Levis Johnson & Bristol Palin Are Ahead'en Fer The Hitch'en Post !

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

Just noticed a thread on the GD. what tells all about it.

The here is a discuss'en thread !

What I have to say is,

We have already had the Beverly Hillbilly's Act
Fence mend'en
And all that jazz.

The Real McCoys ain't agonna come up from back behind and sneak in there.

Levis Johnson doesn't even know what real dirt is !

Now, this here is a what you call a sit by the fire log discussion about this thing what seems to have turned into a real gusher,like when Jed Clampet was out there hunt'en fer rabbit.

And same as Sarah's book, up through the ground came a bubbl'en crude.

Let's talk about this thing in real life.
What's it all about ?

I mean seriously, all those people out there in them far away states what knows noth;en about life in Alaska?

Come now indeed, we really got someth'en to say!
So get to asay'en

This here is just the place to say so. !

I'll start it off,

They have already run the country into the ground,
Now they want to run whats left through a fish grinder.

Now than, think about all them folks out there in far away states what knows noth'en about what a fish grinder is .

So, let's get to discuss'en what the real life is in Alaska,just as backward as it is.

What's that famous chocolate covered ice cream bar whats named after a old building down town built at the time of the Alaska gold rush ,back when those old whores occupied retail space in the business district?

You know back when prostitution was legitimate in old downtown Seattle.

Put a log on the old fire.
Let's get to discuss'en old times. ! Ther's a lot to unravel !

[SeattleVet]

1. They're even all registered and stuff...

http://www.walmart.com/giftregistry/gr_detail.do?registry_id=80501960047

:evilgrin:

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

2. Levis & Bristol have a gift site set up at Walmart !

me and levis are grateful for all your support - you can also send cash-Bristol Palin ! Ain't that a butt in the head !

Just regular folk eh !

Sarah Sarah Sarah , you do indeed have issues! Like mother-like daughter. Talk turkey down ,cut it short-JUST SEND CASH CASH CASH CASH CASH CASH CASH CASH CASH
That away they can wall paper their bedroom ! Like Sarah said, money makes the world go round.

Say No TO GOOFY GIFTS
JUST SEND CASH

The Levis and Bristol Run For It fund ! Oh that pressure ! Nobody knows what it's like- The Who ?

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

3. Poor Poor Sarah

Shes rich now, she's got all the money. She' s got your attention,she' in the running ,but there is a problem.
Money can't buy for her the kind of class it takes to meet the demands. She is uncouth and she knows it and she knows the road must end before her time in the lime light does.And she does not want her light to go out in a mear flicker like it did on election evening.-.It was just a temporary power surge while new transformers were connected up. But on Sarah's end the power was useless according to the Palin plan.Drill baby drill didn't pan out either. All the fisherman are broke and out of work, oil stocks are way down low and the Palin's are out there pan handling out on high street raking it in like there is no tomorrow.

But thats no issue that concerns Sarah because she thinks that BP will throw a golden fleece over the problem and that will make everybody forget because she knows the public has a short memory. And it even says so in the republican play book, it's in the fine print.She knows that book word for word from down deep in heartless heart of hearts.Yes and it's gut wenching.

So she knows anything or almost anything can be covered up and whatever remains obvious don't matter because the public has a short memory and nobody will remember what the obvious is even if it is there.And all that means Sarah has far more serious problems to deal with at current and the greater of them all is her lack of class.She is uncouth and the only cover the republican right wing will offer her is a grate, what is known to be a man hole or a sewer cover.It is the republican way of telling outsiders that there is never any rest for the wicked.
It is also their way of saying we have no further use of you.


But Sarah ain't stupid, she knows the party crashed for all those old farts and shes got her own plan. She figures she'll just kick those old farts aside and open up her very own style of business right in the center of town.And she figures if the center of the town is Washington DC than so be it, it's all part of the same plan.

