KOEB Thread (Friday)

[Clark2008]

:loveya:

[SharonRB]

1. Hi, Clark

:hi:

[BlueEyedSon]

2. WTF is "KOEB"? TIA nt

[SharonRB]

Keith Olbermann Estrogen Brigade

[LSparkle]

10. Hilarious!

Oh how I love Keith -- sign me up!

[SharonRB]

21. Welcome, LSparkle

All are welcome.

[Clark2008]

24. Hi Sparkle!

:hi:

Your first mission as a new KOEBer: learn how to post the floatie hearts!

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: for Keef!

[LSparkle]

51. Here goes ...

:loveya :loveya :loveya

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF!

(Did that work? Can't tell!)

[SharonRB]

59. You need colons after each loveya, too

[LSparkle]

88. I am officially a dork

:silly:

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

It's Friday afternoon and my brain has gone for the weekend! Success at last!

[sparky_in_ma]

103. Yes

You fit right in:pals:

[seito]

105. Congrats

You passed the initiation. A member of the KOEB, in good standing, must be able to produce the :loveya: at a moment's notice without the lookup table. :evilgrin:

Just kiddin :)

[RevCheesehead]

154. a member in good standing keeps the floaties on "paste" at all times.

like this:
:loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya:

[SharonRB]

363. So that's the trick!

[SharonRB]

137. Good job! Your're official now.

[Botany]

148. A new EDV of the KOEB .....

..... is fine by me.

Welcome!

:beer:

[LSparkle]

160. Thanks!

Here's to the KOEB!

:toast:

[merh]

79. Welcome LSparkle

Add the colon at the end of your "loveya's". They go before and after the phrase! :hi:

All are welcome to KOEB!

Sparky, where are you, I need a drink! How about a rum & coke!



:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: Keef :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[WhirlyGirl]

80. Hi, LSparkle!

I left a message for you about Monica N. on the Stephanie Miller thread. Monica is married, since last summer.

[BlueEyedSon]

56. So who is hotter, KO or JS (Daily Show)? nt

[RevCheesehead]

60. We don't go there. Not on this thread! n/t

[BlueEyedSon]

89. OK. But is there a JSEB?

And is it ok to like KO if you lean testosterony?

[RevCheesehead]

98. You're welcome to start any new thread you want.

Only floaty hearts for KO here!
:loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya:

And if ya lean testosteroni, I think the policy is "don't ask, don't tell."

[sparky_in_ma]

99. It's ok

I'm all man, and I like KO. Us guys have to serve drinks, clean up all the floaty hearts and drive those ladies home who drink too much. It don't pay money but it's not a bad gig.:toast:

[RevCheesehead]

108. and don't forget the power of transferrence.

How ya doin, barkeep?

Did ya see last night's thread, and surprise mug-shot?

[sparky_in_ma]

119. I loved it

I brought you a brandy and soda down thread. Missed you the other nite.

[RevCheesehead]

182. Thanks for the drink!

And it's great being missed! :hug:

[bleever]

248. Yeah sparks, don't forget the power of EDVs in beer goggles.

Last week I had one hanging on me calling me "bleef". Close enough!

:hi:

[sparky_in_ma]

253. LMAO Hi bleever

Aren't they so darn cute when they're drunk.

[gkhouston]

255. I wouldn't know since someone around here

never SERVES ME! :grr:

[sparky_in_ma]

263. OMG

I have no excuse for poor service. I'm buying all your drinks tonite.:toast:

[gkhouston]

wait a minute. This was just a ploy to get me sloshed, right?

It worked. :P

[sparky_in_ma]

273. of course it was

I get better looking and snarkier the more YOU drink.:evilgrin:

[gkhouston]

279. damn, you're right.

You're looking and sounding more like KO by the minute.

[sparky_in_ma]

298. It's working!

Happy dance:bounce:

[bleever]

303. Yeah, and you know what? They're cute when I'M drunk too!

This is how communities are built.

:)

[gkhouston]

308. one unplanned pregnancy at a time? n/t

[sparky_in_ma]

310. They're cute

when I'm sober also. I love fridays here.:toast:

[bleever]

324. You're right, sparks.

They are cute when you're sober.

And I like Fridays here too.

:hi: everybody!

Driving home real fast I suddenly realized that I'd forgotten I wouldn't actually be "seeing" you in "RL", even though it felt the same.

[Patsy Stone]

258. LOL

Do I know her? :)

[bleever]

307. Let me know if you do.

I've been trying to remember who it was.

:hi:

[seito]

268. ROFL

Bleef, Bleef, drooling floatie hearts. :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[bleever]

309. Gosh thanks, seito. And I didn't have to post any bleefcake.

:hi:

[Nothing Without Hope]

378. Geez, Bleef! You are in fine form tonight! Ward & June would be SO proud!

We don't need any bleefcake to be impressed by your cuteness, or any KOEB brew either, but it helps...
:toast:
To The Ties That Bind!!

