trails those scumbag self serving bad doers that make there way in Washington D.C. begin and end in just that way.

But the old sheriff in congressman Dave is hot on their heels folks!
The old sheriff called in a favor or two and managed to have a state of the art newly confiscated pin ball machine flown express delivery to the office of congressman Dave! Ah, for the greater good of course!
Naturally when the evidence arrived it became the old sheriff's responsibility to get to know the lay out of the turf!

On the release of the ball, the release spring loaded pull always to the far right of course! On the third ball in play there was a fury of activity going on ,the ball was bouncing all across the turf seeming as though it had a mind of it's own, racking up points to no seeming end. Folks I just have to tell you ,the old sheriff set a world record ,no doubt.

But suddenly something happened, the ball bounced over to the far right, a gate popped open at the speed of light and retained the ball at the pull start position. Well I said that damned gate robbed the action!But the ball was put in a place where new action was about to be of a happening. Like starting over again exception to the mega pointers scored .This of course left the old sheriff in a position to move in for the greater kill .

The old sheriff in me was mighty tempted to pull back on the spring release and send it in! But than it occurred within the old sheriff in congressman Dave's instincts, Whooooooo I said,hold on right there, Gotya.
The self serving scumbag ball is taken out of the action within the action ,leaving no trace or trail.

Folks, I have named a brand new suspect. The old sheriff in congressman Dave is hot on the heels of THE GATE KEEPER.
And when I get the Gate Keeper, the domino's come tumbling down!

Don't count me out
Keep your fingers crossed
Keep your eye on the ball
Keep the ball in play
10/4 on that
Over and out for now.

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

42. The General here folks * * * * *

I am sure Old Clark would just love to get his hands on that gavel. And take it from me, old lead bottom Clark is right at home at a desk!
And if you are a real doer ,you just keep your eye on the ball ,just like the old sheriff in congressman Dave says.

Old lead bottom Clark does not have any of the good old boys hanging around the pentagon anymore handing him praise and medals for his bull shit!Which incidentally ,happens to be the extent of old lead bottom Clark's vice presidential qualifications ,unless of course you want to believe he earned all his metals!

And the last thing this country needs is another lead bottom vice president!
Or another stuffed shirt for that matter!

The General here folks
If you earned it ware it
And if you didn't,don't.
And never use what you did not earn to piece together a bogus point.
And,you would be surprised what you can hide!
Over and out for now.

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

43. Dave here- the old sheriff * Finger update

Dave here,the old sheriff! First off I would just like to say the stars are shinning brighter for some reason as the fourth of July nears. This is a time to be among friends!

Folks your friend congressman Dave and the old sheriff in me too,have some very troubling news to pass along. As you all know the old sheriff in congressman Dave has been doing some high level research investigation into wrong doings and wrong doers in Washington D.C. The old sheriff in me reached a conclusion ,a conclusion I am sure you are aware of.
However let me clarify for the record. The old sheriff in me concluded threw his old research techniques that wrong doers in our government must be brought down starting at the very top on down to the very bottom ,here in Washington DC and further anywhere else in the country those self serving scumbags are.
The old sheriff in congressman Dave has put his finger down on it folks and the freedom finger express is on the move.

But folks somebody or somebody's has tried to switch the track on the old freedom finger express train.
And I am sure that high level GOP influence is behind the caper. Folks there has been a break in,a break in right here in the office of congressman Dave and the old sheriff too.
Somebody or somebody's has gone threw my finger down on it files.And there is more, somebody has been messing around with the state of the art confiscated pin ball machine I had send to my office here in the nations capital for investigative research reasoning.

And there is more, the cane in a frame on my wall was on the floor upside down and the glass is broken. Somebody or somebody's was looking for something inside the cane in a frame on my wall.

Now folks don't you find it highly suspicious that suddenly John McCain is changing his campaign team ,weeding out all the bad ones? Starting at the top all the down to the bottom?
Discharging all the wrong doers ?

Folks lets face it, my office has been ram sacked.

Folks from this day forward I am hereby detaching from the GOP and will be operating as a independent so that I may continue with my research investigations from top to bottom.

And I am preparing to release this information to the public.
Folks,I just have to tell you that what this is happens to be really ,really big. The Finger gate Break Ins .

FINGER GATE.

The rest to fallow as I am preparing a full description of all allegations pending.



This thing ain't over
Don't count me out
Keep that train rolling
Keep your fingers crossed
10/4 on that
Over and out for now.

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

44. Dave here- the old sheriff * FINGERGATE

Folks, I received a rather BeHooving memo from the F-B-I Director stating that the old sheriff in me should take some sound advice and-Keep A Tight Lid On what may have occurred in and within the office of congressman Dave.
(It) goes on to say that this alleged incident or accidental forced entry may have been for the greater good ,under the heading of national security. On the other hand it goes on to say that the allegations my be a very distasteful attempt on the part of some old x sheriff to further along his aspirations,And it says that vice president Dangerous Dick Chaney himself is highly suspicious of the ladder in question to the end mean of what may or may not have been a alleged break in of some type or other.

Folks I received this memo late Friday and I just must tell you that the old sheriff in me took off like a star spangled sky rocket.What you might call a surprise unscheduled event.

And let me just tell you something else, there are those in Washington D.C. that will do anything to keep the rain of corruption going for at least another 30 years. And those of such will use all avenues available to them and all those of whom that are connected ,and of those ,there are many. It rather compares to a massive unbreakable chain link that one either connects to,or is out casted from. And there is more, the great corrupt chain link claims no particular party or is one party in actuality.And that party is the party of self serving greed mongers. It a party of control. It is the party of get rich quick at all cost. And it is a party of protecting it's own. And members of that party masquerade as patriots. We must beware of them folks.

The Fingergate break in was orchestrated in a three part series. Those concerned from the left ,those from the right ,and there is some apparent independent interests mixed in ,though disguised and quite cleverly I must say.These people folks, only know one tune, and that tune is their own,and nothing but. And they are out to destroy anyone that does not jump on that band wagon., They operate by the motto , You are with us, or not at all.

Well let me just state for the record, the old sheriff in congressman Dave is not ever going to join them folks. And the old sheriff is not about to be burned out of this house which has become a home for the greedy self serving corrupt.

The old sheriff in congressman Dave does indeed have further aspirations folks. The concept here is make the greedy self serving corrupt in this house homeless. But the old sheriff has mercy, The old sheriff in congressman Dave has housing in mind for each and every self serving criminal greed monger on the hill folks. A place where the bars rise higher than ever. And a place where criminals are placed under armed guard.

A place that forever reminds them that crime does not pay.
Contrary to the going trend.


Don't count me out
Keep your fingers crossed
Let's raise those bars higher than ever before
10/4 on that
Over and out for now.

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

45. The General here folks * * * * *

And I approve this message . And there is something I must further add. Old lead bottom Clark has always been good at sitting back on his fat ass and telling it like he thinks it is. Every so often he may even be right.
He was right when he said McCain is lacking in certain areas. But let this old General make this perfectly clear,What McCain lacks Congressman Dave has a abundance of.And that's just what makes congressman Dave the perfect choice for the vice presidency.

As I see it folks , This country is lacking in two critical areas,
Area one, It is lacking of a strong well maned military.
Area two, The country is lacking in law,order and punishment .

You think it's water boarding , water boarding ?You think water boarding when politicians are making financial killings threw corruption since long before day 9/11 happened?

Hasn't anybody heard about abscame? Perhaps the Carter follies took away the peoples focus about all of what goes on in Washington DC land.

Stay focused on Congressman Dave's investigative findings, that's just why we put him in.
We want a solid investigative view point of somebody trained . Somebody who can operate from the outside of it all from within. Somebody who stays connected to the right people rather than the wrong doers.

And that somebody is your congressman and the old sheriff in congressman Dave.

Congressman Dave spelled it out for you folks. It's not about Democrats,it's not about Republicans,it's not about party preference. It's all about weeding out the party players of the self serving scumbags in our government . It all about restoring the professional title of Politician to a honest respectable job.

It's about restoring law and order and a well maned well funded military.

That and keeping lard Assed retired Generals in retirement!Or at the very least behind the action where we belong! It's all about keeping old war horse Generals away from the button, the new age of modern war.There will come a day when ground wars are no longer fought. And people like General lard ass Clark are incapable of this comprehension.

And people like congressman Dave don't know anything about it, but they are willing to learn.

And that's what the country needs.

You cannot ever teach a old war horse new tricks. And it shouldn't take a team of scientist's to explain just how that means in layman's terms.


This is the General
Over and out.

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

46. Dave here- the old sheriff * Slippery slopes!

Folks , picking a vice presidential running mate is no easy choice. The 0ffice of the second banana is no longer a place to put somebody that does nothing more than piss you off! It is no longer a place to put somebody to keep them forever standing in the shadows waiting to be forgotten ,hence thrust into political obscurity left to become a somebody that nobody remembers. Just the guy that sits on the old bench who never got a chance to play.A mear shadow chaser.

Our vice president ,Dangerous Dick Chaney has proven that the vice president is a powerful meaningful influential number two position that knows no bounds. Dangerous Dick Chaney has himself single handedly completely redefined the vice presidents job . He has given the vice president a voice and the necessary power invested to get the voice of the vice president across over and above the presidents should it be necessary!

No longer is the vice presidents job reserved for those party king pins want placed into political obscurity ,placed into the shadows only to be forgotten in time because nobody remembers nobody's.

And so folks the vice president now has dreams.It has become a a job which holds a prominent standing with considerable influence and power.And the vice presidents office now has a a very impressive ,highly impressive executive bathroom complete with sauna bath ,replacing the old piss bucket ,placed there in a obscure corner forever a reminder of past grievances!

This has changed the nature of choosing a vice presidential pick. And the old ways about it have been completely tossed out, sent out threw the sewer on into the river and over the dam, never to be recovered.

This having been done folks, you may easily see that old sky pilot may be experiencing difficulties right at the moment. You see John seems to be being influenced by the old ways about it. At current he is most likely considering the old H.W. Bush way about it. The one where a bird in hand is worth two in the bush. Dan Quayle set off any flashy lights?

It may have appeared perfect in a perfect choice but, the bird in hand could not or would not slip into the shadows as expected.
Started dropping bird turd on H.W.'s ride! That of course created a most unseemly appearance and the bird quail became food for conversation in every house hold! Why, H.W. himself once said,- that damn Quayle is serving me up crow, the least the guy could do is come up with a little roast duck! Sheeese,what a damn jerk!

Or maybe old sky pilot is shaking in his boots because of a bit of a pill problem. Do they think the old sheriff doesn't know how to play ball or something? Even the lowest of all politician's knows about socialites and pill bags! Hell, what ever it takes ,don't ask,don't tell!

Folks, the old sheriff is not looking to become top banana,all I want to do is lock up all the self serving criminal scumbags in Washington DC and everywhere else their leads lead to,and of course throw away the key!

Capital hill needs the old sheriff. It needs the guy that won't slip. It needs the old sheriff in congressmen Dave serving the people as the second banana ,one with a no slip grip .


This thing ain't over till it's over
Don't count me out
Keep you fingers crossed
Lets not have old sky pilot piss this opportunity up a rope
10/4 on that
Keep reading Joel Connelly's column in the Seattle P.I.
Roger 10/4 on that
Over and out for now.

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

47. Dave here- the old sheriff * Finger update

Well as you know Old Sky pilot slipped his finger just a little too far the the right, smirk smirk.

My condolences to senator John McCain and Sarah sand point Palin governess of Alaska. No doubt Sarah does the tango pretty good in the desert.
She sure must have put the moves on old sky pilot. smirk smirk.

As the saying goes ,one race ends and another begins!
Experience is my middle name ! Commercially speaking that is! smirk smirk!
Or that's the way it is in my commercials! Stay tuned !


10`/4 on that
Roger wilco
The flight of the spotted owl
McCain from the desert running hot water
Sarah from sand point who flew the coup and pan handled Alaska is ice cold
The pair make real fine facet , oh ya ,let it pour.
Over and out for now
And on the back burner!

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

48. This is The General * * * * *

Now, as it will seem evident, The old sheriff in congressman Dave delivered his concession address to the good people of Washington state . And I just must say his attitude reflect is the right one. And I see the one right outstanding quality the old sheriff in congressman Dave that makes him truly electable and more so eligible in a much higher way, qualified and unquestionably suitable for the vice presidency.

And this quality of mention with high regard I might add, is his sincere ability to acknowledge his loss with both great distinction and flavored grace. These two areas in greatness combined and applied at the same time in the same place are the self evident truth about just who both should and shall be The Vice Presidential Pick.

It is and indeed therefore also self evident that John McCain is and beyond a question of a shadow in a doubt suffering from what is known on the battle field as battle fatigue.Battle fatigue under considerable duress has been known at times to cause one to think with something rather than something else.

Now, -, I know you may be thinking that in saying so ,is,- a little to far down there below the belt. But let me just tell you that it has been of my experience to witness decisions of such made in times of duress and delayed stress . And although the cause of such poor decisions is understandable, that does not mean that poor decision or severe errors of judgment are acceptable.

However in my experience ,when decisions of such are made we must look for avenues of correction,and this in and of itself is most complicated and requires a timely procedure. In short damage control.

With all the corruption there is in Washington DC ,and all that has been running rampant seemingly forever , and all the new politician's coming around trying to find ways to detach from the flow of corruption so to speak ,I'll say it, Rossi as a matter of example , MaGavic ,both of whom are no more than draft dodgers as far as I see, . Self serving nothing more. And do not even think for one minute those democrats do not have far too many of those as well. And one in particular but I won't even mention his name.


You cannot bargain or barter with the corrupt,And you cannot side step your way around it. You wear a tie? You cannot simply ask the corrupt to leave ,they are not fired and they cannot and will not leave. So there you are .

The old sheriff in congressman Dave is not the democrat, the old sheriff in him has no intention of bartering or bargaining with the corrupt.And the old sheriff does not tango in the desert either. But he does do the tango with those who are corrupt.


The Vice President in the old sheriff in congressman Dave wants to work on their cases ,not with them.
He wants to lock the self serving scumbags up and throw away the key!
Is that not self evident I ask you?

You simply cannot work with both sides of corruption ,it just has to be self evident,is it not?
And for one to say he can is a lie, is it not?

And is it not true that the best way to deal with the self serving corrupt scumbags is to lock them up and throw away the key?

And isn't that the truth ?

I may be just some old faded war horse ,but I do know the truth why I speak it. And I just told you what the real deal is.

You don't work with both sides of corruption, you don't run them off , you don't side step it either. What you do is lock them up and throw away the key. Now here is where the democrat missed it completely, You start from the top, than work you way down. Lock them up, keep locking them up and throw away the keys.

Clean the house, clean up the block and the country. Strictly no bull shit, just do it.


The old sheriff in congressman Dave has and had the guts to tell you what has to be done ,and it;s up to you to see it for what it is ,in truth and in fact.

And so, I am here to say
Don't count congressman Dave out
This thing ain't over
Keep your fingers crossed
This is the General
Over and out.

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

49. The General * * * * *

There are things shaking up in the deal and a new deal is in the making.
The vice president in the old sheriff in congressman Dave made his voice roar threw federal government. And the echos are louder than than ever before. We can do it better says the old sheriff in congressman Dave.And his music is singing for the union! It's Boeing's new song as a matter of fact.

But that's not why I'm am here today. I most recently reviewed the old sheriff's delivery on Slippery Slopes, and I noticed some particulars the vice president in the old sheriff in congressman Dave may not be aware of,or maybe on some other level he is though not of a conscious level. More of a General's sub conscious level in the take. Of course the vice president in the old sheriff in congressman Dave ,Is No General, clearly I can see he does indeed know something.

That's right folks there is a storm on the horizon and it isn't even detectable yet by any means available ,but knowing of such things is in part what makes a General ,a General. And I can tell you from ( experience * * * * * ) , that the Old sheriff in congressman Dave is about to reach it !

If you will review Slippery Slopes,Bird Quayle and those bird droppings on H.W. Bush's ride , I believe you find the clue.


