A wonderful article from The Guardian last week, reprinted in part
by Alan Ramsey in today's Herald.
"... it is his own lookout if he wants to whip up jingoistic fervor
in his own land to win elections but, in the name of sanity, why is
he so often permitted to ruin a perfectly good day's cricket?"
(snip)
"Heaven knows what day this creature is to pitch up at Lord's, but
you can bet your last brass razoo that he'll be itching to give
those fabled analytical skills a run-out. Mr Howard may be a big
fan and he may be under the impression that nattering about sport on
the airwaves makes up for his deficiencies elsewhere, but in most
instances there are blind wombats with a better feel for what's
happening on the field."
http://sport.guardian.co.uk/ashes2005/story/0,,1530621,00.htmlShe's got Howard nailed; I'm just mystified as to why there are
still people out there who think he's normal.
I'm just hoping that Scotland Yard will tell him they can't guarantee
his safety, and ban him from going to Lord's. That'll ruin his
little jaunt at our expense.