And you're right - This is how communities are built!
:pals:

[bleever]

389. Gee Hope, don't let Ward and June know, but

:toast:

To The Ties That Bind!

[BlueEyedSon]

349. LOL!

[Patsy Stone]

112. I'd join the JSEB

If you're talking about Jon Stewart. He was my first husband. And we have plenty of testosterone here... You may need to wrassle though, sometimes it gets a bit rough. :hi: Welcome.

[crispini]

140. There really is a JSEB. Not here, though.

They write fanfiction about a real person. :scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared:

Taaaaaaacky, if you ask me. http://jseb.jonstewart.net/index.html

[Patsy Stone]

155. Nooooo

Creep-a-rama. I'll just lust from my couch like normal women. :)

Hey, crispi! :hi:

[crispini]

166. Hey Pats!

I know. It's kinda scary eh? That's the line right there that Shall Never Be Crossed. :scared:

[Patsy Stone]

173. Didja tell Stephie? LOL! n/t

[gkhouston]

176. eeyew, that is totally creepy

I can't even imagine writing fanfic about a real person. That's so stalkerish.

[BlueEyedSon]

435. I would wrassle Patsy Stone any day. Just 1 question....

Dronk or Suber?

[noamnety]

153. There's no JSEB

but they made a little group for themselves.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topics&forum=303

We opted (at least so far) to stay in the public eye as part of our recruitment efforts.

[sparky_in_ma]

71. Duck

only KO love is expressed here, the ladies will rip you up.:)

[bunny planet]

97. Hola Sparky!

[sparky_in_ma]

107. Hi Bunny

:toast:

[Patsy Stone]

127. I have much love to give (but not as much as those Ob/Gyns)

I don't discriminate based on something as petty as network affiliation. :hi:

:toast: Happy Friday.

[sparky_in_ma]

134. Hi Patsy

:toast:

[Patsy Stone]

163. Hey, snarky!

I started pouring without you... Sorry! :)

[sparky_in_ma]

177. I'm sorry I was slow

I'll get the next one for you.:toast:

[Patsy Stone]

191. Thanks -- Almost ready for a refill :)

"One Martini is not enough. Two Martinis is too much. Three Martinis is not enough." :)

[sparky_in_ma]

195. Ya got it

grey goose.:toast:

[Clark2008]

85. I like Stewart

but my :loveya: belongs to Keith.

:D

[sparky_in_ma]

139. Hi Clark

:toast:

[Clark2008]

157. Hi Sparky!

Are you the bartender tonight?

I need a hot toddy of some ilk - I have a nasty sinus infection that needs some alcoholic stimulation to move on out of my poor, battered head.

[sparky_in_ma]

171. I'll set you up

Sorry you're under the weather.:toast:

[Clark2008]

198. Thank you.

I don't feel so bad, really. I'm just so stopped up that food isn't appealing (great diet, if I were in a "glass-half-full" mood! LOL!) and I'm tired of sounding like Mr. Snufalufagus!

[sparky_in_ma]

219. : )

I'm sorry, I had to laugh at the mention of Snufalufagus. I could almost hear you. :pals:

[WhirlyGirl]

375. Agreed, Clark...

If Mr. Daily Show wrinkled his nose, for example, nothing would happen. There would be no palpitations.
I'd just think he was going to sneeze.

-----------
<< I like Stewart
but my :loveya: belongs to Keith. >> Clark

[bunny planet]

216. actually my hubbie looks like a combo of both so I'll post some floatie

hearts for him. Tall like KO, great hands, and a punim a lot like Jon's.
I am a lucky bunny.
:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[Patsy Stone]

244. You is!

Mine is very tall, but has a goyishe kup. :)

[bunny planet]

249. LOL!

[Nothing Without Hope]

13. Keith Olbermann Estrogen Brigade - but all estrogen levels are welcome!

You have to have a certain tolerance for floaty heart emoticons and discussions about neckties, but the news talk and the snark are excellent. It's a live-blog of Keith Olbermann's news program, and it's also a party. The special KOEB brew isn't bad, either -
:toast:

[sparky_in_ma]

61. Hi Hope

I'm in the 700 club, got to get out. I felt this inhuman urge to send Mann coulter a valentine and rip her bodice. I feel so unclean.:cry:

[gkhouston]

66. but then you could tell us whether she shaves or waxes

her chest

[sparky_in_ma]

81. ROFL

that would be a deal breaker.x(

[gkhouston]

even if we gave you hazmat gloves

and psychological counseling and lots of hugs afterwards?

[sparky_in_ma]

I'd need LOTS of floaty hearts, she's vile.