I cannot at this time tell you what I know because of course you know the enemy would just love to know what we know and that's not going to happen until the counter attack is of a happening!

One little additional clue Agnew, like a sparrow!


This is the General * * * * *
This thing ain't over until it's over
Keep your fingers crossed
Birds of a feather flock together
The vice president in the old sheriff in congressman Dave
Is the One Right Choice
Over and out for now.

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

50. The General * * * * *

This storm just isn't going to stop ,I trust you all have your storm gear on.

We are getting hit from all sides. Those banks on this end and shot gun weddings on the other. Seems like we are being bombarded back into the horse and biggie days. As I recall Bush mentioned something to that effect in one of the debates with senator Kerry.

Many causalities have been known to come out of those shot gun weddings too ,let me just tell you.This is hell folks, hell on wheels ! The McCain camp just has to hope that a seventeen year old who is pregnant and a eighteen year old ski bum can hold up to the heat !

And the heat is just why I am here today.
McCain just must be feeling the heat now more than ever for that finger moving just a little too far to the right ,or the far right for that matter. You just can't get any farther out there than Alaska ! The one right pick was right there in front of his nose ,right there ,he was on it. Than that stray finger just kept going. But it's not too late for old sky pilot to see the errors of his ways.

The vice president in the old sheriff in congressman Dave is the one right choice.
He wants to lock them up,keep locking them up and throw away those keys.


This thing ain't over
Don't count the old sheriff out
Keep your fingers crossed
And keep your storm weather gear on folks
This is the General *****
Over and out for now.

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

51. The General here folks * * * * * Listen Up {!}

I for one can always find a way to agree to disagree right or wrong.
There are three positive aspects that came out out the debate between the vice president in the old sheriff in congressman Dave and Darcy Burner.

(1) There was no finger pointing.
(2) Clearly the vice president in the old sheriff in congressman Dave's projected view in presence was more pointed.
(3) The Bush fault line was not crossed.

It is therefore clear to me that all four candidates,The vice president in the old sheriff, the sheriff himself and congressman Dave,Darcy Burner too ,seem to agree somewhere within their personal strategies that,(crossing the Bush fault line will do nothing more than create a massive smoke screen over the issues at hand thereby making it impossible to point at any specific area of concern. And even if you do,which ever one you are,no one would see it because of the smoke screen.

Now as a General, I must say Darcy did well in spite of being out numbered !

But the naked truth is,there is one issue that over rides all others.And that issue is Sarah Palin.
It is true that it is wise not to repeat mistakes or the mistaken errors of others.You learn by mistakes ,be those mistakes yours or the enemy's.
And the innocent moose is not the enemy.

And so the real question left undressed is,who's mistake must be addressed and corrected? And why does the originator of such mistakes keep repeating the same mistake pattern. Somebody does not listen.Somebody navigates with his eyes closed flying by the seat of his pants.And that somebody just cannot seem to get his finger down on the problem,that stray finger.And that somebody is old sky pilot himself, John McCain. And that's the naked unvarnished truth.

The vice president in the old sheriff in congressman Dave voted no on the big bail out. Darcy says no to that too. The two agree on that. McCain knows very much about bailing out,in fact he is indeed very experienced in bailing out.
The vice president in the old sheriff in congressman Dave has a very different and almost foreign policy where it comes down criminals being bailed out.The old sheriff's view to bail outs is indeed very different. McCain on the other hand just does what he was trained to do,and thats jump, blow the canopy ,eject and pull the rip cord. And every crook on Wall street is right behind McCain.And every thieving scumbag lobbyist crook and politician on the block in Washington DC are right there in line ,ready to jump and pull or catch a ride down on the golden parachutes.

When all else fails, jump and pull. The moose is loose.

The vice president in the old sheriff in congressman Dave told you about his having a confiscated pin ball machine send to his office in Washington DC so that he himself,which ever one that is ,can investigate those gates.Those Gates. Yes folks pin ball machines have gates.
And the way I see it ,the vice president in the old sheriff has three major cases to present to the public and the greater national and international public.

On the national and international, We Have Finger gate.
And to the same end ,We Have Bail Out gate.
And in the great state of Washington ,We have Builder Gate,

That's right folks, The vice president in the old sheriff in congressman Dave told you about it here first ,when he delivered his speech on,- For the love of hate,those gates!

And so I am here to inform you today that the old sheriff in congressman Dave has worn out his seat in congress, it is time for the vice president in the old sheriff in congressman Dave to vacate and move up !

The time has has come for John McCain to realize the errors of his ways.
It is time for Sarah Palin to put her cloths on ,bow out and stop the foolish wild partying. And the time has come to establish civil order ,law and order ,in the wild state of affairs in Alaska.

Fore it is not the moose that must be stopped in it's tracks.It is the foolishness of the wild and the self serving ,the greedy power thirsty ,all of those that leave nothing to drink for the fish and all other forms of wild life. All of those that party too much.And all of those that care too little.The drunkeness must cease.Fore they have all become drunk on theirselves in a most perverted way.

And the days of wine and roses are gone.And the time for change has come.

And: John McCain cannot possibly have changed anything in Washington DC ,but he says he has ,he says he has done it before. Simply in his drunkness he may have thought he did. He clearly recalls rolling the dice.
He just doesn't see himself back there being drunk with ther rest of them,or having been the provider,the founder of the feast and drunken hoopla. In his drunkeness he may have thought, wrong as it is, it is all for the greater good.


John McCain cannot claim change unless he changes himself.He may start by changing his mind about Palin.He can act on that by putting the finger out, than pointing it in fact,-in the one right place.
And the vice president in the old sheriff in congressman Dave is, the one right place,isn't it (!)



This thing is not over
Don't count the vice president in the old sheriff in congressman out
Keep your fingers crossed
Stay out of the smoke screens
Write your congressman
And don't forget to vote
This is the General * * * * *
Over and out .

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

53. The General here * * * * *

I really don't know what the hell kind of party those two are carrying on with since Sarah Palin did the tango in desert with old sky pilot, but I can tell you this ,the naked truth bears no false witness.

What do they do? They buy that woman a hundred and fifty thousand dollars in clothing and hair do's and what does she do? She leaves all the excess baggage on the campaign plane. She doesn't need no clothes because she's just going to party on down.

This nonsense is taking the very nature right out of the core of the GOP itself.

McCain has to bring that party jet back on the ground and regain what good sense he has left in him and do the right thing.

The vice president in the old sheriff in congressman Dave is sliding down the slippery slopes in the poles because of voter outrage over this wild outragous hoopla and carrying on's about the country between those two.

Why the next thing you know those Democrats will be carrying on with a parade , the hell ,they may even have Bird Lady Bus Driver riding down the street in a open limousine.

The vice president in the old sheriff in congressman Dave is the last true hope for another grand old party win,a formal grand old party win. This perverted nightmare has to fade away,and with a quickness.



This is the General * * * * *
And this is disgusting
This thing isn't over
Don't give up hope
Hold down the fort
Stay out of the smoke screen
Keep your fingers crossed
Time is on the right side
Over and out.

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

54. The General here * * * * *

Well folks, it's a dark day. Rossi was ordered back to the tent at the old HQ. At current it's hard to say until the end of the day. Rossi has his special advisory unit holding down the front lines and confusion runs through the troops like ice water runs through Rossi's veins. Without the leader the cold front temperature seems to be on the rise. This is not at all good for the GOP.

The McCain party jet is still air born ,and that as you well know is a crash course.It all comes down to hours . McCain must make the shift.He must eject Palin and replace her with the vice president in the old sheriff in Congressman Dave, if he wants to win them over.Florida and Penn. state both love law and order, how can they not love the vice president in the old sheriff in congressman Dave?

If McCain is change,he must make the shift in these final hours ,fore if he does not,than all is lost.
I can only imagine what the out come of the vice president in the old sheriff in congressman Dave's hot heated beat to keep his seat will be.
I can only say it is better that he loses to Darcy Burner than any other .
One thing she does know is how it goes down in The Tent,back at the old HQ. And that understanding is not inherited ,it does indeed come of experience. Sadly I must say so.

And sadly I must say it is McCain's stray finger that brought this all down upon the grand old party.


