Good Vote Fraud Jokes

[Vinnie From Indy]

As long as we are fighting this battle for free and fair elections in the US, we should open as many fronts as possible. Humor has been used for thousands of years by the oppressed as a weapon and we should use it as well. Maybe we should start blasting Leno, Letterman and other late night comedians to include some vote fraud jokes in their monologues. I know the MSM probably has a clamp down on Shrub focused humor, but who knows.

Here is a funny joke I heard about voting for Bush.

A new bar in town just installed a robotic bartender and this new bartender could converse with any patron based on that persons IQ. The bar advertised their new robo-bartender heavily and one guy reads the ad but doesn't believe it. He decides to go down to the bar and see for himself. He enters the bar and asks for a drink. Robo-bartender asks him his IQ and the man says "I have an IQ of 165". The bartender starts pouring his drink and begins chatting about physics, chaos theory and rocket science. The man drinks his drink and leaves, but he returns a few minutes later wearing a different jacket. He asks Robo-bartender for a drink and the bartender again asks to know his IQ. The man says he has an IQ of 100 and the bartender pours him a drink and starts to talk about the weather, football and TV. The man leaves and returns with a hat on and asks for a drink. The bartender asks to know his IQ and the man says 65. The bartender pours him a drink and asks, "Did you vote for George Bush again this year"?

[Zan_of_Texas]

1. I got this button from a friend (Democrat) who works for Halliburton.

VOTE REPUBLICAN

The others ones don't count anyway.