[gkhouston]

Poor Sparks. It makes you feel bad just thinking about it, doesn't it?

Here... :hug:

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[sparky_in_ma]

146. Awww.....

that's better. I felt so unclean for a moment:hug:

[RevCheesehead]

117. Too. damned. funny!

Where's one of those ROFLMAO smileys when you need them?

[seito]

Here ya go

[bleever]

254. If sparky even touches Annthrax, it's a full body shave and a

long bath in bleach before he's allowed back in.

He deserves better. At least I hope.

:)

[gkhouston]

260. yeah, the bleach part sounds truly horrible

and we'd miss his stache.

on edit: hey bleever, are you up for it? }(

[bleever]

291. Alas, the power of bleever is such that she would incinerate

if she got within 20 yards of my blazing sincerity.

And it would not smell good, I'm betting.

:)

[sparky_in_ma]

270. I'm ok now

I checked out some of the KOEB pictures from new years. I feel much better.:) And bettyellens belly dance

[seito]

282. Luckily, I have been trained in chemical decontamination procedures

I have the monitoring equipment set up already. If the M8 alarm goes off, you all know what to do. We are already at MOPP 4 and ready to receive patients.

[sparky_in_ma]

286. I don't know about that

I don't even let my doc at my MOPP 4:(

[seito]

297. Then ya better stay away from

Mann Coulter. That's all I got to say. We would have to decontaminate you for your own good.

[sparky_in_ma]

300. I feel better

the good estrogen level here is more powerful than her testosterone.

[Nothing Without Hope]

116. Oooh, gk, you've really got snark tonight! LMAO!

but I think it's neither - it's all polyfluorinated hydrocarbons.

[bunny planet]

222. ROFLMAO

[Nothing Without Hope]

100. Evenin' Sparky! I would keep my distance from Coulter-bot

She'll get you with that big venom sac -- often mistaken for a male adam's apple -- in her throat. Then you would be a hell of a lot worse off than unclean!!! I'm sure her bodice is made of polyflourinated hydrocarbons anyway, you'd just slip right off it.

Now the bodices in KOEB land are just dandy, the real thing, so do your worst!

:toast:

[sparky_in_ma]

125. I'm in a

bodice ripping mood. No....stay back Ann:mad:

[Nothing Without Hope]

185. YOW!!! Here, have an emergency Guinness and a FH infusion...

:beer:

:loveya: :loveya: Sparky :loveya: :loveya:

See, friends don't let friends rip Coulter bodices! Just to be safe, maybe you'd better have another Guinness
:beer:

Feeling mellow yet?

[sparky_in_ma]

192. Much better

I had no idea how bad the 700 club was. I almost posted on an anti-Kerry thread.;-) Now, back to ripping KOEB bodices.:evilgrin:

[gkhouston]

203. if you ask nicely...

we'll unfasten them for you... or is ripping more fun?

[sparky_in_ma]

223. I'll buy new ones

sometimes you just can't wait.:7

[Nothing Without Hope]

278. Whew! That was close! Welcome back to the land of SANE insanity!

Hmmm... between gk and me, you've just had 3 Guinnesses...so what are you singing? And remember, we have innocent ears! ;)

(and the sound of ripping bodices and rowdy lyrics fills the air...)

Another successful rescue accomplished! :toast:

[sparky_in_ma]

302. A song from my favorite

metal band. "Dirty deeds done dirt cheap"

[gkhouston]

199. uh oh....

after Sparky gets a couple in him he starts singing... oh, what the hell. Have another, Sparks. You've had a bad trauma. :beer:

[seito]

193. Ewwwwwww

If you do, please post a warning.

[sparky_in_ma]

201. : )

It's cool now, Hope talked me out of it. Just a horrible side effect of the 700 club.:scared:

[seito]

227. We will help you out of that club

Just stick with the KOEB :) and you won't even need gloves :evilgrin:

[sparky_in_ma]

234. LOL

I feel safe with you. It's a mean world out there. Especially in GD. I was going to go out there but got:scared: I'm a lover, not a fighter.

[Botany]

245. Sparky

Not enough booze in the world to make me want
to be anywhere near that skank.

:puke:

From what I can tell more than a few EDVs of the KOEB
have all but given you the green light to rip their bodices.

So go for it.

and have one on me :beer:

[sparky_in_ma]

259. Hi Botany

It's only because of being in the 700 club. Ya get weird urges. I even wanted to do drugs with Rush for awhile.:silly:

[gkhouston]

267. Sparks, if you're going to be around Rush

you're gonna need the drugs.

[Sydnie]

287. Hey Botany did you see

the special "gift" troubleinwinter made for you last night?

[Botany]

296. Yes, but not with Clinton

I sent her a PM thanking her.

She will be mine.

