Here's a majority for you * !!

[kuozzman]

I don't remember reading this poll.

ASSOCIATED PRESS/IPSOS PUBLIC AFFAIRS
Voting
Conducted 10/22-24/04; surveyed 1,000 adults; margin of error +/-3% (release, 10/26).

Thinking back to the 2000 presidential election, do you think we got a fair and accurate vote count in Florida or not?
Yes 42%
No 55
Unsure 3

How likely is it that on Nov. 3, the day after the election, there will not be a clear winner of the presidential election? Would you say very likely, somewhat likely, not too likely or not at all likely?
Very likely 24%
Somewhat likely 36
Not too likely 22
Not at all likely 16
Unsure 2

[Robeson]

1. But you must be wrong...

...this is America! Unlike every nation that has ever existed in the past, we don't have crooked elections here. No, not in America! Don't you know that? These polls are obviously mistaken.

And unlike every nation that has ever existed on earth in the past, we don't have political assassinations here, either! This is America. We're perfect! Don't you know that? Gah, you're like, so negative....

[kuozzman]

2. Go Vikes!!!

[Robeson]

3. Yes, the Football Gods pulled one out of our...

...ass for us today. But hey, doesn't every Vikings game go down to the last play?

[kuozzman]

4. Yeah, no kidding! We better kick ass against the Pack on Christmas Eve!!!