Something very Important to remember before tomorrow's carnival!

[BigBearJohn]

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of sexually transmitted disease.

This disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior.
The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced "gonna re-elect him".

Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed for the past 4 years,in spite of having taken measures to protect themselves from this especially troublesome disease. Cognitive sequellae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea Lectim include, but are not limited to: Anti-social personality disorder traits; delusions of grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor; chronic mangling of the
English language; extreme cognitive dissonance; inability to incorporate new information; pronounced xenophobia; inability to accept responsibility for actions; exceptional cowardice masked by acts of misplaced bravado; uncontrolled facial smirking; ignorance
of geography and history; tendencies toward creating evangelical theocracies; and a strong propensity for categorical, all-or nothing behavior.

The disease is sweeping Washington. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed and baffled that this malignant disease originated only a few years ago in a Texas Bush

[New Earth]

1. LOL

hahahah

[meganmonkey]

2. Hee Hee

You always (well, usually) bring a smile to my face, BigBear!!!

:D

[greenmutha]

3. LOL! n/t

[seabeyond]

4. Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced "gonna re-elect him".

bah hahahahaha. that is the funniest. gonna share with some firends

[sinkingfeeling]

5. Very cute!! And True as well! n/t

[understandinglife]

6. Brilliant!!! And, the only cure; a dose of THE BUSH OPPOSITION!!!

:evilgrin:

[BigBearJohn]

7. Look at this

[BigBearJohn]

8. kick

[JoMama49]

9. And, a "condi" will not protect you from this STD! Too many

holes in it!

[livvy]

10. Ooooh....good one!

[zann725]

11. LOL! Thanks...we all needed that!

So little to laugh about these days.