She can say anything the people want to hear ,just so long as it ain't to complicated and nobody asks too many questions.And all those damned fool questions,that's what Todd is therefore. Why Todd will just take one step forward and answer whatever questions they got. And he'll give um every kind of damn fool answer there is and they'll all buy it, just so long as he has his apron on. And Todd don't give a damn much about wearing a kitchen apron ,just so long as they pay him well. It's like he always said and we both agree, money makes the world go around.Hell ,Todd don't mind wearing a apron ,or nothen at all for that matter ,just so long as the money keep gushing in ,you bet ya.Cause that's what prosperity is. And you bet ya.

But in her thoughts Sarah is deeply troubled. She is troubled because down deep she knows that money can't buy class.And her clown act is running a bit too thin.Someone at Cal. state suggested Sarah hire a privet tutor to teach her the ways about acquiring class. But Sarah said, if I do that, than they will accuse me of being a philanderer no matter which way it seems. And I already got a lose juvenile delinquent canon out there spreading the seeds of rumor as it is. I don't need to add fuel to the fire.And so poor poor Sarah is stuck in her dilemma. She's just a classless clown running rouge in the real world .

But Sarah is not about to sit back and let the well run dry like some old whore that is done with it.
Pick up all the money and find a civilized place to settle.

Hell no, Sarah is making plans to reinvent Sarah Palin.Because there is no other way about it.
it will be the Sarah Palin you must get to know.
I know this is hard to believe, but look here, Sarah is not about to pull out the old iron and ironing board so she can iron out problems same as anybody else. That ain't what Sarah's all about. You have kids, ya hire somebody to look after em until they get old enough to cook and clean house, that's what kids is fer unless you have further use of them. And right now Bristil is becoming a bigger pain in Sarah's ass than Sarah bargained for, who ever the hell she bargained with.Anywhoo, thats all Part of the Palin plan.

For now it's all Ok, Sarah's OK .as far as Sarah is concerned, Levis is OK ,Todd's OK everything and everybody's OK. She kind of wonders what people might be thinking with them photos of Levis in playgirl magazine though.
You know Alaska outsiders would never understand life in wild !
And there is another situation inside the problem, How does Sarah reinvent herself and at the same time throw a cover over the old Sarah. I mean the new Sarah is just a nobody without the old Sarah. And the old Sarah has to be too damn disgusting even for Sarah herself. For the reinvented Sarah class and refinement must be a natural seeming fact,but the classless clown got Sarah to where she is today. I can only think of the Nixon Frost interview right now, Nixon said, first he cut off one arm, and than the other.

Poor poor Sarah ,will she kill the classless clown and trade her off for a touch of class and refinement?
Poor poor Sarah has troubles.

But like Sarah said to Levis and Bristil, just so long as it keeps getting better, it can't get any worse.
That's money makes the world go around.
And Sarah ain't about to let the money turn her in to some kind of fat bastard four time loser radio loud mouth
voice of the republican right wing either, she admires her friend Rush, but she finds him to damn fat and ungly and he is far too loyal.Looks bad twoard her image-Going Rouge.

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

4. It's off say's Bristol, Levis is a Media Whore

On the same night Bristol & Levis became Re engaged Levis told Bristol he may have gotten his x girl friend and Bristol's x best friend pregnant when the two were on the outs.

Bristol said she was heart broken over that. But as it turns out Bristol's x best friend was heart broken and angered because Bristol stole Levis from her to begin with.

Make matter worse Levis also told Bristol that he was leaving for Hollywood the same night they got re engaged to see a hunting show. Turns out he was to star in a music video that made fun of the Palin family. So Levis deceived Bristol into thinking he really wanted to marry her ,but in truth he wants to star in a situation comedy about himself and those Palin's.

Bristol says Levis is addicted to celebrity. He is a media whore prostitute looking for capital gains. Levis was prepped by Hollywood agents of a secret source. Levis was told that a good five year run in a situation comedy requires a long story line that will keep the audience coming back each week for more.

So Levis and his x girl friend who is Bristol's x best friend decide it is better to get even than it is to get mad !
So levis and his x girl friend who is Bristol's x best friend do to Bristol what Bristol did to her x best friend.
If were about soap operas ,it happens all the time ,no big deal.

But a prime time situation comedy starring Levis Johnson being Levis Johnson in the situation comedy Those Palin's, Well the national spot light must be too good of a deal to pass up for Levis.

Levis's x girl friend and Briatol's x best friend says the baby cannot be Levis's because she was sleeping with three different hockey players in the same time frame ,so who is to say who's it is.
And of course it all adds to the suspense. You arel all invited to stay tuned. Looks like a lot of new Alaskan faces will be decending upon Hollywood ! After all Sarah did say money makes the world go around ,didn't she? And didn't she say drill baby drill? I guess them kids are looking to tap in on all the action.

One thing is for sure, Levis does have a dagger. Or maybe he swiped one of Sarah's.

I suspect there is no making a long story short on this one !

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

5. Imagine A situation comedy writer playing with that night ?

The night Bristol and Levis got re engaged:

But Levis, first you tell me you think you got that other woman pegnant when we were on the outs, now you tell me yer going to Hollywood tonight to see a hunting show, Levis Levis Levis ,what about yer son Trip ?

Bristol, I've been on a trip ever since the Macain gold rush struck the Alaskian shores. Even befor that you were a trip.
And I've been tripping ever since. I can't stop now and I won't stop,I need to do this Bristol.

But But Levis, what about little Trip ?

Bristol, the little guy is a bad trip ,one to be remembered though,
But in truth Bristol ,I must tell you
Frankly my dear ,I don't give a damn.

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

6. Bristol Palin- finality of the episode

Alright than Levis
If that's the way you want it,

Bristol looks up to the sky:

I won't be fooled again Levis-,
I'll never be fooled again,

From this experience I have come to know that in future relationships
I must trust but verify !

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

7. Sarah news :Alaskan Home Spun.

Just about the time it seems the flames have all but smoldered out in the old fire place,Sarah pops up on what ya call the U- tube. Used to be called the boob tube but times change. No doubt that has to do with political correctness.

Anywhoo, I see that Sarah was try'en her best to talk a school teacher out of hang'en around a sign she made and hung some odd 30 feet down the old trail.Sarah it seems was doing what she does best,- use'n creative word play to get it across.

It did not seem as though the school teacher was the least bit interested in refuting or refuted or refutating or refutations,refutiate ,ah Shucks, the damn sign what said Palin is the worst governor Alaska ever saw and went !

Gee by golly ,never knew Sarah had such a high pitch squeaky voice like that ! Funny how Sarah seemed to have a sudden inclination to ask what the lady did for work, in that high pitch squeaky voice of hers, you know back when Sarah was a student! The woman said I am a school teacher. She went on to say she has other jobs too, her husband is a commercial fisherman.

Sarah said something to the effect of, oh, than we have something in common. No doubt Sarah clued herself in when she came out with her squeaky high pitched voice. That's the journalist in her being a little whore.It is never about tact and diplomacy fer them little ones. Just ask Monica.

Yep, Sarah belongs to the country now ! That's what they say.

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

8. The Palin Pounce rs

Saturday's home spun event staged by the Palin clan really does demonstrate the deep depths of stupidity and ignorance just as low as it goes.Those Palin's it seems really do think they have deep rooted ties to America's heartland . Talking right down on the farm here, singing in the union ,owe my soul to the company store.

But you know, those Palin's have no clue. No, i'm tell'en you no clue. It would never occur to those Palin's that hard working people in America's heartland want is best for the kids. A thing called well mannered ,well taught, common sense, respect/restraint.These are values taught within the family unit.You don't want yer kids out there running around like wild animals throwen their weight around like hot Toddy.

