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Harpers:
I believe the statistical techniques used in the social sciences are both well-grounded in science and reliable, so I applaud Lewis Lapham <“True Blue” January 2005> for his remarks about the fraud that is being perpetrated on the American people by the vendors and apologists for the electronic voting machines, primarily the big three, Diebold, ES&S, and Sequoia. The 2004 election is just the latest case in point. Evidently, it won’t be the last, as the same apologists and naifs who scoffed at the charges of fraud in 2000 and 2002 have risen to defend the result of this election, ignoring what could not be more obvious: that unaudited and unauditable elections have in the last four years replaced our democracy with a kind of corporate politburo based on the control of the vote counting, rule by the voting machine software writers, patchers, and hackers as it were. If politicians and pundits can’t see it, the more’s the pity. Many millions can, and that number is growing. The first and perhaps most blatant fraud occurred in 2002 in Georgia where Roy Barnes, leading in the pre-election polls by 11% in a poll taken 4 days before the election and in the exit polling on election day by a similarly wide margin, ended up losing by 5% points after the machines got through counting, a swing of 16%. God knows what a regression analysis would give for that result, something approaching a trillion to one odds that the variance between exit poll and actual result happened by chance I suppose. Max Cleland lost in the same election after a 13% point swing. Yet nobody seemed unduly upset. Using my amazing precognitive abilities I will deign to predict that the 2006 mid-term elections will see a further erosion of Democratic influence, 2 or 3 more potential Democratic Representatives or Senators biting the dust where DREs are used to count the vote. I also predict that, no matter who the Republican nominee is in 2008 (likely Chuck Hagel, the erstwhile CEO of the voting machine company that counted the votes in the election that brought him to Congress), and no matter how far behind this nominee is in the pre-election polls or in the exit polling the day of the election, he will win. But, of course, when I make that prediction, I’m cheating. You see, I don’t believe in conspiracy theories: I believe in the validity of the statistical techniques used in the social sciences.
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