Caption this photo of the evil puppet master!

[merh]

From Election Night at the White House!

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[DireStrike]

1. "Hello, pizza hut? I need more dough for my face."

[Jim Sagle]

2. "Be sure and print out a few thousand Bush ballots extra, just in case."

[McCamy Taylor]

3. "Bury those exit polls or you can kiss your merger goodbye!"

[Calvinist Basset]

4. Yeah, baby!

That's the way. You know how I like it. Oooooh. I can hardly control myself. Yeah, that's it. Oh, do it! Do it! Do it! Make the check out to the RNC!

[IndyPriest]

5. "Ma! Don't bother me now, I'm busy!"

[dicknbush]

8. This is funny considering his mother killed herself

To bad she didn't have that idea before she bred this piece of puck!

[IndyPriest]

11. Are you kidding me!? I didn't mean any disrespect to his mother. n/t

[NVMojo]

56. it happened awhile ago, in Reno....Harry Reid's dad killed himself ...

[sepia_steel]

42. That is a really fucked-up thing to say.

[KittyWampus]

47. Actually, It's Appropriate. Cause His Mom Surely Would Want Him To

atone for his depraved life.

[left15]

6. "Hello,...

Yes they're working fine, your checks in the mail. While were talking about it, I'd like to order another 100,000 of the touch screen systems for 2008."

[TexasChick]

7. I can't come up with a great caption. I'm too busy laughing my butt off

at this ugly, hideous, disgusting, fat gnome! Good grief! How can God create something so unsightly!

[RevCheesehead]

54. God provided the basics - and Karl grew into the rest all on his own.

Ever read "The Picture of Dorian Grey"? Someone burned Rove's painting!

[pacalo]

9. Not again! Ewwww! My eyes...my eyes!

I could lose my breakfast looking at that transparent cotton candy hair sprouting on the top of his shiny bald head!

[DireStrike]

10. "Get your hand away from there, rice-eater! We pay you to look good, not

to get your filthy foreign hands all over everything!"

[merh]

12. So I would like to shift votes from Kerry's side to Georgie's

side. What, you say I can do that myself, on my computer, just by dialing in and using the password 1111? Yeah, cool it works. How fun is this! What other states can I access from here? You have got to be shitting me, it is this easy? Why did we worry with the intimidation, I could have saved thousands. Damn!

[TexasChick]

14. OMG! ROFLMBO!!! n/t

[deminks]

13. "Hello, Michael Howard, I am almost done here,

then I can come there and work the impossible"

http://www.sundaymirror.co.uk/news/news/tm_objectid=14920100&method=full&siteid=106694&headline=bush-guru-gets-world-s-worst-job-name_page.html

[merh]

16. Damn, I hate the poodle, but I hate Rove more.

This is terrible. Who should we pull for Howard or the poodle?
:shrug:

[deminks]

17. I am afraid that Great Britain is between

a rock and a hard place. Not sure how Rove is going to pull this one off.

[merh]

18. theft!

:shrug:

[bush_is_wacko]

15. No suggestion here but...

I am not a computer genius and want to see a picture of Rove in drag singing at the top of his lungs. Why? I think it will be the perfect example of the "Fat Lady Singing!" I want it for posterity. Any of you computer genius' working on THAT one?

[Vinca]

21. . . . then take the loofah and rub it up and down,

up and down, up and down . . .:P

[Miami Liberal]

33. ROFLMAO!!

Welcome to DU! :hi:

[merh]

39. So, do you think rovey will be singing cause his power trip is

over or the efforts to dethrone the weed and his merlin?

[left15]

19. " Yes Satan, my work here is done."

[txindy]

20. We found you! We found you!

Phone home! KR, phone home!

[Higans]

30. ROFLMAO. Stay tuened for More

On the continuing question of "How do you audit a vapor vote?"

Is E-Voting ME-Voting? Prove it!

This is the case the the Main Stream Media won't go near. instead they will talk about Scott Peterson for hours, or some puppy down a well when the real story....the one they won't touch....is that democracy is under attack by hackers.

[zann725]

22. Maybe those Inaugural Tickets SHOULD be refundable?

...or converted into Haliburton stock?

[Al-CIAda]

23. Synthetic Christo-Fascist Pig-

[femme.democratique]

24. "Yes, I'd like a large black male TOP please....of course, well endowed!"

[mirandapriestly]

26. heh heh, I bet that is EXACTLY what he's into. n/t

[wrate]

25. For a minute there I thought Jaba the Hut had gone into politics! n/t

[dobegrrrl]

27. ANOTHER MANDATE! Sweeter than 2000

Evil incarnate. :evilfrown:

[The Bear]

28. Election Headquarters

Yea, this is Turd Blossom. Now get down to Crawford and keep your mouth shut. And start wearin your Eisenhower jacket. Yes, the one with the epaulets!

[adolfo]

29. mmmm

Hmmm, I would like the Jub special and a blockwell platter.

[Dancing_Dave]

31. Allright, we need 100,000 more votes in Ohio!

And over 100% Republican turnout, please.

