Make your own conspiracy theory !!!

[beam me up scottie]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x4219407#4219702

[LeftNYC]

1. Bush was signaling Al Qaeda operatives by flipping off cameras the other..

night...In reality, Bush has been replaced by Osama Bin Laden. If you look closely at his middle finger you will notice the finger looks like Bin Laden's in a 2002 video. Developing...

[ltfranklin]

4. Ah, that's what they'd LIKE you to beleive!

This was actually an unauthorized test of a top-secret system called "Reality Photoshopping", whereby images can actually be photoshopped BEFORE they reach the camera lens. It was conducted by an "Overzealous Aide" who, entirely on his/her own, expressed an exurberant distaste for the left-wing media by RP'ing the president's respectful wave into a whimsical finger. The aide will be fired once they determine who they can afford to lose, and are sure they can find him/her a nice job in Lobbying or the Defense Industry afterwards.

This is all, of course, in line with the Administration's policy to consider Reality as merely a guidepost to correct thinking.

[non sociopath skin]

7. Karl Rove is, in fact, doing a fine job as Osama's # 2 ...

... first, in ensuring that Faux News, owned by Rupert Murdoch, a secret convert to Islam, was instrumental in having the chimpanzee from the King of Saudi Arabia's private menagerie elected as US President for a second term. (It was clever of Vladimir Putin and Jacques Chirac to have the illegitimate french-speaking grandson of Josef Stalin pose as a Vietnam veteran to oppose him, but they were no match.)

Secondly, by persuading an Iraqi judge, famous for his anti-liberal stance, to temporarily shave off his beard in order to become The Chimp's nomination for the Supreme Court in order to reverse Roe v. Wade.

The virgins are up there waiting for you when you go, Big Guy. Thanks again..

The Skin

[evermind]

2. The post you linked to, though intended as humour, is close

to the standard line actually sincerely believed and pushed by LaRouchies, I believe.. (including HRH's virtual monopoly of the world's trade in illegal drugs.. ;-)

(On edit: I'm referring to post #8 in that thread - my browser seems to be going to the lizard-oriented post #9, now).

[Spider Jerusalem]

12. Yes, I happened to think of LaRouche's drivel...

and managed to connect it to current world events. :) (Wouldn't be surprised to find that someone out there actually belives something like that, though...)

[Ian_rd]

3. Oooh - I got a good one

Thousands of environmental and planetary scientists, who appear to have no relationship with each other whatsoever, are actually working in concert to establish a Communist Environmental Authoritarian World Government bent on destroying capitalism by infringing on the profits of noble and benevolent oil company executives by promoting one of the great lies of all time: Global Warming.

Once their rule is established, they will outlaw automobiles and electricity, and force everyone to forage berries for food and live in thatched huts.

[beam me up scottie]

5. That actually sounds good!

:evilgrin:

[Anarcho-Socialist]

6. OK, I added mine

:)

[Monkey see Monkey Do]

8. That, sir, is genius!

[Anarcho-Socialist]

9. Thanks

:)

[beam me up scottie]

10. You could be a tutor.

Excellent example of creative thinking and revising history.

Are you able to mimic the paranoiac's twitchy eyelid ?

[Anarcho-Socialist]

11. Thanks! Let me work on the eyelid part though

[beam me up scottie]

13. I wouldn't worry too much about the eye twitch.

If you can hit alert until your finger bleeds and have to wipe spittle off your monitor, you're a dead ringer!

Oh, you'll have to ditch your sense of humour, too.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

14. The thread was fun whilst it lasted :-)

Although it's locked now. :(

[beam me up scottie]

15. I know.

We really needed that.

It's still not safe to go into the main forums.

Or even this one, for that matter.

So, how do you feel about being on trial and having to answer for your obviously fascist government and police lynch mobs?

[Anarcho-Socialist]

16. Amused and bewildered, in equal amounts

I think they're trying to "convert" us as well.

[beam me up scottie]

17. Well, I'm assuming you have to convert,

if you can't answer all of the questions.

I'm trying REALLY hard not to get tombstoned tonight.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

18. Yeah, when I saw the thread in question my eyes rolled.

I am tempted to just leave it to my compatriots to sift through the speculative questions about media contradictions and Giulianni, Netanyahu and such.

It's the police's fault for not knowing every possible thing about the bombings already. As we all know, the police know everything there is to know about every crime immediately when it happens. :sarcasm:

[beam me up scottie]

19. Why, of course they do.

And they just keep the truth from pushy blowhard Americans because they know it bugs the hell out of them.

[Monkey see Monkey Do]

20. If it wasn't 2:50am

I'd have a pop but right now, bed beckons!

[Anarcho-Socialist]

21. Goodnight

:hi: