http://newsthump.com/2011/09/27/miliband-receives-ovation-for-pledge-to-cut-facebook-changes/Ed Miliband has has announced the most popular political policy of all time by insisting that a Labour government will do everything in its power to stop Facebook making any more changes to its user interface.
The Labour leader was addressing the party conference in Liverpool, and told delegates he had listened to the country and would be seeking to address the number one concern for British citizens today.
A Labour party insider told us, “Our research showed that a strong economic policy, and support for schools and NHS funding were nowhere near as important to people as tweaks to a free time-wasting service the government isn’t involved in.”
Conservative party strategists are already discussing policy changes to counter the popular move, with one admitting, “We’re looking at ways of not only preventing Facebook from making changes, but to actually make them go back to the old interface. If that doesn’t win us the hearts and minds of the nation, nothing will.”
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