Follow up on: BUSH'S IRAQ WAR FREEDOM CAKE: The Icing on the cake!

[kuozzman]

This is my recipe for BUSH'S IRAQ WAR FREEDOM CAKE, found here:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

In a large bowl, mix together voting equipment supplied from the companies of two brothers, one of whom "promised to deliver Ohio's electoral votes to *", a son of a bitch Secretary of State who is also Bush campaign chair for Ohio, a Republican Supreme Court and a shady software company named TRIAD to provide the counting software. Now place this in an Ohio shaped mold.

Now, in a medium sized bowl, put everyone in Ohio who wants to vote.
Then strain these to remove any excess Democrats, especially where thick.

Next, remove 3% of the batter and place it in a separate bowl. Place the other 97% on to the cake.

Now cut the cake into 88 pieces and serve. If the taste is a little bit "irregular", then take the 3% you set aside earlier, add 1 cup of water, then put a few drops of that on each piece. Believe it or not, every piece will now taste delicious and everyone will be satisfied! If anyone who didn't get a piece of cake is still dissatisfied, either completely ignore them or squirt several drops of the 3% at them and end the conversation.