:beer:

[Sydnie]

281. Ewwwww just Ewwwwwwwwwwww

I don't even want to consider the visual of you doing THAT to HER/IT!

What could possibly be waiting under there to be exposed anyway?

:puke: Just :puke:

[sparky_in_ma]

306. No problem

The ladies did an intervention.:)

[Sydnie]

Good! They need to keep you safe in SPITE of yourself! LOL

Gotta run out for a few minutes and get my daughter. Glad I don't have to take that visual with me!

See ya in a few!

[greenmutha]

3. Hi Clark 2008! Hi KOEBers!

And Hi Keef! :hi: :loveya: :loveya:

[crispini]

4. Howdy!

oooooo... THAT's a nice tie. Another new one, eh? :loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya:

[RevCheesehead]

16. I love that tie!

Oh, he is truly good eye-candy tonight! :loveya:

[bunny planet]

33. No he has worn this one before. I know because it gave me

premature floataculations the last time he wore it.
Sigh!

[RevCheesehead]

45. excuse me, rabbit... are we missing something here???

:loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya:
:loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya:
:loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya:

[bunny planet]

70. Oh I posted those already Rev but here's some more.

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

Please don't call us rabbits, we are bunnies.

[Patsy Stone]

63. Scrumdidiliumptious...

hey, bunny :hi:

[bunny planet]

82. Hey Pats!

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

144. So, nu? :) n/t

[bunny planet]

164. Fabu dahlink! How's by you?

[Patsy Stone]

220. So good. But about to be descended upon

by husband bearing stories of his day...

Oh, doesn't he get it? :loveya: KO!

[bleever]

314. You need the strong, silenter type..............n/t

:)

[Patsy Stone]

323. Not a bad suggestion, but too late...

Stories in full swing and remote in hand. :hi:

[gkhouston]

328. Patsy, remote controls do not make good blunt instruments for

bludgeoning people... they leave too many identifying marks. Try a rubber mallet next time. Preferably a white one.

[sparky_in_ma]

330. Hmmm....

You seem to have some experience at this.:scared:

[gkhouston]

335. Who me? I'm a total innocent. I've never hurt anyone.

Come on over here and let me reassure you. O8)

[Patsy Stone]

338. Icicles work well I hear...

But I wouldn't know. :evilgrin:

[bleever]

347. So...would that be your first husband, or...never mind....

:scared:

[gkhouston]

355. Offing your husband: update on the sherry enema story

Did anyone see the latest twist in the story of the Lake Jackson woman charged with negligent homicide for giving her husband that sherry enema? She's now claiming that she didn't give him the enema; that he did it himself and did this sort of thing all the time. Allegedly, this was something his mother had done to him from early childhood and he was more or less addicted to the practice and had given himself enemas with alcohol before. The adult children from a previous marriage are claiming that the wife destroyed the husband's will; wife is claiming no such will existed.

And I am so glad this is happening in Brazoria county and not in Harris county, where I live...

[sparky_in_ma]

364. Ewwww...

that whole story is just so wrong.

[gkhouston]

365. and believe me, that is slightly less gross that the version

in yesterday's Chronicle. Do yourself a favor; don't read it.

[SharonRB]

371. Eeeewwwwww -- TMI, TMI

I can't even imagine!

I'm baaaaaaack from my call. Sounds like it's still going strong out here. Since it's Friday, I can stick around a while.

[sparky_in_ma]

377. Hi

I can't even go there.:scared:

[SharonRB]

388. Why would anyone want to?

[gkhouston]

400. believe me, there was more in the article

those were just the low-lights.

[Patsy Stone]

397. Noooo

Jon Stewart appears on my TV every night at 11 p.m. He's doing just fine. :)

[bleever]

334. Don't mute, just put the volume down real low...

And I'm amazed you have a remote that works on your spouse.

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

Oh, if you could invent that

You'd be RICH! Here in the KOEB alone, you'd make millions. :)

[bleever]

343. So far, the closest science has come is: a beer and a sandwich.

Stupid science.

[Patsy Stone]

351. Oh, hey bleever.

I didn't even see you there...

[bleever]

362. Keys, please.

Just hand 'em over.

:)

[RevCheesehead]

356. Well, then, would you like a turkey sandwich?

And here's to science: :toast:

[bunny planet]

38. Oh and hi Crispini.

:hi:

[crispini]

55. Hi Bunny!

:loveya:

[seito]

47. Hey lady

:hi:

[sparky_in_ma]

Hi seito

:hi:

[seito]

159. Hey sparky

:pals:

Nice to see ya.

[Clark2008]

5. OK - where is everyone?

I thought the other KOEB thread was more about Stephanie Miller than our daily meeting. ;)

Besides - it's already at 40-something posts. Would get too long for us dial-uppers.