And with just hours left remaining on the clock ,I must further say it's not too late for McCain to come in to a clean change frame .It's not too late for him to do the right thing. It's not too late for McCain to thaw out that frozen finger and get it pointed in the one right direction,at the one right choice. And that choice is, the vice president in the old sheriff in congress Dave.


This thing is not over
Keep your fingers crossed
Stay out of the smoke screens
Time is on the right side
Grin and bear
But do not smirk
And lets not have the clock run down on us.
This is the General
Over and out.

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

55. Dave here- the old sheriff * !

Well folks, It looks like a thin win at this point,all two of those percentage points thus far .
But let me tell you this, Dino Rossi can not honestly say, you win some ,you lose some ,that's politics.
I can say that.
I did not get the vice presidential finger pointed my way. I can also say, McCain is a lousy pilot.

But the old sheriff is no two time loser, and the old sheriff is not smirking about it one damn bit. No despicable smirks ,none,not one.
And no moose hunting.

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

56. A word from bird Lady Bus driver

I would just like to take this opportunity to extend my carefully thought out opinion of the old sheriff in congressman Dave ,both on and off the record for the second time. I extend the bird to the old sheriff in congressman Dave ,and may he keep it with him always. And to the Old sheriff's party ,the same goes around. You are what you are old sheriff.
Nobody gives a shit how you will prefer to be referred to as ! It is a long and winding road, but the bird curves ! And any way you look at it, and from what ever angle ,it means just what is says, be it trooper gate or builder gate ,or the old sheriff himself gate. And the last gate is the one the old sheriff escaped from ,he ran out the gate, got off on his own publicity ,got to believing it himself. Apparently a few too many voters in the 8th. flew out that gate too ,which is too bad,or not to good. Either way ,it sucks.

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

57. Dave here- the old sheriff * !

Bird Lady Bus Driver, all I can say to you is, if you are around in a couple of years what ever you are,you can try to get a little piece of the old sheriff.But between you and me,before you get to the starter gate,you will have to get it across the old bridge to nowhere. And since you know the road is long and winding,you will no doubt find your way to where it begins. And when you find out it does not end anywhere at all,you can just flip it the old bird.

But if you do somehow get across that bridge,remember this, sometimes a cop has to be the bad cop to do the right thing! If you get my meaning !

[pnwmom]

52. Darcy Burner should run an ad pointing out that Reichert's endorsed McCain

who prides himself on stopping the Boeing tanker program.

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

58. The Day Came When It Rained

Folks this is yer good friend the old sheriff in congressman Dave !
And I am hear today to bring you the news.
Do you know that Sarah Palin is a crook ? She's a crook just as sure as McCain is lousy pilot.It's no wonder those two birds of a feather formed a coup. That's right folks, things are hot and things are cold ! I'll tell you this, when old sky pilots fragel frozzen finger reached the northwest, I was sure we were in like Flin !

Hell too folks ,that old finger just kept gett'en closer and closer ,and although I am not a gambeling man I could see my number being called I 20 BINGO or hell and high water maybe that's B 20 ! BINGO B_I_N_GO !
It was right there folks ,one lousy number away . The hell just thinking about that makes the old sheriff in me want to go out there and bust some son of a ,-- you know what I mean !

Awwwwh, why don't I just say it, I would like to go over there to Alaska and bust that lie'en thieving bitch, But I won't say that, no I won't say that, The hell I won't. !


This is the old sheriff in congressman Dave
reminding you, where there is a will there is a way.
And never give up on hope.

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

59. *The Old Sheriff in congressman Dave Here !

Folks, you probably thought this thing is over and done with ,didn't you ?Well folks don't get caught looking because I'm here to tell you it ain't over until it's over ! That's right folks ,you must pick up those bats and keep swinging because shit is going be coming at ya from all directions.There has been a back behind the barn old fashion strip down what occurred over the holiday week end and Sarah Palin's flashing in every direction. Now folks you need not let fear take hold ,the old Sheriff has it in his sights.It is still against the law to streak in public naked and MS. Palin is no exception.

First of all folks before I get started let me just tell you how good it is to be back home where all the stars shine so bright . It's good to be in a place where there are no bad cops,only good cops !Where the pancakes are on the griddle and the old rocking chair is by the fire place ,a place where a Denver omelet is second to none !And a place where swearing is done back behind the barn with your cloths on.

Folks, there is bad moon rising over Alaska and a she devil is what caused that bad moon to rise.Now folks that she devil has somehow convinced herself ,after having seduced old sky pilot in the darkness of the desert sands, that she can do the same thing in every household in the entire USA !And that's just what that evil she devil intends to do.

You probably thought, how the hell did that hockey mother from hell or who knows where wind up being a vice presidential candidate. And the answer to that question is, who or hell knows how. But I can tell you this much, if you think that she devil was just a typical hockey mother of some kind or other ,than you don't know the first thing about that she devil hockey mother from hell !

You may have thought that she devil was just being a tropical hockey mother, but let me tell you this, that she devil hockey mother from hell was trolling virgin territory. And I'll tell you something else, she was looking to seduce ,capture and control the virgin goal seeking penetrating puck. And thats not all folks, no it is not, That she devil hockey mother from hell was out to get the ever so innocent puck. And there's bad news folks, she may have captured that one.

That she devil hockey mother from hell plans on using that puck to get into to your home,and every household.And here's the worst part of it, you just might watch that innocent seeming puck heading straight for you, and you just might sit there in front of yer tv or computer and say, of, look at hat cute innocent looking hockey puck, it looks like it coming right in to our living room.

Alright now folks, you know what you got to do, you pick up yer bat and swing low! That's right folks, swing low and hard and you knock that sinister she devil hockey mother from hell puck right back to where it came from.

Folks, I have been good and mad ever since that she devil stole the vice presidential nomination right out from under me. But with what I know now, I'm ever madder than that.
And I'm here to tell you today, Keep you eye on the puck.


* This is the old sheriff in congressman Dave
Swing low
Keep your eye on the puck
Brace for severe faul weather
10/4 on that
* Dave here,over and out.

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

60. The General * * * * *

Folks , this communique is brought to you from the damage control central command post. You have all no doubt been wondering what happened to the old General and where he's been since the big troop lift out. Or maybe you were thinking something else! Or maybe you thought the old General lost his marbles carrying on with the vice president in the old sheriff in congressman Dave's campaign even after all seemed lost or was.

But the old General always knows more and tells less. The old General knew that a battle had to fought and won. And standing here at damage control central command post I am here today to tell you that it ain't over. You had no idea what that she devil has in store for this country ,and you have absolutely no idea what kind of till that woman is minding. That's right folks, that she devil thinks it's all about the money and she wants you to think the same. And now that you know that she devil goes both ways ,you now know what was known in the General's tent. That's right folks ,she devil Sarah Palin has launched phase two of her battle plan. She wants Democrats and republicans alike in her house of the rising sun. Come one ,come both,it's the same roof.

Their goal being , To preserve the ball and chain of prosperity as it were . Their operation is code named Operation Aspen .That's right folks ,they believe that it is senseless to try to beat what you know you would much rather enjoy at all cost. And you know that cost falls upon the greater majority of the people. And their objective is to fool enough of the greater majority into believing that you get what you pay for sooner or latter just so long as you keep paying even if you ain't got no more pay,you pay anyway. You pay because you always have and deep down you know you must! You know that because prosperity depends on it !it always has !

That's right folks ,Sarah Palin's been minding the till in Alaska long enough to know how it works! And she don't need no more experience ! She knows just what to do ! That's right folks, just get out there on the money trail spread the old word far and wide, and keep stuffing the money under the mattress ! The rest you already know. That's right folks, use the same method the Democrats used .

She don't need no more experience because she has a better way to use the time between now and 2010, or is that 12? That's operation monkey see ,monkey do. Beat the Democrats by using the Democrats own method. Do that by making it their own.

We would have liked to have clued you in folks, but as you know ,secrets are the greater part of battle strategy! Never let the enemy know you know what they are going to do.

Not to worry though, we have projections into their every move! As I said, it ain't over !

This is the General * * * * *
Over and out .

