HOT NEWS: Yang Enterprises (Finally!) PROMISE to Refute Clinton Curtis

[Shalom]

Why did it take so long ? Did they need to "fix" all the witnesses, and coordinate a cover story with "Teeny Wienie" Feeney ?

http://yangenterprises.com/

"Recently there have been several accusations against this corporation by Clinton Eugene Curtis. All of the allegations are 100% FALSE!! An official statement will be forthcoming. Thank you for your concern and God Bless America."

[carolinalady]

1. And yet they refuse to give sworn depositions--curious. n/t

[SueZhope]

2. looks like they did it

what's with the
"God Bless America."

it has nothing to do with anything????:wtf:

[tandem5]

7. well I think they're trying to convey that they're patriots...

not lying, cheating, treasonous scoundrels.

[KansDem]

14. Putting FALSE and "God bless America" so close together...

...would raise cognitive dissonance levels in many Americans

[SueZhope]

23. so true

and when ever there in deep murky waters
they start talking about god...........
there speaking in Bush tongue

:crazy:

[Shalom]

48. Yang statement prior to encoding by proprietary Repig lying software:

"Recently there have been several revelations against this corporation by Clinton Eugene Curtis. An official statement will be forthcoming. All of our allegations are 100% FALSE!! Thank you for your concern and God Bless George Walker Bushitler. Heil Bushitler!! "

[AmerDem]

33. I actually take it as a subtle signal

To all the repukes that are well aware that fraud has been involved in the last two presidential elections ( but play like it's all nonsense). Like a rallying call to have the troops get their guards up.

Just watch any of these repuke talking heads when the issue of e-voting fraud comes up. They have rapid eye movement, they get very uneasy in their seats, choked up etc. I've watched this from Novack, Buchanan, Coulter the list goes on and on. It's like the deep dark secret that everyone knows about but dare not speak of.

just my $.02

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

3. "Recently there have been

several accusations against this corporation by Clinton Eugene Curtis. All of the allegations are 100% FALSE!! An official statement will be forthcoming, as soon as we can think one up."

[DireStrike]

4. The media will cover this once it is "refuted" by YEI

The statement(s) will no doubt be as hollow as a christmas ornament, but that will be what is told to the public. And therefore, what they believe.

[EMunster]

5. Bet you "Official Statement" = "Press Release" much like this one.

[lonestarnot]

6. Freak poops on America!

:bounce: :freak:

[understandinglife]

8. SOOOOoooooooooooooverylaaaaaaammmmmmmmeeeee....

Thanks, Shalom for posting it; we all needed a good chuckle and yei provided one with that three sentence wimp-out.

Peace.

"When Did Bush Know?"

[Shalom]

10. Your One Word Says More the Yang's 3 Sentences !! n/t

[Shalom]

9. HAVE FUN: Contact YANG Directly with Your Comments !!

http://yangenterprises.com/contact/contactin.htm?adder=yei

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

11. Dear Yang Enterprises,

The double exclamation points make you look a little defensive.

[thedevilinthedetails]

12. Better yet apply for a job with an outrageous resume!

http://www.yangenterprises.com/contact/resume.asp

That could be fun, flood them with all kinds of skills...

[Shalom]

13. Helps If You Have a Criminal Record on Your Resume....n/t

[alittlelark]

17. Especially convictions for Computer Hacking/tampering

[bearfan454]

24. They already hired this guy

Submit Your Resume
Please fill in all of the boxes.
Paste your resume in the "Resume" box below.

Name Karl Rove
Address 1600 Pennslvania Ave
City Washington
State DC
Phone no phone - wiretaps
E-Mail [e-mail]

Subject Resume


I know how to steal elections. I can change vote totals in any battleground state. Hell, I can pad extra votes for bush even in blue states. I own the media. The public will never hear about my crimes. All you have to do is give me a lot of money. Please check out my previous work:

2000 election(Fla)

2002 midterms(Max Cleland)

California recall(Schwartzeneger)

2006 midterms(60 vote majority for repukes in the Senate) We can take away all your Constitutional Rights after this happens, completely undo the New Deal, and let the corporations own everything.

[bearfan454]

25. I went ahead and sent this in.

What to hell.

[danostuporstar]

20. Thank you for your submission. (heh heh)

ahh, that felt good. thank,s Shalom.

[Shalom]

37. Ask Yang Enterprises about hosting Kerry-smear events...

http://64.233.161.104/search?q=cache:ifbLjQCWQQwJ:www.georgewbush.com/Students/Calendar/CalendarDetail.aspx%3FID%3D825+%22yang+enterprises%22+email&hl=en

Winning the War on Terror Tour event
Where: Yang Enterprises
1420 Alafaya Trail
Oviedo FL, 32765

When: Event Begins: Friday, May 07, 2004 3:30 pm
Event Ends: Friday, May 07, 2004


What: Event Information:
U.S. Rep. Tom Feeney (R-FL) continues the Bush-Cheney '04 Winning the War on Terror Tour in Florida.