[Der Blaue Engel]

12. Reporting for duty!

:D

Keef: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[seito]

53. I love it when the KOEB reports, properly equipped

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[Der Blaue Engel]

Hi, seito!

:hi:

Never leave home without 'em: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[Nothing Without Hope]

168. LOL, "properly equipped"! Let's see... FHs, bodices, mugs, shot glasses..

...and SNARK! am I leaving anything important out?

Hi judo lady!
:hi:

[seito]

186. Hi Hope

:hi:

I think you hit all of the mandatory items. :evilgrin: and a twisted sense of humor might also be advised.

[RevCheesehead]

187. Pool pics!!!

[Miami Liberal]

386. Out of all the pool pics in this thread

Keef's my fave! Be still my beating heart.:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[WhirlyGirl]

101. WhirlyGirl here!

Hi Clark and everyone!

Hello my adorable Keith! <sigh> :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[sparky_in_ma]

129. Hi WhirlyGirl

[WhirlyGirl]

135. Hi, Sparky!

[RevCheesehead]

6. Good evening, everyone!

I'm here in real time tonight!

For Keith: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[crispini]

Hi Rev! Our paths cross for once!

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

28. Hi, Crispi!

How ya doin' tonight, woman? :hi:

[crispini]

156. Hadda glass of wine, I'm feelin' fine.

Friday night; it's relaxin' time. Woohoo!

[sparky_in_ma]

181. Hi crispini

:toast:

[crispini]

225. Hi Sparky!

:toast:

[Patsy Stone]

11. Hey, Rev!

I wasn't supposed to be, but I am -- what we do for KO! :hi:

:loveya:

[RevCheesehead]

19. Yes, you ARE supposed to be here!

Karma, the fates, God, whomever... perhaps Sparky or Bleever...

you will appear at 8 pm EST, M-F.

[Patsy Stone]

Drawn like a moth to a flame...

I was supposed to be at a b-day party, but he's old without me there, so here I am. And, you're right -- it's karma. :)

:hi: sparky and bleever and Botany (she will be yours -- NGU!).

[seito]

40. Resistance is futile

:evilgrin:

[Patsy Stone]

52. Assimilate!

Hey, seito! The devil made me do it. :evilgrin:

But I wouldn't know anything about it, and even if I did, I wouldn't be able to talk about it, because I don't know about anything that I wouldn't be talking about. :hi:

[seito]

68. Don't forget to "categorically deny" it

..cuz I'm not hiding nuffin.

[Patsy Stone]

96. Nooooo

Then I'd have to be Condi -- that ain't happening. I'm MUCH cuter.

Not.Hidin.Nuffin.

And, that smiley looks like a promo for Win, Lose or Draw. :)


The bar is open -- Sweetie, darling.

[seito]

31. HI Rev

:hi:

Keef mmmmmmmm :loveya:

[RevCheesehead]

49. seito! nice to see ya!

:hi:

[noamnety]

7. Hi everyone!

I'm still sulking over yesterday's trashing of the art world, but I'm tuning in anyway.

[bunny planet]

239. I missed it last night. He trashed the art world. Heaven forbid.

[Patsy Stone]

8. Only in South Florida...

We rule when it comes to psychos!

Hi, showed up anyway. Couldn't stay away; reality has really lost its charm since the KOEB! :hi:

:loveya:

ed: misplaced apostrophe, D'oh!

[gkhouston]

35. we're real

real strange, but real nonetheless.

[Patsy Stone]

But we're well-meaning

and some of us are even drinking and ripping bodices... How bad can that be? LOL!

[Miami Liberal]

9. Hi all!

For those of you who haven't seen Stephanie Miller's message to the KOEB go here. She was nice enough to email this photo sent to her by a listener of her radio show.



http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=203x324126#324309

[Clark2008]

17. Like we're supposed to believe a supermarket tabloid?

Nice try, Stephanie! :crazy:

LMAO!
(And people around here think we're bad!)

[RevCheesehead]

23. Keith would not wear a bow tie.

He'd go with the stripey one - an ascot? (whatever ya call it).

I hate to admit it, but they DO make a cute couple.

[Nothing Without Hope]

26. OMG, that's funny!!!! Somebody sure had lots of Photoshopping time! n/t

This is a delight! Thanks for the links.

Concubines, eh? That's the first time this relationship term has been introduced into the ongoing KOEB-KO relationship discussion. What a concept!
:evilgrin:

[RevCheesehead]

14. This baby story really is something.

Is this a case of post-partum depression, or what?

And why does society make mothers feel so guilty about giving up their babies? We should be making this easier on them, not harder.

