Arsenal offer free tickets to fans after Man Utd thrashing

[dipsydoodle]

Arsenal are offering to compensate fans who travelled to Sunday's 8-2 thrashing by Manchester United with a free ticket to a future away match.

The Gunners conceded eight goals for the first time since 1896 in the embarrassing reverse at Old Trafford.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/14709618.stm

Aside that : Mann City beats Spurs 5 / 1 away.

Harry Redknapp is sitting in a pub drowning his sorrows when in walks a glum Arsene Wenger.

"Et tu Brute?" says Harry.

"Don't you fucking start, I'm fed up hearing the fucking score," replied Wenger

[SwissTony]

1. Very funny. Unlike Scottish football which is very sad. nt.

[dipsydoodle]

2. The other one which did the rounds was

I'd 8 2 be an Arsenal fan. :)

[T_i_B]

3. Gadaffi family undergoing Arsenal medical

http://newsthump.com/2011/08/30/gadaffi-family-undergoing-arsenal-medical/

Reports are emerging that Colonel Gadaffi and his clan have secretly made their way to the Emirates stadium in the hope of completing a switch to beleaguered north London side, Arsenal.

The news means that Arsene Wenger has been forced into a suitable knee-jerk reaction to strengthen his squad after the mauling at Old Trafford.

“I don’t wish to comment on that, but let’s just say that Algeria will be shocked and disappointed,” Wenger smirked.

“We are looking for players with a bit of determination and backbone, so who better than a tyrannical dictator and his clan? To be honest, right now I’d take anyone instead of Denilson and Armand Traore.”

[SwissTony]

4. Is/wasn't one of Gadaffi's sons a half-decent footballer? nt.