a secret POWERFUL society of funloving beer guzzling good ol' boys and girls. You want to know where W was during his 'Lost Year' ? He was with us until we kicked his sorry butt outta our or-gan-i-zation and erased all a his brain cells.
And that movie "National Treasure" ? It's about where our ceremonial secret worshipful still was hidden.
Furthermore, E Clampus Vitus is behind many of the Dan Brown novel- inspiring secret society novels (remember "Angels and Demons" ?).
ECV has the Knights of Malta and the Illuminati a shakin and a quakin in their boots already. The Freemasons and Knight Templar recoil at the mere mention of our name. The streets of DC are oriented upon a Masonic grid pattern, but if you look real closely, you will see that the outhouses near the Smithsonian are shaped in pattern of the constellation Orion, much revered in Clamper lore (a 'shucky darn' moment for all the uninitiated). Be forewarned.
Even the CIA seeks to control them and former naval intelligence Lt. j.g. Bob Woodward is rumored to have tried to inflitrate to no avail, he is way way way overqualified for our illustrious assemblage. Won't comment on his partyin' pardner Bernstein, however, who's known to be ECV material, iffin' ya know what I mean. Wooderd can sip sherries with Greenspan, we'll take quaffs with Bernstein, especially after his Rolling Stone piece "The CIA and The Media" in Oct. 1977.
Former Redskins running back John Riggins is said to have made his famous remark "Lighten up, Sandy baby" after coming to a DC press club dinner after a Clamper lodge meeting and being seated next to Justice Sandra Day O'Connor. Way to go Johnny ! They can't take it with them and you show'd 'em.
http://www.townhall.com/columnists/jaybryant/jb20040721.shtmlThe Clampers do not solicit membership, so don't expect us to go a lookin' fer ya'll, ya hear ?
Signed
Grand Pobob of the East
http://www.sonnet.com/eqdir/clmpmain.htmlRepublicans are usually not allowed membership under ANY circumstances. Too judgemental and good judgement spoils a good time.
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - ECV member Benjamin Franklin, 1776.