[SharonRB]

18. I thought these safe harbor laws were supposed to make it easier

[Patsy Stone]

25. Comination of that and chemical imbalance

This happens here (not quite this) way too often. That other story (Sarah Brady) happened when I was in NYC -- nowhere near KO, and I wouldn't admit it if I was. ;)

Also, Steph, I'd sue whoever put you in that ugly wedding gown. Haven't they ever heard of Vera Wang? OMG! :hi:


:loveya:

[SharonRB]

34. I met Vera Wang last year and have a picture of me with her

and a couple of other people. She's the tiniest thing I've ever seen. And really, really sweet. Her gowns are so fabulous -- simple and classy.

[Patsy Stone]

74. Hey, Sharon

Good to see you. Vera is soooo cool. Her clothes are gorgeous.
:hi:

[SharonRB]

94. Good to see you, too, Patsy

:hi:

[Clark2008]

41. Vera Wang...

I got the nicest present from the Knoxville for Clark coordinator for my hard work: a largish bottle of Vera Wang perfume.

Too bad my nose is too stopped up to smell it right now.

[SharonRB]

54. I'm not wild about her perfume, but her gowns are another story

[gkhouston]

44. PPD shouldn't hit that fast

this was hours after delivery. The real whammy takes a couple of days to catch you. Although she may have been circling the drain before she went into labor.

[Katidid]

15. Hi Clark and All ...

I just read in Bloggerman that, OMG - Keef got hurt, "I came to bat once, and got hit in the ass with a pitch"

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6210240/

Damn, where was I, I coulda kissed it and made it better! I wonder if it still hurts. For you Keefer :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[Clark2008]

22. Those Olbermanns need to stay away from baseball parks...

His mother, Marie (I think - Mary - maybe?) got beamed with a bat during a Major League baseball practice she attened with Keith.
He kept the bat, btw.

(And, no, I don't remember the whole story - it was a few years ago. I'm doing well to remember this much!)

[Patsy Stone]

431. Chuck Knoblauch: Yankees

Second baseman:

"Try not to take out any senior citizens tonight," said another, probably referring to an errant throw by Knoblauch that struck Marie Olbermann, the mother of sportscaster Keith Olbermann.

http://www.findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m1208/is_27_224/ai_63323408

[Catchawave]

20. Back from Florida...

...and many floatie hearts behind, but I did see THE TIE Show :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[gkhouston]

27. Checking in... is it "wacko women" night or what?

and if so, I guess a story on Condi must be coming up soon...

[bunny planet]

29. Yo, Yo, Yo, fellow vixens. I am finally able to be here.

KO is wearing my fav suit tonight, and what can I say about the purple tie except.........

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[RevCheesehead]

73. Hi there, Thumper!

Nice to see ya in real time again! :hi:

[bunny planet]

75. Hey there Rev.

[seito]

87. Bunny, Happy Friday

Keef is all dressed up for the party :party:

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[bunny planet]

92. I noticed.

Hi Seito! I missed all of you this week. Too much work and real life stuff. I want my KOEB.

:hi:

[seito]

169. When real life sucks

I turn to the KOEB

:loveya::loveya: :loveya:

[noamnety]

30. Will he do the dean story

without referencing the scream?

I wish everytime they talked about Bush, they started with a clip of the My Pet Goat scene, which seems a hell of a lot worse. I don't get the hangup with a politician yelling at a rally.

(still ticked off at the last hour of news here)

[Greylyn58]

32. Checking In for a Countdown Hoedown

Come on Keith "Let's Dance"! :party:

Looking good handsome!!!

:hi: Ladies of the KOEB




:loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

on edit: forgot my floaty hearts

[Patsy Stone]

37. Welcome, greylyn

If you ask him reallly nicely, he may slow dance with you. :)

[noamnety]

76. Countdown hoedown

I dreamed of chatting brilliantly about politics and Putin
Enjoying flavored coffee, and muffins free of gluten
I tried to stalk Keith Olbermann, just on a lark
and got lost in a maze of orange gates at Central Park.

[crispini]

95. LOL! Brilliant, lwfern! nt

[noamnety]

114. Thanks! Stephanie will be mine!

oops, sorry, I got carried away. I'm just used to seeing that after every poem in these threads. :D

[Botany]

265. Do you want a poem?

and what might you be willing to do if I
wax poetically for you?


:bounce:


I mean can you make Steph jealous? I mean just for my sake
we have to "act" like it is meaningful. KO might come and rescue you too.

[Clark2008]

122. Wow! You could give Collin and Ryan a run for their money!

[Greylyn58]

142. OMG!!!

That is incredible!!! I love it!!!

Best hoedown ever!!!! Well done!!!

:toast: :bounce:

[seito]

240. lol

Keef will not be able to resist our charm, wit and beauty much longer.

