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Edited on Thu Jun-19-08 04:00 AM by Wash. state Desk Jet
Rossi beat it out the the state for a rest as he put it. He took his family to the east coast and visited Philadelphia Penn. There he bought for himself a vintage black Volvo station wagon ,and brought it back to Bellevue. You see for Rossi,after having seen the liberty bell for the very first time in his life ,he felt he should have something of vintage from Philly to remind him of the excursion trip.By the by, thats a nice way of saying he's a cheep skate!
The name he gave to his vintage Volvo station wagon is Little liberty bell Bellvue. That made Rossi feel as though the thing he gifted himself with was meant to be, more like a sign!
When Rossi returned it was time for the state fair. And Rossi was preparing to load up little Liberty Bell Bellevue with his family so he could gift himself with lots and lots of people to cry the blues about his loss. And as you may well know,the state fair to Rossi was just the place for that.
Shortly before Rossi was about to beat it over to the state fair, the local press caught up with him and wanted to know all about his trip. Rossi was glad to see them! At the same time he felt scorned. He felt scorned because the press had turned on him. But he just couldn't resist the cameras!He gave a interview. He said the people of Philly were wonderful and some of the republican insiders thought he should run for the senate! Rossi said he told them no way ,he has his own way about it. The press asked about what? Rossi said to the press, beat it on that question.
The press asked back, whats with this beat it thing? Are using some of Micheal Jacksons lyrics as a means of expressing yourself? Some of both said Rossi.
Rossi bid the press good-by and told them to be well for what it will cost you to be sick ,and shoved off for the fair!
Down the road they go in Rossi's black Volvo station wagon named Liberty Bell Bellevue and away to the state fair!
At the fair Rossi was looking for a ride to put his kids on so he could stand there and attract attention to himself ,he noticed the very very long line at the roller coaster ,the thing of it was,he just couldn't handle the reminder of how he felt as those votes were being counted. But the Farris wheel had a good long line too, that he could handle,from the ground of course.
So Rossi whipped out his pocket mirror so to look at himself to see if he appeared just the right way and than proceeded over in the direction of the farris wheel,so he could stand there and gather the attention of those who sided with him. Rossi dumped off his kids on that ride ,than went on about his business of attracting attention . A fat guy carrying five box's of pop corn yelled out from the crowd, hay,there's Dino Bambeano the guy that lost to the lady! Hay tough luck on your loss Dino,no shit, better luck next time! People of the crowd started laughing in disbelief that anyone would say such a thing that way to Dino Rossi!
So Dino turned to his wife and said, where the hell did that fat ass pop screw come from ,he's spoiling my show. Dino's wife said to Dino, there,there now Dino , fat is not a very nice word ,you should use pleasingly plump because that's more so politically correct! Like hell said Dino fat ass pop screw is about as politically correct as I can get, I should say what I really think! Than where would we go,said Dino's wife!
You might be right about that ,said Dino!
You must hide your inner true self from the public at all times and only show them what you want them to see,said Dino's wife to Dino! You are right as always said Dino!
Dino thought to himself, I gotta duck this crowd and rethink my approach,suddenly he saw something interesting,he saw a booth with a sign that said,mystic psychic teller of things to come.
And Dino thought, I have paid threw the nose for legal advice ,listened to supposed political brain child's about their methods ,and every other ass hole,all of which yielded squat,why the not try some carnival psychic !!!,Nobody's believe in that shit anyway ,so that's got to be as good a place to duck as any!
Dino told his wife to snag the kids when they get off the useless ride and meet him over at that Mastics from the unknowns tent. When Dino walked in the mystic greeted him as the man who almost won, the mystic asked Dino if he had looked at his watch? Dino said,no not lately,why,should I?Indeed,said the mystic. Dino did as the mystic asked. Than the mystic told Dino to turn card number three of five cards lay ed out on the table. Dino said, how about I flip card number one, ? The mystic said, I thought you would say that,go ahead on,flip it! Dino flipped card number one over and was shocked at what it said, it said, A true loser will be reading here at ten after two P.M on this very day!Dino checked his watch again and the time was 12 after 2 ,and Dino said ,you are off,it's two minutes past 10 past two.What time was it when I told you to check your watch? Dino said 10 past 2. And the mystic said yes,it took you two minutes to believe what you saw!
How in the world do I get past this ,asked Dino?
For $300.00 dollars I know that answer ,said the mystic! Do you talk credit cards smirked Dino" ! Damn straight said the mystic ,pass it on over and I'll give it a swipe! Oh ,what the hell said Dino with a frown, give it a swipe I guess, nothing else has worked.
The mystic swiped Dino's card and had him sign z paper and than read him his fortune. It said, You must see the sign yourself before others can fallow your lead. What the hell does that mean for my $300.00 you fake fat ass con artist,said Dino? When you see it,you will know! Just look for the sign!
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