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

61. Dave here ,the old sheriff *

The president recently made a statement regarding Putin over there in Russia.President Obama said and I quote ,Putin has one foot in the old ways.
And as you know ,that being known it is impossible for Putin to step forward.

Palin recently said the democratic plan for national health care is down right evil.She further stated that this is not about what the country she knows and loves is all about.

Now folks, I have been studying the map ! And what the map clearly shows is that there is a certain a closeness the state of Alaska shares with Russia.Now folks, this is not some opinion I have formed, the map clearly shows this to be true.

By my observations it has occurred to me that both Palin and Putin have one foot in the same hole !I cannot say for sure in exacts what the evil nature of that hole is, but knowing what Palin is capable of,I would say it's pretty bad.

Again folks, this is no ill formed opinion of my own,the map clearly points it out ! Folks, it is not the moose that is on the loose, it is that she devil Sarah Palin !

The question is raised, just how many different tills is she minding ?
And where does the old ways begin and where does it end ?


This is the old sheriff
in congressman Dave *
The old ways
Should have shipped out
And the new ways are Dave's way!

Dave here *, over and out!

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

62. Dispatch From HQ RE: The General * * * * *

This came in through sources :

Levi Johnson offers up the naked truth about Sarah Palin !



Nakedness seems to be catchy over there down Alaska way these days. It seems more-so a trend in the Palin family and associates.

Levi Johnson as you know is the father of the unwed daughter of Palin's child. Sort of a cut and run relationship.

Levi is doing a show all tell all for Playgirl magazine ,and ah, you guessed it, he's posing naked center fold!

Levi says he has a lot of real dirt on Sarah ,but ah, he says he is not going to give it up for the money!He says he's not that way ! Not yet anyway. Levi's agent will work out those details !

Levi said Sarah refers to her disabled sibling as a retard in home on a regular basis. Sarah ruthlessly denys that .

The Palin camp is outraged at the out-coming of the naked truth. The idea of buffing over the public view may be viewed as unseemly by her constituency in the religious right wing. It could be quite costly for Sarah !

Oh and ah, the the frozen finger retreat otherwise known as the retired McCain camp summed up
Sarah as a relentless wash out that refuses to fade away !Sarah's supporters on the other hand claim Sarah is a real trooper !

Such as it is on the front lines here at HQ ! You don't have to take my word for it now, check out the head lines, you will see , and remember you read it here first! I told you to begin with that woman has a real problem keeping her cloths on ! A real she devil she is !

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

63. Dav here, the old sheriff * !

It seems the news is scant about that naked truth !
You will find the article in the October 30,09 London Times front page !It seems the true face of a she devil is begining to emerge !





Dave here ,
over and out !

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

64. The General * * * * * The Naked Alaska Trail

Levi Johnson is planning to screw the Palins for a piece of the action.
As Palin awaits the launching of her book bomb and prepares to reap the benefits of televised interviews and her up coming book tour, Levis has launched a counter attack !

Levis claims ,that's it, I've been pushed over the edge at the ends of the earth ! Sarah has tipped the balance and I am going to haul her into court and sue for joint custody of the Palin's lov child ten month old Tripp.

Levi make this shocking announcement while being photographed for the upcoming Playgirl magazine center fold. As it were Levi appeared to be hot under collar ,but it will stand to reason, he was collarless at the time of the launch. As you know this is the naked truth !

Here at HQ we find ourselves somewhat in the buff I shed to say. As a rule it is standard military tactical strategy to find ways to catch the enemy with their pants down and launch a attack or counter attack. The Delaware methodation. Clearly you can see we are in virgin territory !Not to worry though I do suspect the enemy will be caught drunk and sleeping in the end ! Intoxicated with greed !And bear naked no doubt!

Sarah is at current gearing up for a televised Oprah Winfrey show.
And Levi plans on lunching his counter attack in late night television.
Levi will no doubt be fully clothed during his interviews on the telle,be it late night or the late late show, but there will be no buffer zones there to disguise the naked truth ! Levi claims he will be carrying a sack full of dirt on Palin that will blow the socks off of Santa Claus !I believe Levi was quoted, under the old cuff of course, "blow that bearded old bastards ass clear into the next dimension !

And Levi went on to say, I'll give those Palin's a ultra sounding the likeness of which Sarah herself would wish to have .She will have the attention she craves, but not her way.

This is it !


The Naked Truth
This is the General * * * * *
Over and out.

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

65. The General * * * * * The Naked Truth

Our sources have informed us Levis Johnson -the father of Palin's daughters lov child has just finished up a photo secession yesterday in New York at Playgirl magazine.As you know he was photographed stark naked ,but what you don't know is that he was dressed down with a hockey stick.Let me see, it says here stark naked wearing nothing but a hockey stick!That's right folks, keep yer eye on the stick !

Now you all were informed about that puck Palin has ideas about passing through your television sets. Or your computer screens. That cute little innocent looking little thing that seems harmless, like a little fluffy thing of a sort, you know about that right? I know you do because you read all about it right here!

Well Playgirl magazine has the other side of what comes out of that deal. That's right folks, the old slap stick.

Levis say's his sack full of dirt on Palin is practically about to burst and there is enough in there to keep everybody looking for a long time to come.

There is no word about just what the full picture is supposed to be ,however it seems clear Levis is the other half of that slap shot.

Palin was asked in interview ,soon to be aired ,does she think the Palin's and Levis Johnson will ever get back together in the old hut, or does she think they will have turkey together.
Palin said he has a baby boy to think about and I am sure it will work out for the best. We still lov Levis very much.We are still family.

Levis was asked if he thought the grievances between he and Sarah will ever be water over the dam and can they just be friends.

Levis said, I wouldn't give Sarah the sweat off my hockey stick, if you get my meaning !She's just a baby snatcher , and it's sack time! And I would tell you something about that mother (!) but I won't say that !



This is The General* * * * *
Things are heating up fast
Don't get caught looking
Over and out.

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

66. Dave here, the old sheriff * !

Tis the season to be jolly, fa la la la la, la la la la!
I never dreamed I would be saying so after McCain/Palin pounced me right out of the running. I was so close to the nomination, I could see my self up on the highest hill drinking sweet cherry wine, thats if I were a drinking man.Instead I wound up at the bottom of cherry hill ,crash landed at the rail road tracks and damn near ended up in the the old drink down there at peer 57.Or is that pear? Either way it was one hell of a eye opener.
Sobering too, thats if I were a drinking man.

But before I go any further ,let me just say, gee it's good to be back here where the stars shine so bright. A place where there is no good cop /bad cop, but only bright shining good cops!There are no bad cops in here!
And I just want to say, gee it's good to be back home again ,where the cakes are on the griddle and fire from the fire place warms the place up so nice.

Looking back at all that has happened since the primaries were squashed, I have had time to reflect on just how much I was willing to risk should McCain had not been seduced in the desert by that she devil.I look back at Palin having resigned as governor of the state of Alaska. If I can speak frankly about it.,- (Quite frankly every excuse that she devil gave for submitting her resignation ,was nothing more than a sack of shit in lies.)

On my end, I will have placed my congressional seat in grave danger of it being lost to the democratic party. But I did not look at it that way, no I did not. I saw it as a compromise.A fair trade off.That's the state of Washington's way!

And McCain ,he's feeling the chill right now. And the never ending reminder of how just how much that one night stand in the desert came to cost him.The price he paid and continues to pay for dancing in the dark with that she devil.He is indeed a lousy pilot. And a philander of the dumbest kind.McCain is looking more and more like a classless bozo with each and every passing day.

But it's yule time now! Tis seasons greetings! And presents too !
Now I have my thoughts about what should have happened to that shoe shucker that threw those shoes at my pal George ! That's right folks, a place in the back of the old bus !Yes, give that damn j bird the ride of life!

But that Levi Johnson, he doesn't carry a sack of shoes to toss at that she devil, no he don't! He's somehow managed to collect all that dirt kept stashed away under the old bear rug! Makes me wonder if that boy has ever done time at the jail house! I mean clearly he knows about collecting evidence !Looks to me like Levi Johnson really got the drop on the Palins!
He must have got the drop on some of those good cops down Alaska way too !
how else would he have found out how it's done!

Well folks to get to the point.! There's another storm coming, and this one is different from all the others. Now I don't want to sound the general alarm on it right at the moment. But let me just remind you of the 80's! Good times right? Wrong, remember Mt. Saint Helen's? Recall all that ash floating about?

Well ah ,you might want to pull out the old protective clothing once again folks, That's right, the dirt's going to fly!And you can know Arizona is going to receive it's fair share!

And John McCain,He's going to be covered in it. And it suits him right!


Dave here the old sheriff
Pull out the old protective gear
There's a dirt storm acome'en
And keep your shoes on!
10/4 on that
Over and out !

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

67. The General * * * * * The Naked Alaska Trail

Message from H.Q.

I see the circus show on the road and for all the hoopla in the news about it I fail to see why it is nobody seems to know what is happening here. There seems to be many peoples shocked ,surprised or even outraged that Palin has designs on the white house. And than there are those people in support of her ambition. All of this never ceases to amaze me.

So for the record ,let me make this perfectly clear!
Fact: G.W. Bush did not, I repeat did not complete his Army obligation .
The truth about that does not seem to exist on paper.
And it remains clear to view that is not and was not enough of a issue to make a difference.

This little issue factors into the Palin ambush plan.Known here at H.Q. as operation ambush.

Fact:President Obama is a one term U.S. senator.
Fact: Gerald Ford went from congressman to vice president.

She devil Palin recently said she wishes to serve the american people any way she can ,if they will have her.You might think that was a dumb thing to say.But was it? As we study the statement here at H.Q., we see a bit of branching out coming out of operation ambush. And the strategy is clearly there.She is under fire from both democrats and republicans ,and they know the air is filled with cross fire. The cross fire will eventually cease,but her ambitions will not.

You look at 2012. Think ahead. What's one term in the congress or the senate for Palin add up to?
But she did not finish one term as governor, that is where you laugh. But Bush did not finish his air national guard contract. Nobody seemed to care.
Fact: Nixon coined the phrase the public has a short memory.
Beyond that he knew all you got to do is say you can deliver the goods, whatever it is they want at the time.And thats all that ever matters to the public.

opinion: Palin has already addressed the stray Democrats. Those inclined to lean toward voting democratic. And politicians as well.

Operation ambush is a replay of Bush politics.Remember Bush ran against Gore based on his record as governor of Texas. Bush said he can work with democrates and republicans alike. And of course that was a bald faced lie.But people bought it. The concept being to come back around using the same method. Palin thinks she can bring um all into the coral and talk turkey! And age is on her side.So you say she lacks experience. And experience is what she seeks. But exactly where though?That is the question.

She is looking for a seat in Washington, but not the one you think. Operation ambush is more complicated than that. Think far ahead.


Currently we are at a storm readiness alert. There's a dirt storm on the way. Here at H.Q. we do not think the Palin camp has a effective damage control plan in the works.

But here at H.Q. we do not lose sight of what Nixon said. The public has a short memory.

Some say Palin is damaged goods. Others say she is just beginning to spread her wings.The fact of the matter is not with us today. The future holds that fact.

Do not get caught off guard.


This is the General * * * * *
I leave you with this reminder from Levis Johnson
It's sack time!
Over and out.

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

68. The General * * * * * Operation AmBush

There are turkeys and than there are turkeys. You can call the turkey a bird or you can flip the other kind of turkey the bird.But the kinds of birds I am talking about today are not the kind you will find on your plate.There is no reason to give thanks for the kinds of birds of a feather that stick together . Here at H.Q. we are looking at
migration,yes, the flight paths of migrating birds.Where it is those birds criss cross geographies paying no mind to dividing lines or boundaries,boundaries such as the dividing line between the united States and Canada.And than there is the oceans that separate us from other continents. And today it's about one turkey from hell in particular,one Sarah Palin.

Before I begin let me just say it looks as though Sarah has pissed off one Alaska state trooper good with that book
she pimped out.Looks like Sarah's x brother in law will be joining ranks with Levis Johnson who as you know is the father of Sarah Palin's unwed daughters child.Thats right folks, the storm is getting bigger by the hour. And when it hits ,it;s going to hit big!
And I'll tell you something,for Palin it's not about a presidential run in 2012.
And that's where they are fooling you ,if that's what you think.

Fact: Hillary Clinton became a carpet bagger and ran for New York's prized senate seat held open for carpetbaggers.
Fact: republican faithfuls will like to cast a light over Palin that compares to Hillary Clinton ,in a twisted sort of a way of course.
Fact: Palin does not have much of a record to stand upon.

Fact: Palin is looking to build a record to stand on.

opinion: Palin flew the coop in Alaska , she upped and abandoned,it's just that way. She used and abused anybody and everybody back there for her own self serving goals. And when the soup is all boiled down, nobody back in Alaska will have her.And Palin has no further use of Alaska.
And so Palin will be,if she is not already looking for a new place to nest.And I do not think New York's seat will be available for her.
But Idaho just might court her .And there are other prospects of course.

Sarah's book is not the only thing that came of just the other day. Palin herself came out and she figures she's got the goods ,and it's a free market. It's not about a breast or a wing for Palin, it's about a war chest.
It's about a war chest and picking the perfect place to nest.

The bottom line is this, Palin is a she devil ,and nothing she did or is going to do is predictable unless those dots are connected!
And those dots are scattered and sometimes very difficult to see. The most obvious are also fake like eye liner.Stop looking at it as though it just stands to reason and start looking where they don't want you to.
What you are looking for is a slight opening in a window ,a window Palin can slip through.
That's Palin's secret.
She won't even know where it is until it is opened just enough, just enough for her to slip through.
Devoice and other happenings will most likely account for her big move or change.But it's all part of her plan.

That's right folks ,and that will be the base she will run on.
Can you guess what it is?
NEW BEGINNINGS
And that will not be 2012.
Palin is way ahead the game in her own time.

This is the General * * * * *
Brace for a dirt storm
Keep your eye on the stick
AND The Walls Have Ears!
Over and out!

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

69. Sarah Palin Vambushs The Media Hounds,-The General * * * * *

It was a dog day vacation scam for Sarah in Hawaii, if that is what that was.However here at HQ that is not all of what it was.It may have been a simulated dress rehearsal in preparation for Operation Ambush.

President Obama,Nancy Pelosi ,Sarah Palin and Rush Limbaugh spent the holidays in the same place at the same time, or would have. As you know, Rush Limbaugh happened into heart failure and was hauled off to a local hospital ditto that 10/4. Apparently Rush survived the attack and is resting fat and happily.

Sarah Palin too suffered a a sudden loss of heart when the media swamped her and Sarah says they would not let her enjoy her stay on the islands.Sarah was photographed wearing a 2008 campaign sun visor on which the word "McCain" was blocked out.

As you know Limbaugh is considered the de facto fatter than hell cat leader of the republican right wing. He is their mouth that seems to score.

And with Nancy Pelosi being the more powerful Democrat on the scene. that places two high end power players at the second banana tree.

Here at HQ we have been tracking Operation Ambush,and over there in Hawaii the picture becomes clear as day, displaying the dark side of republican party politics. Sarah said because of media harassment she felt inclined to VAMBUSH, and so Operation Ambush was delayed for the time being. So Sarah and Rush both suffered from heart attacks in the same place at the same time.Two blow hards back to back.She can see Russia from her back porch,in spades , Vamoosebushski.

You get the picture.


Operation AMBUSH
Palin does the Vambush
This is the General*****
Over and out.

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

70. The General * * * * * Operation AmBush

There is an awful lot of Sarah floating around out there for the eye of the public to feast on. And in her heart of hearts let there be no doubt, Sarah truly believes there is plenty enough to go around.
Sarah is serving up a little of what you call pig in blanket.And Sarah is the pig in a blanket.Just picture Rush slowly turning over the flame.

Sarah loves to toss Ronnie out there as a fine outstanding reference to a wonderful president.
But, ti's just a smoke screen.