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[WhirlyGirl]

402. That was extremely...

... IMPRESSIVE, fern! .:bounce:

---------
<<
"Countdown Hoedown"

I dreamed of chatting brilliantly about politics and Putin
Enjoying flavored coffee, and muffins free of gluten
I tried to stalk Keith Olbermann, just on a lark
and got lost in a maze of orange gates at Central Park.
>> Iwfern

[RevCheesehead]

36. Where's our bartender?

tap..tap..tap..

I'm thirsty.

[sparky_in_ma]

43. Brandy and soda

coming up Rev.:toast:

[Botany]

39. Bad News

At least 2 EDVs of the KOEB have given their blessing for
MY STEPH and KO to hook up.

I am wounded to my quick. Guess I will :cry: and :beer:

Not to out them but their initials are M.L. & W.G.

Girls clean up your own estrogen O.D.s

[gkhouston]

62. Botany, you moron

haven't you ever noticed that when well-meaning friends try to push a couple together it poisons the relationship before it ever has a chance to get off the ground? They're helping you.

[Botany]

78. Sure they are trying to help.

Help your Keith and my Steph get it on in front of us all.

Stephanie :loveya: Miller

[sparky_in_ma]

86. You're in the game

the ladies are doing right by you.:thumbsup:

[Patsy Stone]

106. Stick with us, kid...

We get results! :hi:
Cheers! :toast:

[gkhouston]

161. honey, if he was "my Keith" I wouldn't be lending him out

to anyone! That's just some photoshopping that Stephanie's had done to make you jealous, and it's working. Now you want her more than ever. She's a wily one, no?

[bleever]

332. No lending; leasing is the way to go on this one. n/t

[gkhouston]

337. I wouldn't lease him, either. I'm greedy.

You don't let go of a Good Thing like that, once you've got it.

[flyarm]

67. ahhhh botany...nothing is worth it...

without a good fight....don't give up..get up brush your ego off ..and fight for stephanie!!!

come on...you can do it...swish her off her feet!!

write her a poem..we women get all mushy with that...

tell her why she needs you!!

come on botany...you the man!!

fly :hi: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[Botany]

104. I could spray her with the sex spray KO .....

..... just talked about.

I did talk to her today on the Radio and said "Floaty Hearts" and she
"Floaty Hearts" back.

Do you think having her contact my ex is a good idea?

For the EDVs of the KOEB :beer:

[noamnety]

206. Contacting the ex is a GREAT idea

If your real one is kinda sucky, you could pay me to be the ex.

I would talk you up like nobody's business.

[sparky_in_ma]

230. You could start a business

pretend to be someones ex and talk them up. I see money making potential.:toast:

[Miami Liberal]

69. Hey Botany, I mentioned you to Steph in the emails

I tried my best buddy. Don't give up hope, KO is not hers yet.

[Botany]

233. No you are setting 'em up ......

.... true? Just because KO will not happen for you ....
why hurt my chances w/ Steph?



Stephanie :loveya: Miller

[Miami Liberal]

246. If I could set anyone up with KO it would be me

but it ain't happening and as much as I like Steph, if she keeps announcing on air how KO will be her future husband, it's not happening for her either. Once she realizes the truth, she will have no other choice but fall into your buff arms.

She might be yours!

[RevCheesehead]

90. I'll get the rope - you find the tree.

shame on them all. shame. :spank:

[flyarm]

42. late but here..hi all koeb'ers...hugs to you all!!

:grouphug: :grouphug: :grouphug: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :hi:

hello all sweet koeb 'ers!!!

fly

[crispini]

72. hi fly!

:hug:

[flyarm]

102. hi sweetie crispini!!

:hug: :hug: :hug: back at cha!!

fly

[crispini]

46. So I finally started watching local news again

after nothing but Countdown for months. OMG, it's HORRIBLE.

- car crash
- car crash
- shooting
- car crash
- traffic report
- fluff piece on doughnuts
- 10 minutes of sports.

and the sets were HORRIBLE, the music SUCKED, and the anchors were FUGLY. Damnit, where the hell am I gonna find out what's going on with the city council race? :mad:

Keith :loveya: and Countdown, you have SPOILED me.

[Clark2008]

48. Skeletor visits Iraq

People ran screaming before they realized that it was Def. Sec. Donald "Rummy" Rumsfeld and not the Grim Reaper.
But, then, what's the difference?
:shrug:

[gkhouston]

236. LOL. Obviously the sinus ick hasn't impaired your snark.

I've never heard Rummy referred to as Skeletor before, but I won't be able to get it out of my head now!

[Miami Liberal]

50. Loooove the suit, shirt and tie

The whole package looks scrumptious on him. :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[fooj]

57. Keef...Will you be our Valentine?

We ought to keep him busy!!!:loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[crispini]

65. here ya go....

