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foreigncorrespondent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 12:03 AM
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Hilarious!!! 2006 AFL Season!
Just received this in email:

It is likely that the AFL competition for 2006 will have to be canceled.

Under the new Anti Terrorism Laws the Bombers are banned, the new Industrial Relations legislation rules out the Dockers and the Asian Bird flu epidemic is wreaking havoc with the Crows, Eagles, Hawks, Magpies and Swans.

Any transfers to the Kangaroos, Cats, Lions, Dogs and Tigers must now be quarantined for at least 12 months. Religious vilification laws mean that no one can legally barrack for the Demons or the Saints.

This only leaves the Power, and the Blues who no one wants to barrack for anyway!

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Violet_Crumble Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 01:53 AM
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1. What a pity it's not true...
Fucking stupid game, imo...

Violet...
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SweetLeftFoot Donating Member (905 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-24-05 08:00 AM
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2. Best game in the world
Skilful, high-scoring, nicely balanced amounts of violence - and a good tradition of inclusiveness too.

Carn the Rooboys!
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Violet_Crumble Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-26-05 11:48 PM
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4. It's boring and anal...
Most other sports are boring and anal, but that game is even worse, imo...
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foreigncorrespondent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-27-05 08:13 PM
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5. Each to their own, VC!!!
Like you, I hate the game, but I did see the funny side to the email. :shrug:
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Matilda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-24-05 07:51 PM
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3. That is very funny.
I'm going to email it out to friends.
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