[SueZhope]

32. Karen, why did you tell him that?.........

God has delivered Ohio just like
Pat Robertson said he would.

[bleever]

34. "My name is not important...

What matters is that my group, Islamic Jihad of the Greater Cleveland Metropolitan area, will soon descend on you infidels of Warren County and deliver a stunning blow for all towel-heads, er, I mean Muslims, against your admittedly handsome and resolute but Satanic President Bush!!

"We will deny him the decisive win he earned in 2000! We will use local journalists and nonpartisans to do Allah's bidding! You are doomed! Only a complete and total lockdown can stop us!"

[Al-CIAda]

40. lmao

Bleever, LMAO!

[The Bear]

35. "Get those freepers onto the DU website, NOW!"

[Gregorian]

36. Can you fear me now?

White man's got a god complex.

[Twist_U_Up]

37. "I Know , I Know ,you where expecting a much bigger man !!"

[Clark2008]

38. "So, Cheryl, you're saying that if I just move this batch of

votes over here, I can ensure a Bush victory? Glad you checked all this stuff out over at the Foxite website first!:

[BringEmOn]

41. "Start more hate threads on those lib'rul websites!....

They'll be so busy hatin' each other, they won't have time to investigate my dirty tricks."

[merh]

44. LOL - that is perfect!

I love the minds here at DU :thumbsup: :yourock:

[You do not need that]

43. Election fraud in the making (n/t)

no text

[bleever]

45. "Time for the green shoes...

and make sure she jiggles her foot."

:)

[KittyWampus]

49. Hey, I ALMOST Renamed Myself 'Jenna's Green Shoes' But Decided

to keep this creaky old moniker here on DU.

:D

[bleever]

50. Thanks for that great picture! Perfect for a Christmas Eve.

:hi:

[bleever]

46. I want the skies blackened with flying monkeys, pronto!

And someone get Giuliani's broom prepped for the skywriting thing. Have him spell out, "Do the right thing: concede now."

:evilgrin:

[HeeBGBz]

48. Is that a picture or a mirror behind KKKarl?

It looks like a guy banging a sheep or someone pushing a wheelbarrow full of snow and jackalopes.

Or maybe it's just me...

[minvis]

51. What do you mean the modem isn't working?

Change those votes now or I'll have your *ss!!!

[merh]

52. kick

:kick:

[candice]

53. Don't forget to flip the votes at the central tabulator!

Did you get the default worked out right? Were the machines out for anyone and everyone to have the opportunity to mess with so that nothing can be proved? Pull this off and you get to be gov (as long as we still control the machines). Just curious, what do you have against your people? Is that slush fund hidden?

[RevCheesehead]

55. "Osama? Looks like we won't be needing you after all."

"Yeah, everything's under control. I'll call ya if I need ya. Mm.. MmHmm... Me, too. Thanks, sweetie! Toodles!"

[bleever]

57. And by the way hon, we're looking at Valentine's Day as our

next hot spot on the calendar...we'll be in touch...our best to Mullah Omar...oops, I mean if you know how to reach him, wink wink, nudge nudge...

[RevCheesehead]

58. "Look, Warren, I don't give a DAMN about your reputation.

...just repeat after me: 'The early exit polls were wrong.'
...well, too bad. THESE are the numbers, and we're going by them. Don't make me come up there!"

[me b zola]

59. The coup de tat before the gallows

was it worth it?

[anamandujano]

60. "Who's there?"

hope somebody gets this

[bleever]

65. Hint, please?

And I love your sig line!

Merry Christmas.

[anamandujano]

68. Bush is at the other end of the phone.

I got my smilies by following txindy's link.

[EuroObserver]

61. Q. Is that Mehlman standing behind Rove?

Working the phones as well as the net...

I found the Lexington article in the current Economist of interest:
http://economist.com/printedition/displayStory.cfm?Story_ID=3501269&bypass=1 {subscription}

"Karl Rove may have been the architect of Mr.Bush's victory -- the man with the strategic visions and the sweeping sense of history. But Mr. Mehlman was the mechanic who translated those strategic visions into reality. His main assets are an extraordinary command of detail (his colleagues dubbed him "Rain Man" becase he can reel off election statistics much as Dustin Hoffman, in the film, could calculate at a glance the number of toothpicks spilt from a box) and the iron discipline necessary to keep Mr. Bush's unruly army together."

(emphasis added)

Is someone being set up to take a fall here?

Subtitle would be, then, "Rain Man Called It."

[EuroObserver]

62. Any more Mehlman Info? n/t

[Nothing Without Hope]

63. I'll take anchovies, garlic, Ohio, Florida... (N/T)

[Scout1071]

64. "Yes, Lord Vadar, I understand, but we are doing all we can........."

[59sunburst]

66. It's all done but the counting, and we're doing the counting

Wink, wink. Nod, nod. Say no more. Say no more.

[mollyd]

67. "ALL ANIMALS ARE EQUAL, BUT SOME ARE MORE EQUAL THAN OTHERS"

[truthpusher]

69. Could you send up a pint of calves blood and a bowl of chicken hearts.