Laugh at England thread

[lockdown]

By demand...

4-1 ha ha! Sven the guru.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

1. I tuned in to the BBC highlights

but I couldn't stomach watching it all the way through. :puke:

[lockdown]

2. To be honest

I like my football but I hadn't even realised they were playing!

[Anarcho-Socialist]

3. I only found out on Monday

There wasn't much media build-up to this, probably because it was only a friendly match.

[Guy_Montag]

4. Chortle chortle

ho ho ho

ha ha ha

hee hee hee

*explodes into peels of laughter*

[RogueTrooper]

5. Ha Ha Ha

:rofl: :spray:

[D-Notice]

6. It doesn't

help if the keeper gifts the opposition 2 goals... :-(

As long as we beat the Taffs next month, I'll be happy ;-)

[Greeby]

7. I must be the only young male in the country

Who thinks the obsession over sports is a big yawn :boring:

[D-Notice]

8. Anyone seen this?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=5231880813&ssPageName=STRK:MEWA:IT

Still think he's overvalued... :P

[fedsron2us]

9. I never really got over that bad day in Leon in1970

so I am afraid that the failures or triumphs of the modern England football team leave me cold. I suppose I am just old fashioned but I hate the fact that the soccer season now starts half way through an Ashes cricket series. Can't we have a few months without Rooney, Beckham and all the other over paid and over hyped footballing bores being rammed down our throats.

[Mr Creosote]

10. Yeah but that's as much to do with

all those dreary one-day internationals, and ludicrous mismatches with Bangladesh pushing the Ashes back towards the end of the summer (actually it looks like summer ended here at about half past two this afternoon).

[Kipling]

11. Thank the Good Lord I was born in Scotland.

It means I can abandon the national side whenever I want and pretend that watching Braveheart has reinvigorated me with a spirit of Celtic rebellion.