Sarah in 2012 ,that's not the thing.
Heres the secret to whats really going on. Sarah as it seems doesn't like to finish what she starts. Odd isn't it?
Who else is odd that way?George W. Bush, thats who.
George H.W. Bush ran for Texas governor twice and lost twice didn't he?
Who saved George H.W. Bush's political; career? Wasn't that Richard M. Nixon?

If you are thinking Palin in 2012, all you are doing is buying into a sales pitch,someone or they are trying to sell you the Brooklyn bridge.It's not really up for sale is it?

Sarah is looking to be saved just like her two mentors G.W. and G.H.W. Bush,but by who though? Why those Bush's of course!

Don't you think it would all go down a little more smooth, you know like good sipping whiskey ,if it looked like Sarah's political career just went down the toilet and than suddenly she was saved by a important political appointment?I mean she could be secretary of oil affairs ! Or she ran state of affairs, she could even be secretary of state!

Didn't you hear that hockey pitch she made about her being willing to serve anywhere she would called upon to serve if they will have her? They meaning the people, the powers that be, who ever ,what ever.
The she devil wants you to think she is just like you. She wants it now fast and cheap,she even has her china doll.

But Sarah Palin is a she devil and she knows what she wants now because her sites remain set.Did you ever hear that song When I'm 64? It's an old Beatles song. Sarah's in the game now,she will do what ever it takes to get there, when she's 64.

So here at HQ we are looking at the pig in a blanket.And you should too.

A little Nixon some G.H.W. Bush a little G.W. Bush with Sarah in the center.
She just needs to saved ,just like G.H.W. and G.W. It's all about getting saved.G.H.W. Bush was saved by Nixon,G.W. Bush was saved by the religious right wing and Sarah will become saved by a plan that was created during the Nixon white house years.

You see,it's not the crime that destroys you, it's the cover up.

You see the pig neatly wrapped in a blanket? There is no crime in a cover up,is there?

Ya, G.W. didn't finish Yale and he didn't finish his National Guard obligation ,and Sarah ,she didn't finish her first term as governor of the state of Alaska.But to the power mongers it's not what you have not finished before you are saved,it's all about how faithful you are willing to be.And how committed you are to being faithful to those powers that are .Nothing elses matters ,once you have been saved ,all is forgiven and forgotten . At that point ,all they have to do is be forever faithful unconditionally without thought to it.

When George was asked what if anything was he not prepared for ,and without thought to it he answered war.
And Sarah, well she thinks she is ready for anything,or about as ready as anyone can be.And with Todd right behind her every step of the way, why thats mush.






Nothing else matters.

Take a good long hard look at Sarah Palin,you will see.

This is the General * * * * *
Look her over
Keep your eye on the puck
And watch what you eat !
Over and out.

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

71. Congressman Dave Here * The Old Sheriff

First off all let me just say geee it's good to be back home again where the cakes are on the griddle and the fire in the fire place warms things up so nice. Ain't it all soo good!

I looked over my egrams this morning and to my surprise there were two heart felt messages on the bottom and I want to thank you all so much for thinking of me in such a lovely way. I must say it warms me to know just how much you all love the old sheriff in your friend congressman Dave. And let me just say that the last time I felt such warmth was at a different low point back when the old sheriff was tracking Gary Ridgway. The SOB just keep slip sliding away.I always knew he ain't nothing but hound dog but for the life of me I could not figure out how Ridgway just kept beating it.

That is until the day came when finally I sat back there in my chair right there just as if it were right here right now and I said, I got you,I got you bagged and tagged you SOB, you belong to me now! That as you all know was a victorious day for the old sheriff in congressman Dave, and a victory for the people.And that was the last time before now I have felt such warmth .From the very bottom of my heart of hearts and from the deepest of depths in a heart felt way the old sheriff in me ,well I am esteemed ,highly esteemed and I thank you all for keeping me in mind ,and a big heart right back to you all,except for the perps. of course,all of whom belong in the old lock ups . Locked in a place where there is no door revolving or otherwise.
That's right folks ,delivered ,signed for and sealed off in a place where there is no escape! In a place where there is no sun shine or fresh air to breath.And in a place where law is order. And in a place where the bad ones are prosecuted to the maximum penalties of the law. There are no keys necessary or locks because the bads ones are just sealed off and made to serve out their sentences. A place where correction is correction.

In a heart felt way let me just say The time for law and order has Come Back! And your friend the old sheriff in congressman Dave is working hard every day as your congressman ,working on bringing back law and order.
We are going to take our city's back by restoring law and order. Seattle for example will be a place where you can just catch a bus Gus, you don;t have to discuss much.Don't ask for the key Lee, when you come look en for me. At current I am working on getting a law passed where tunnel terrorism is a capital crime.Sentencing comes automatically to the tune of the maximum sentence the law will allow.And theres more, the perp keeps the label tunnel terrorist for life. There is no difference between a terrorist and a sex offender. And the old sheriff in congressman Dave is working on a getting it right,The label for sex offenders for life and the label for tunnel terrorist just the same. One strike and they are out. Thats it,And thats all there is to it.Do the crime ,pay the price.
Automatic 3/4 time and the label,no door revolving and in fact No Door At all.

Folks, I am not talking about locking those evil doers up and throwing away the key.The door and those keys cost the tax payers far too much. It actually cost the tax payer far less to simply seal off the entry and use our battering rams to open a hole when sentencing is complete and than reseal the wall . We live in a world where there are far too many keys. It starts out with one key, than two than five ,that ten ,on and so on. You throw away keys ,and what,? You have more keys made,it's a endless vicious circle. Just forget the keys and the locks and simply seal off the entry. It's the right way and the right way is Dave's way!

When I was a young lad in high school there was this song that played on the radio, it just kept playing and playing for days, months all twelve of those. It was the longest playing number one on the charts,it was called Wendy by the Association. And there is a thing called guilt by association. 12 months is long time isn't it?

The old sheriff in congressman Dave here ,working hard as your U.S. congressional Representative to bring back law and order.

And folks as you know getting things done in Washington D.C. is a timely process ,I have to tell you it may take three years to get it done. So remember me in heart felt way come voting day!
And remember, Dave's way is your way and your way is everybody's way! Lets work together to make our bus stops free of unseemly debris ,lets make tunnel terrorism and sex offenders and arsonists too feel the heat on high.Capital crime comes with capital punishment.

If you want to flip something the bird, flip it straight up to and through a place when the temperature remains a scorcher. Jet's fry them folks!

Dave here the old sheriff*
I'm hot on it,
Lets turn up the heat
Lets make those bad doers fry and sizzel!
And watch out for false cupid arrows!
10/4 on that
Dave here *
Over and out.

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

72. The General * * * * * THE PLAN

For some or even many disenchanted voters she devil Palin is the face of their anger about like Rossi's face was to some people in Washington.They all thought they were rail roaded and Rossi was glad to pull the old chain on the whistle just as long and as hard as all possible. And all his crone blow hards that formed what they called Forward Washington took turns at the chain giving it a pull . And than there is the First Mattress Bank Of Believe or The Bedfellow Mattress Bank Of Bellevue Dino Rossi chairman of the board of directors /bank owner.

For four years the Bedfellows created scheme after scheme ,sham after sham ,shifting facts ,flooding the public with lies and deceit all part of a grand master plan to get it over on the voters. The plan was to cultivate ,to stoke the flames of anger and hate.The idea was to make those people believe that Rossi's loss was their loss and because of Rossi's loss everybody lost. That was the message Froward Washington put out there. Everybody in the state of Washington got robbed.
But the plan even after all they put into it flip flopped. Just like the election results flip flopped as did the numbers about five years ago.

But this time Rossi made it out seem he had a cool head in the end.Almost as if that fiery Italian hot blooded anger ,or that old explosive personality isn't even there at all!
Whats he gonna do now after having lost twice? Continue to get rich maybe?

Well, there is the tea party movement if thats what you call it. But there is something much more devious going on underneath all of what goes on. And it will not become apparent until the time right. In fact to the tune of perfect timing. You have heard about Mothers Against Drunk Drivers. And you might know the story behind the woman who started that and was removed as head of the cause.
Or maybe you see her as more of Cindy Shehan ,perhaps you do.

But what ever you do ,don't be fooled by this one,

Planned Palinhood.
Planned Palinhood is a support group that is growing in numbers by the day. The core members are of the belief that planned parenthood works and takes work.The concept is to apply the same kinds motivational factors to putting a woman in the white house or Planned Palinhood.Their idea is to make a perfect presentation out of Palinism.The founders of Planned Palinhood clearly see that tea partyers are looking like a massive mob of sloppy drunks and that party will crash and burn out fast.

So Planned Palinhood by it's plan is looking to use much more of a sophisticated approach using logic ,cold facts, babies and such.The concept is to get yer attention by running the numbers at you, How much it cost to raise a child across so many years for example.Leaving no room for error another.Planning saving and all that goesw ith that. And put all that across what the republican party supposedly stands for. There is much much more to Planned Palinhood and I don't know that I would want to under estimate the effect it may have. What I do know is that when you use the word sophisticated and put it next to Sarah Palin either Sarah Palin is out of place or sophisticated is.

See, sophisticated like George W. Bush was.Make no mistake about it, sometimes we think people are smarter than they really are.And thats a easy mistake to make.

And that is the very mistake McCain made, and it came at a high cost to him and his party.

Planned Palinhood.

This is the General *****
Over and out.

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

73. The General * * * * * Some bad plumbing !

Joe the plumber is back and it seems he is disenchanted with old sky pilot ,John just used him .
That's what Joe says!

Today it seems Rossi's campaign manager Afton Swift can use a good swift boat investigative plumber to confirm there are no leaks !After that is said and done they can begin putting up bill boards!

In todays Seattle Times Afton Swift sticks a big D at the beginning of his article on page A17. It says Do,using a d that is thick and spans the length of 3 lines. It starts out Do you remember when Dino Rossi had his deposition taken during the final days of the 2008 election for governor? The thickness of that D rather puts to mind the BIAW's McCabe ,rather plunky and porky and fat mouthed to say the least.

Beyond that I caught a little frost bite and the rest of the article becomes very vague because according to Richard Nixon's writings the public has a short memory and I am already late for my morning jog!

After my jog I like to shoot baskets wearing my old Super Sonic jersey The souvenir jersey reminds me of those many memorable moments including the best Deal Dino Rossi Ever Saw !

Just as soon as the fog lifts,I'll reread the article if I can remember after a short jog.If I were Afton, I wouldn't take that to bank though.

Just because they haven't found the leak doesn't mean it isn't there.


This is General
Roto Routering May Be Reference To Recollection
And shit is shit.

This is the General * * * * *
Over And Out.

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

74. The General * * * * * The Naked Truth

It seems Sarah Palins younger daughter Willow Palin was involved in a wild break in and entry sex and drugs and alcohol party and the inncident may have caused the cancelation or postponement of operation AmBush when Sarah and Rush were togather vacationing in Hawaii at the same time president Obama and his family were there.Given the circumstances back in Alaska at that time with young Willow Palin running about in a empty house for sale doing the sex and drugs and alcohol thing and break in and entry ,you may clearly see how it is it will have looked should operation ambush have gone down as planned. Or Willow Palin may have said to Sarah, is beaking in to a empty house for sale and partying down with sex and drugs and alcohol any worse than ambushing the Obama's with your nonsense about death squads and health care being death care when all the Obama's wanted to do on holiday is have a little fun. I mean chill out,it's just sex ! It's not like there is going to be a bunch of babies bouncing in.! The details are still coming in and what exactly went down at that wild bush party remains to be seen.

And with Rush rushing off to the hospital and all why the whole thing just flip flopped.I don't think Sarah planed on parenthood being as bazar as she her self is. One thing is for sure about the naked truth,and that is you take it for better or worse like it or love it !

Why the hell did all those retards have to go off and do that at a time like this! Isn't that what Sarah said !


This is the General * * * * *
The Naked Truth Is Out There
Watch Out
And keep your eye on the puck
Over and out.

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

75. The General * * * * * The Naked Truth

Back in the days when H. W. Bush was president and war was in the air, at the beginning of the invasion the other general played the Star Spangled Banner just before the rockets red glare. He said it was something he felt or thought was appropriate.

She devil Sarah is just over there in Oregon in Eugene actually raising up a war chest.
Recently having gone through one of my own old chests from a very different war, I came across a few keep sakes ,some old music was in there and one song seemed most appropriate to suit the occasion.

The song is Hay Joe preformed by Jimmi Hendrix.
And suddenly upon hearing it, the words and the meaning came clear to me.

Just as appropriate as it is,

Hay Sarah,where you going with that gun in your hand.



This is the General * * * * *
Keep your eye on the puck
Over and out.

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

76. Dave Here,The Old Sheriff *

Folks , there have been rumors spreading about the state of my brain !
Well ,I am here to tell you that your friend Dave if perfectly OK .Fit as a fiddle indeed .
And before I carry on further let me just say ,Gee it's good to be back home again. Home where the cakes are on the griddle and the fire in the old fire place is so warm .And where scrambled eggs Denver style couldn't possibly be more tasty.

Folks you have all no doubt been wondering where have I been and what have I been doing all summer.
I know you all expected to be seeing me in public more often than not in a year like this one. And I know about the rumors spreading about the old sheriff in congressman Dav's brain having checked out. Yep for sure some are saying the old sheriff just ain't there no more, he done hung up the gone fishing sign permanently.Yes ,well the old sheriff is not completely out to lunch for good yet folks ! And I got a plan.

I know some of you young cops those of you who have not had your shining stars very long are to too young and green to know anything about the Reagan years. And I know the lot of you's don't remember the names of vice presidents come and gone. So, let the old sheriff in congressman Dave offer up a little education for you. And trust me you will not be tested on any of this down the line so you need not worry about it effecting your chances on promotion when testing time comes back around !

Now for those of you that are seasoned, you will recall the two debates between Ronald Reagan and Walter Mondale. Now, the first debate Mondale won hands down because Ronald Reagan stood there seeming as though he had no clue where he was or what he was supposed to do. And that just goes to show you how good of a actor he really was. Can you imagine how hard it must have been to stand there in national ,international forum ,as seen on TV looking and acting like a bump on a log.? You must know he surely dug down real deep to make himself out to look the way he did. Why folks, he had the world wondering what ever happened to Ronald Reagan.He's just not there anymore.

Folks the world was talking about it.
Rumors were running wild like crime out of control.


Ronald Reagan single handedly got the world to focus on the presidential race.All eyes were fixed on the white house. Rumors became international and the world was was wondering where Reagan's brain was .Or it was gone.That's right folks the old horse solder just faded away somehow. The old drunk too !

But suddenly on the night of the second debate The Old Gipper had arisen to the occasion and came on just as strong as a 20 mule borax team and he delivered death valley days to the democratic party or Walter Mondale himself ! Forks it appeared to be nothing less than a miraculous come back with the full force of a 20 mule team. That;s right folks Mondale got bleached ! He was sent straight to the laundry for a good washing !

And after that folks there was never again a doubt anywhere in the world about the full strength of Ronald Reagan's acting ability. He was first rating A number one on the billing.And his star shined brighter than ever on that glorious evening.

And folks my campaign will be nothing less than that with the end result being a glorious 20 mule team come back of a kind that will make the ever notorious come back kid Bill Clinton look like a toddler !


And folks let me just make this perfectly clear, there may be some doubt about my having got Ridgeway,well when I was sheriff it is no different for a sheriff than it is for the president or vice president of the United States,you must be prepared to except both the credit or the blame ,both ends of the scope go with the territory.

But make no mistake about this, it was I myself the old sheriff in congressman Dave who single handedly caught and captured the ever notorious Bird Lady Bus Driver. That's right folks, I caught the bus driver.

And folk's, the old sheriff in congressman Dav has a plan. And if you have a mind to you can fallow along side the old sheriff's patrol car . And if you do,- You too can enjoy a glorious day to be marked in our glorious history books !

This is the old sheriff in congressman Dave saying Dav's OK and hang in there for the big 20 mule team hay day !


This is your good friend the old sheriff in congressman Dave letting you know that congressman Dave is perfectly OK.


Dave * here over and out
and watch out for mule droppings
Because the shit is going to fly !