OKAY What is going to happen in the Press

[Brundle_Fly]

that will completely take the thunder out of Kerry's/Ohio coming out later today?

My Guess....Robert Blake makes a Border run...live, with helicopters.

[understandinglife]

1. Naw; Preznit chokes on a sip of water and Rummy does mouthtomouth

[Der Blaue Engel]

2. EEWWWWWWW!!!

Unclean! Unclean!

Thanks for *those* nightmares! :o

[understandinglife]

4. Most welcome.....

:evilgrin:

[LittleClarkie]

18. No! Please let me DIE!

That was worth an all-over body shudder from me. Frenched by Rummy -- uh!

[selmo7]

5. Condi on the mouth to mouth

Rummy takes the back seat (no pun originally intended)

[New Earth]

6. uck

:puke:

[understandinglife]

12. 'See you' ....

....and 'raise you one'.....

:puke: :puke:

:toast:

[New Earth]

3. all they'll talk about is the Washington Governor Race

and how the Dems 'stole' the election :eyes:

[Clark2008]

11. Wrong...

You don't understand the entertainment mentality...

They talk about A.) How cold or warm it is and that it's Christmas. B.) They banter about how Christmas and "Santie Claus" is only HOURS from making his midnight ride, C.) Mousel (which is legit), D.) the woman who ripped out the baby (yick and sick and voyueristic) or E.) the market - retailers up and down and all around.

Democracy? WTF is that? It's capitalism, baby.

So... that's what will be on your news tomorrow.

[autorank]

7. They can run but they can't hide. Let them do their thing...

...nothing we can do to stop them. There are TOO many people seeking the TRUTH. Powerful weapon when you find it and it will be found. Then the CM(Corporate Media) lackeys will show up with their trucks and hair dressers and try to steal the show. Since we're going to stop playing checkers and start playing chess, we need an immediate follow up of the definitive exposure of vote fraud that includes a specifically targeted attack on the CM, just vicious. We will prevail and the TRUTH SHALL SET US FREE.

On edit: "They'll do their thing, we'll do ours."

[arcos]

8. Scott Peterson tries to kill himself n/t

[tandem5]

9. the media people can do whatever they want...

doesn't have to be a big story... or even one. So my guess is it will be one or more of the following:

"Puppies, puppies, puppies - they're just so darned cute!"

"Last minute Christmas shopping tips"

"Investigative Report: What the dry cleaners aren't telling you about your clothes!"

[Pachamama]

10. What's going to be coming out from Ohio today? Did I miss something?

I've been busy with the kids...what has happened? :shrug:

[tandem5]

14. Here's a thread that might be helpful...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=203&topic_id=185682&mesg_id=185682

[rehema]

13. bin Laden tape or rumsfeld resigns

[tandem5]

15. heh yeah they are probably keeping Rummy just for the free news cycle. nt

[BR_Parkway]

24. My first thought was bin Laden in a Santa Suit for the next video

[LittleClarkie]

16. 1. Scott Peterson two weeks1 later: still on death row

2. Janet Jackson shows the other nipple.

3. Rush Limbaugh loses Battle of the Bulge. "The old windbag tried to keep his mouth shut for five minutes, and the air just backed up on him." Last seen blown up like a puffer fish and floating slowly away, his last words were "I'm doing it for the cause. God, I love the president."

4. Santa found on the no-fly list: "We never trusted that old, fat hippy givin' handouts to the dependant poor. That red suit doesn't fool us. Tell him to stay out of our skies!"

[Der Blaue Engel]

17. ROTFLMAO!

Okay, that did it. Now I can go to sleep happy. :D Thanks LittleClarkie!

[Cyclical]

19. AAAHAHAGH

AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA ROFL!! Rush Dimbaugh floating into the wild blue yonder is about the most satisfying thing I can picture.... HAHA! AAGH that image is too great!

Time for some sweet dreams of pufferfish-Rush! HA!

[purduejake]

20. Maybe I'm young and naieve...

but I think this would be a GREAT story that could sure get a lot of attention. I think the media might just go with it... imagine all the drama! I know some of the media just can't wait to accuse him of trying to steal an election.

[loritooker]

21. We have until January 31st: Michael Jackson's trial begins!

[malatesta1137]

22. from the bottom of my heart?

I hope Cheney has a deadly heart attack, followed by Bush having a terminal stroke, followed by Tom Delay being attacked by killer bees.

[McCamy Taylor]

23. Big air military strike in "retaliation" for lunch bombing in Iraq...

..maybe bomb a few targets in Syria,too, that should generate some real smoke, make sure that the MSM is totally fixed on terrorism and war. Plus, Bush will give a speech over the flag drapped coffins of the Americans who died in the attack at exactly 430 pm est.


Hmmmm. Maybe Kerry is just pretending to have something he is going to do. Making the Bushies use up all their smoke bombs while he has a Happy Holiday, then after Christmas he will unleash his surprise attack as a real surprise. Would be much smarter.

[BrainRants]

25. Kerry wants to grab the holiday weekend news cycle

if it's as big as others are making it out to be. Smart move.

[madison2000]

26. Freepers drink koolaid in an attempt to distract from the story

and blame the DUmmies. :dunce: :dunce:

[Cobalt Violet]

27. Bush will declare himself "the Merry Christmas President"

And they'll have a 24/7 bash liberal marathon.

[pick_a_dilly]

28. a new OBL tape featuring . . .

a xmas / ramadan duet w/ ASHLEY SIMPSON

the comedy stylings of Yakoff Smirnov

a big dance number called --- the BURKA SHUFFLE

a touching holiday exchange between BARBARBA BUSH and the adorable PRINCE BANDAR!!!

don't miss the fun!!!! TONIGHT on CNN, NBC, MSNBC, ABC, and of course the wonderful FOX NEWS CHANNEL!!!

[GetTheRightVote]

29. Terror level increases to highest red level available ....

Barney has been kidnapped !!!!!!!!!!!