I used excel and entered in a binomial distribution
of his glial cells and found that he has a 999,999,999
chances in a billion that he has his head up his ass after
reading this:
http://morningsentinel.mainetoday.com/news/local/1154871.shtmlThursday, November 18, 2004
Pollster blames networks for leaking early data
By CHRIS CHURCHILL
Staff Writer
WATERVILLE -- By mid-afternoon on Election Day, many John Kerry supporters were giddily confident their candidate would sweep to victory. The source of this misguided euphoria? Exit polls showing Kerry would win in most battleground states.
snip...
But the exit polls leaked to the public on Web sites and elsewhere were wrong -- an unpleasant situation for Warren Mitofsky, who co-ran the exit polling on behalf of the nation's leading news organizations, including the Associated Press and CNN
snip... (and the following is the kicker)
Mitofsky on Wednesday said the exit polls had problems in nine states. In seven, the polls were overly kind to Kerry. "I'm not going to pretend the exit polls in this election were wonderful," he said. "They weren't."
But Mitofsky said his organization had
corrected many of its mistakes by the day's end, after analyzing the data and comparing them to incoming voter returns. Much of the problem, Mitofsky determined, resulted from voter sentiment. Kerry supporters were eager and energized, he said, and therefore more likely to stop and answer a pollster's questions -- a pattern that happens occasionally in elections but was not anticipated this year.
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The reason I find this such an affront is that the guy
is bald faced admitted that he changed his research metholodology
mid-stream to coax the numbers to be in line with the
election returns. Having a bit of a background in science, I know
that it's a fairly basic no-no to change your testing methodology
if you are not getting the result you expect. The fact that he
admits to changing his methods as the day goes on really calls his
credibility into play.
Perhaps he is just a sucky pollster or perhaps he just "frauded"
his exit polls to match the "frauded" vote so he didn't look
like a shmuck. I mean c'mon, the guy has a total conflict of
interest here. If he picked Kerry as a big winner for the night
but Bush "got his (fictional) mandate", Mitofsky might go wanting
for work next time around.
This guy better make good, because he's on paper sullying a very
basic rule when you are doing any form of statistical research.
It's the methodology, ass-brain.
P.S. Mitofsky - Fuck You.