Elephant Culture

[mr blur]

Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:

The French book - The Sex Life of the Elephant
or: 1000 ways to cook Elephant
The English book - Elephants I have shot on Safari
The Welsh book - The Elephant and its influence on Welsh language and
culture
or: Oes ysgol tocynnau eleffant llanfairpwll nhadau
coeden.
The American book - How to Make Bigger And Better Elephants
The Japanese book - How to Make Smaller And Cheaper Elephants
The Greek book - How to Sell Elephants for a Lot of Money
The Finnish book - What Do Elephants Think about Finnish People
The German book - A Short Introduction to Elephants, Vol 1-6.
The Icelandic book - Defrosting an Elephant
The Swiss book - Switzerland: The Country Through Which Hannibal Went
With His Elephants
The Canadian book - Elephants: A Federal or Provincial Issue?
The Swedish book - How to reduce your taxes with an elephant.

[Sanity Claws]

1. The Irish Book -- Stories and Jokes to Delight an Elephant

The Argentine Book - How to Tango with an Elephant
The Brazil Book - The Thong and the Elephant

my humble tries --- yours were so much better.

[jedr]

2. Democratic book;

"How to live with elephants and not get sh*t on" ... sorry I tried .

[LeftishBrit]

3. The International Book

"Why Elephants and Poodles Should Not Be Allowed to Mix"

[muriel_volestrangler]

4. The Scottish book

"How a Scot was the True Discoverer of the Elephant"

[Taxloss]

5. The English book:

"Etiquette for elephants"

Cantonese book:

"Elephant, Chinese? HK scientist says YES!"

(Mrs Taxloss' family are from HK. I think they've read that book.)