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...obviously they didn't want to trust their necks to it entirely. Would it work as advertised? Would it be as easy as all that? Old pols not trusting young buck techies.
So--combining several purposes, such as stuffing their friends' pockets with taxpayers' money, which then comes back to them in campaign contributions, and counting on Bush unpopularity in '04 (war, death, thievery, lying), they arranged, through the "Help American Votes Be Stolen Again Act," for BushCon ATM companies (Bush "Pioneers," big donors, B/C campaign chairs (!), and rightwing nut billionaires) to sell computer voting systems to the states, with machines that run on secret, proprietary source code (no public review), using Windows and C++ (highly insecure and hackable), and insisted that no paper trail was necessary (millions spent on wining and dining Dem and Repub Secretaries of State, strong arming and lying about any doubts, they got sued in California--so what?, Tom Delay preventing any reasonable controls by Congress).
A set up for fraud. An open bank vault. Walk in, steal the money, walk out. Completely undetectable. One hacker, a couple of minutes.
Tell us what you want, they said. 2%, 3%, 4% across the board? Or pick up %'s here and there around the country more randomly? Secure early win on the east coast, then all else is gravy? Most critical battleground states? Any extra state needed for Electoral vote? Want a couple of Senate seats, too?
But the Old Pols are wily, and put some other plans in place as well. Took much at stake.
Sproul, shredding Dem voter registration forms across the west, paid by the RNC.
Blackwell, ah, Blackwell, the irony! Give whitey plenty of voting machines, they'll vote up a storm for Bush. Deprive the colored folk, they'll have to go to work, take care of their kids, can't stand in line for 10 hours to vote (but some did). And make them register to vote on 80 lb. paper.
And Jeb. Jeb. Purge 'em all off the list ahead of time. Lose 50,000 absentee ballots in the mail two days before. Put the most incompetent, bought, manipulable people you can find in charge of the election. Call in the chips. (Re-program the chips!)
And they saw the grass roots Left coming, never before so united with the Democratic Party leadership. Thousands of volunteers. Fundraising like crazy on the Internet. Bruce Springsteen, Michael Moore! Couldn't divide and conquer them with the war. Couldn't smear Kerry, Americans weren't buying it. Everybody and his sister voting. This is THE election. One purpose: Throw the bastards out!
Kerry tied or ahead in the polls. Huge Dem voter registration. Dem campaigns feeling good, good. Unstoppable. Momentum. Bush a drooling idiot in the debates. Even the CIA alarmed. Defections. Whistleblowers. Consensus: Throw the bastards out!
And, sure enough, come Election Day: Exit Polls show big Kerry win all afternoon.
And the bastards saw all this, and put every plan into action:
Vote suppression: Short them on voting machines, use provisional ballot challenges, call felon lists (you'll be arrested), change their precincts without telling them, make them drive 30 miles to vote then challenge them, disappear their names from the poll lists, disqualify for voting at the wrong table (multiple precincts), etc. etc., AND
2% across the board, plus extra %'s here and there to secure battleground states, using central electronic tabulation machines with secret source code, PLUS pre-programmed touchscreens changing Kerry votes to Bush votes all day long, PLUS Triad taking care of punchcards...all stops out.
PLUS, get your friends at the networks to ALTER the Exit Poll figures on everybody's TV screens, by "adjusting" the Exit Polls to REFLECT the in-coming controlled electronic central vote tabulator "results," to make it appear that Bush was winning BOTH the Exit Polls AND the "official results" so that--unlike in the Ukraine--Americans DON'T KNOW there are two different results: Exit Polls-Kerry win. "Official results"-Bush win.
Nothing to compare. Everybody who is anybody agreed. Bush wins.
Continuity. Good of the country. Good sportsmanship. And since we whack anybody who is anybody who might conceivably cast doubt upon the most egregiously fraudulent election since Josef Stalin, i.e., CBS and planted document, let the "tinfoil hats" throw conniption fits about it on the Internet, we have that covered. (They're "tinfoil hats"--everybody who is anybody is agreed.)
And the war goes on. And the looting of the federal government goes on. Buy an island. Invite selected Democrats. Have a party.
However, the old pols were foolish to mess with black voters, and to violate the Voting Rights Act of 1965 so openly, so brutally. They didn't figure on John Conyers getting uppity about that.
Soulless bastards, really. Not a clue.
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