Sarah and Toddy don't seem to know that fer as much teenage pregnancy there is going on in this country ,Christ, that is every working persons fear ,the worst.You just don't fer yer kids to turn out like Sarah's daughter Bristol.
And it's not OK.
It is not perfectly acceptable,. not even in these changing times and not even in the fast pace society we live in today.

Sarah was using Bristol as a sounding board, what you call bouncing it off her daughter. Kids pull that crap in the class room everyday.Sure Sarah rolled her eyes ,but so did Bristol,which one first though,or is Sarah faster ?

The toast of teen aged pregnancy tell'en the educator that it is not about Alaska,it about the whole country using her hands to express the Big Picture that obviously the educator just doesn't get in Bristol Palin's very limited view. like mother -like daughter.

Is that how Americans in America's heartland raise kids? Are the kids raised to tell the educators all about what is what? Hay it's my baby now. It's the whole country.

And in the end one of the Palin clan tore down that sign when the camera was no more.

And that's Never Say Good by.
And that's the name of Sarah's song.

I get it now, I get what Sarah is missing ,what was never lost and never to be found and what she cannot obtain.It's what she is missing,it just ain't there,it never was.

She really don't know . Look for that, than you will get it too.She really really don't know. It is almost sad.

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

9. Fatal Attraction !

As yer's know a saying has been floating around for years now and it's origins of origination are attached directly to George H.W. Bush.As the saying goes, a bird in hand is worth two in the bush.


Now that the cats out of the bag ,Ben Quayle is the bird in reserve. Up until most recently there was a name that bird contest going, Who would have guessed it was all in the name ! Oh yea, that cat don't hunt !


Speaking of wild cats ,do you know where yer cat goes when you let it out at night ?

Ben Quayle wants to make a run for a Arizona U.S. congressional seat. Stands to reason ,doesn't it?

In his television add ,he says ,I was raised right .that's it I suppose, Quayle is no Palin.

According to CNN 's latest report Quayle is no better or worse.
Apparently Ben Quayle helped found a web site called Dirty Dot com.and wrote dirty articles for the site using the pen name Brock Landers.no relation to Ann of course !

So, what is this GOP fatal attraction between Arizona and Alaska ! Ronnie used to say, I 'll make them feel the heat ! Nancy grew up in Arizona !
Arizona in August in the Phoenix area has what you call unbeatable heat.So there's the clue.

The GOP's fatal attraction ,is it a train wreak ? is it a plane crash ? Is it a blow out ? What do you suppose it is ?
How will Ben Quayle air condition that ?

He said he is recently married. Will he say, I did not become that Brock Landers
And I did not co found Dirty Dot com !

Should he confess ? will he say back in those days I was using the old swamp cooler and since than I have changed ?

Don't you wonder what Sarah is thinking ?
Will Sarah support Ben ?
Will Ben and Sarah do a little dirty dancing in the desert ?

Will John and Todd approve ?
Will John and Todd drink beer togather ?
Will Ben and Bristol do a campaign add togeather ?

Where is Levis ?

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

10. Word Play

Game birds of a feather gather together.
Fatal attraction
That cat don't hunt
A bird in hand is worth two in the bush
United we stand divided we fall
The worst of the worst -Dan Quayle -Sarah Palin
Quail as a game bird- Sarah as a gun toting hockey momma
Dirty Dot Com. just for fun.
Bristol & Levis -love birds
Hot momma's =momma Sarah ,momma Grizzly- momma Bristol ,The hottest momma in Scottsdale
Bush Quayle -MaCain -Palin.
Fence mend'en

Word play just for fun.
Needs a game board.

what's that song ? hot blooded check it and see ,I got a fever of 103 it's up to you -you know who -
That N.J, boardwalk arcade thing in the news,
and that dude at Sarah's book singing that ah, seemed to have a bone to pick , ! ya, they pop up all over the place.

must be a vidio game ,would have to be. signing on with Sarah !

my word in the imagination !

dirty dot comx .

they got to play for something, what do they charge at political lunchen's-$2,500 per plate ?

the grizzly plate !