This sort of nonsense reminds me how grateful I am not to have anything to do with any political party.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2011/sep/07/lib-dem-conference-fiascoGiven the kicking the party has taken over the past year, you might think Liberal Democrat leaders would be delighted their members are still smiling. But among the conditions placed on representatives attending the party's annual conference, which opens in Birmingham on 17 September, are complex rules about the photographs they submit for their badges. These must display "a neutral expression, with your mouth closed, eyes open and clearly visible".
Those representatives may have worn a very different expression when they learned they also had to send in their passport numbers. So much so, that a motion critical of the new rules will be moved at the conference by Stephen Gilbert MP. The reason the party gives for these new arrangements, imposed on police advice, is "the safety of everyone attending conference, as well as the residents and employees surrounding the venue". Some will see them as the price the Lib Dems pay for becoming a party of government. Others will secretly welcome them because they make us look important.
But Lib Dems have long campaigned against the "database state". In October 2007 Nick Clegg, then the party's home affairs spokesman, even vowed to go to prison rather than carry an ID card. Besides, the argument from security does not convince. The party's conference, with its bag checks, stewards and police presence, is the last place to choose if you have taken it into your head to assault a Lib Dem minister. And if terrorism is the concern, then exclusion from the conference is hardly sufficient punishment. Terrorists should be imprisoned, not barred from participating in worthy debates on the reform of local government finance.
The new rules for registration have caused uproar in the party, with rumours that prominent activists had been refused accreditation. While it is hard to believe the Lib Dems will ultimately behave like a demented headteacher and exclude people because of their expression or hairstyle, the new regulations have still done harm. Two weeks before the conference, many representatives still do not know if their applications have been accepted. This may be because the vetting for all the main party conferences has been put in the hands of the Greater Manchester police. Following the summer's riots, they may have had better things to do than leaf through photographs of Lib Dem activists to make sure their mouths are closed.