Florida is one of many states hosting the Bush-Cheney '04 Winning the War on Terror Tour. The tour will highlight John Kerry's inconsistent support for our troops and his troubling record on national security.


More Info:
Contact: FL Bush Team

Directions: Click here!

Cost: Free

[sabra]

15. God Bless America ?

What's the deal with that?

[TexasChick]

18. I think that's something they learned from the fascists Chimp cabal. When

you're questioned, look patriotic, wave a flag, and say "God Bless Amerika!" and you shall be saved!

[AntiFascist]

46. They must believe in multiple gods....

x(

[mdb]

16. From the info I've read on Feeney and Yang...

Would you believe them?

E-mails at odds with Feeney denials
http://web.archive.org/web/20021030052017/www.n-jcenter.com/2002/oct/12/ELEC3.htm

Special report: Feeney investigation
http://web.archive.org/web/20030831121943/http://www.n-jcenter.com/special/feeney.htm

[Straight Shooter]

19. "God bless America"? Well, that convinces me, they must be speaking truth

:eyes:

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

21. yes, nobody would say "God Bless America" and then lie.

[bloom]

26. If anything - it makes it seem more likely they are lying...

just my reaction (I know you weren't serious BTW).

[madison2000]

22. Apply for the job creating "fraud" programs

with a detailed resume and a funny name like Ima Cheeter.

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

27. re: Fraudulent Election Programmer Position you advertised

PAST EXPERIENCE (HIGHLIGHTS)

1970 Head Wiretapper, Nixon Campaign

1984 Freedom Fighter/Arms Diverter, Reagan White House

1988 Gary Hart Dirty Tricks Documenter, Bush Sr. Campaign

1992 Hosted Arkansas State Trooper Party, Bush Sr. Campaign

1993 Hacker

1998 Linda Tripp's Masseuse/Confidant, Moral Majority

2000 Al Gore Vote Shredder, Florida Department of Elections

2002 GEMS Tabulator Manipulator, Nebraska Department of Elections

2004 Minority Precinct Voting Machine Remover, Ohio Department of Elections

[Shalom]

29. Thanks, dmsRoar - You Made Me RWL (Roar W ith Laughter) n/t

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

35. thanks for posting this in

the first place, shalom!

[Pepper32]

56. LOL, too funny... thanks for the laugh n/t

[karlrschneider]

36. Previously employed by Dewey, Cheatham & Howe...

...

[Shalom]

38. Master PUN !! We May Just Laugh Bush Out of Town.....

[JunkYardDogg]

49. No, it was Fuckem and Fleecem

[Shalom]

54. Robb, Pilage, & Bourne ?

You guys are good !

[Turn CO Blue]

47. Thanks. That made me laugh n/t

[Pepper32]

55. Just tell them your last name is...

Diebold... They will see it as a sign from God! You may be hired on the spot.

[stella2cat]

28. anyone else notice the AMATEUR quality of their website?

it's almost like they're not in the software business

[Shalom]

30. You Don't Have to Be A Rocket Scientist....

To write hacking software on embedded machines that no one can examine...

[Duer 157099]

31. and what's up with them using his middle name?

Are they trying to embarrass him, or are they trying to pin him with the "3 name" stigma?

[Shalom]

32. Like creeps with names like "George Walker Bushitler" ? n/t

[stella2cat]

34. maybe we need a YANG BANG.......n/t

[stella2cat]

39. kick, I love this thread

[Shalom]

42. how about: WHAM, BAM, THANK YOU MADAM YANG ?

Are we having fun yet, stella2cat, or are we having fun ?

[stella2cat]

44. LOL bigtime

I can't wait for the response from Dragon Lady!

[troubleinwinter]

40. What's up with the ExxonMobil links on their site???

[stella2cat]

41. they've changed their website since I first looked at it the other day

and yeah, I was wondering about that also. They had the exxonmobil link in their private section before. Looks like they're trying to appear legit

[Pepper32]

53. Hmm, I hope someone saved info from their site

I think I have some...

[troubleinwinter]

43. And what's up with their GEMS system? ...

"YEI’s Information Technology Services Division recently developed a Global Engineering Management System (GEMS)..."

Is that a common program? I know that was mentioned regarding voting machines.

[stella2cat]

45. they just couldn't come up with an original name, or

diebold gave them a deal on slightly used election software

[GetTheRightVote]

52. This story is getting pretty rich now, it sounds like Clint may just on to

something after all. Clint mentioned a Mike Connelly as knowing
more then he did about the workings inside of Yang. Does anyone know anything about this guy at all ??

[JunkYardDogg]

50. Read their Denial on www.yangswang.com

[Pepper32]

51. Right..... Sure it's false, just make sure you get your story straight YEI

In fact, what's taking so long? You have had a few days now.