The Nashua Advocate: The News Editor Gets Mad

[nashuaadvocate]

If there's one thing he doesn't like, it's Republican hypocrisy over the election reform issue.

(And yes, I am temporarily referring to myself in the third person).

The new article, all about a bogus election fraud "breakthrough" for Republicans in Missouri, can be found here.

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An excerpt:

A Case Study in G.O.P. Bathos: Republicans Cheer Irrelevant Voter Fraud Prosecution; In Other News, G.O.P. Calls Watching Paint Dry "Better Than Sex"

By THE NEWS EDITOR

Apparently, there is something conservative Red-Staters like more than runny-nosed, insincere cowboy music.

And that's a voter fraud prosecution which conveniently diverts attention from their preferred political party's nationwide campaign to defraud American voters.

Even Michelle Malkin -- so obviously disingenuous a political commentator she makes "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" look like unadulterated sheep-lard -- seems genuinely excited by a Missouri criminal conviction so inconsequential it barely rises beyond the level of serial jaywalking, wearing brown shoes with a black suit, or paying full-price for Cosmo at the supermarket.

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[PROGRESSIVE1]

1. kick

[dzika]

2. THE SENTENCE: Probation and community service

Community sanctions are very popular for punishing election fraud masterminds. I'm sure the Bureau of Justice Statistics has a study.


Read The Nashua Advocate article here:
http://nashuaadvocate.blogspot.com/2005/02/case-study-in-gop-bathos-republicans.html

[skids]

3. ROTFL

"Emphasis supplied, in order to make TGP look as stupid as his comments look...when, you know...you emphasize their essential quality: stupidity"

Your wit knows no bounds, sir. :yourock:

[davidgmills]

4. Keep it up Nash A

Now can you get the cattle prod to Air America. Shoot 'em a copy of the USCountVotes article and their response to criticisms of it.

Being a Republican is going to be tough from now on, Nash A.

If you had become a Plaintiff's PI lawyer like me, you would have found the switch much easier.

[Darknyte7]

5. Good piece man...

Keep up the great work.

[Chi]

6. "Real Perp-Walks [Coming Soon]."

Optimism is contagious,
thanx for the re-charge. 8)

[keepthemhonest]

7. What the hell

I can't believe how many dems have been charged with election fraud since the election, but as of yet, no REpukes that I have seen have gone down. What are we doing wrong? The bad guys seem to be winning, they get the headlines and everything. Evil is winning.