[fooj]

120. Crispini...you are AWESOME!!! Where did you get THAT idea?

[crispini]

228. Hee hee

Here ya go, go to town:

http://www.acme.com/heartmaker/

[Clark2008]

174. That is adorable!

Mind if I use that for my avatar on V-Day?

*sniff* It's the closest I'll get to any love candy on V-day. :cry:

[crispini]

251. Just buy yourself the candy, you'll feel better.

i'm gonna get myself a nice bar of Scharffenberger extra dark chocolate.... 82% cacao, yummmmmmmmmmm. :7

[gkhouston]

275. that sounds wonderful. Don't know what I'm doing for VD.

Hubby and I were going to go to the restaurant where we had our 0th date, but we both have miserable colds now and given how long it took our little princess to get over hers, we don't expect we'll want a night on the town by Monday. And I have jury duty Tuesday morning. :(

[crispini]

301. Sounds like a good night

to romantically order in and watch a DVD. Sometimes that no-pressure stuff can be way fun too. And you can spend the evening in your jammies, always nice.

[gkhouston]

321. yeah, especially since my husband wears the same kind of

jammies that Keef does. :smoke:

[RevCheesehead]

381. or out, as the case may be. n/t

[seito]

317. Sorry, but I read your title out of context and LMAO

When I see VD, Valetine's day is not the first thing that pops into my brain. :silly:

[gkhouston]

325. oh, yeah, I really wanted to get a dose of the clap from that

special someone in my life. Tee hee!

[sparky_in_ma]

366. : )

:hug:

[SharonRB]

376. Hey Sparky,

Can you be a dear and fix me a Grey Goose Cosmo?

[sparky_in_ma]

379. Most certainly

Glad you made it back.

[SharonRB]

385. Thank you kindly, sir

It gets pretty wild out here after hours. I don't usually stick around.

[sparky_in_ma]

391. It's safe

I'll walk you home.:pals:

[RevCheesehead]

58. Oh, goodie. A church full of clowns.

How will I be able to tell them from the regular folk? :evilgrin:

[Der Blaue Engel]

91. SHUDDER

Clowns? Eww, where? I'm a cube rat still at work, you must share this evil news so that I can be horrified.

:scared:

[RevCheesehead]

180. some church in England...a funeral for a clown.

I think "Chuckles" here:

"A little song, a little dance - a little seltzer down your pants."

[fooj]

64. Love is in the air, ladies!

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[Clark2008]

77. The so-called "mainstream media"

complete with little fingered quotation marks.

LOL!

[New Earth]

165. Keith did that?

LOL he rules. can't watch him tonite, Rugrats are on :crazy:

[crispini]

83. Oh, man, that UFO. I want one!

KO still snarking about Christo.... (shakes head) well, :loveya: anyway.

Naked karaoke? :wtf:

[Clark2008]

136. We have one - well, it's just a singular piece of styrofoam

with a fan in it and a remote control - I've played with it more than my son. LOL!

[SharonRB]

84. How did I know he was going to say that about

Christo's artwork? LOL

[Greylyn58]

93. That is so cool!!!

I want one of those UFO flyer.

Wow!!! Think KO really hates that Cristo display in Central Park? Wants to use the UFO to attack it. Too funny!! I laughed out loud when he said that.

:evilgrin:

[SharonRB]

109. Me, too.

[flyarm]

123. woo wooooo look at those polls...gotta love it

where are those gallop liars??? woolf...where are those polls of yours?? remember the 9% more repugs cnn and gallop polled?? yeah we know wolf...its why we can't stand your guts..and just ..

looooooooovvvvvvvvveeeeeeeee k.o.:loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

wooooooooooooooooooo love those polls....


45 approve...well those have to be the inbreds!!

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


fly:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :grouphug: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[Miami Liberal]

110. Go Dean! Go Dean! Go Dean!

Ugh! Howie Whineman talking about Dean.

For KO :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

For Dean :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[Kolesar]

115. Fineman actually said something that was not moronic

Dean has a record of fiscal conservative

[Kolesar]

141. Wasn't Senator Coleman one of the Monkees?

[noamnety]

179. Too funny!

separated at birth, for sure.

[bleever]

295. Coleman is the love-child of Mickey Dolenz and Eddie Haskell.

:7

And, I did some time in MN at a college where Peter Tork had once fleetingly been a student.

This has been another bleever history minute.

:)

[RevCheesehead]

312. Oh, man - I was SOoooo in love with Peter Tork!

Of course, I was in kindergarten at the time. But Peter was the one.

Now I lean to Mike Nesmith - besides, he's got the $$.

[bleever]

341. I could just sniff that Liquid Paper all day.

:hi: Rev!

Still laughing about that Wisconsin Weasel Piss!

[RevCheesehead]

367. So, Bleev, just how is it that you are acquainted with our ancient brews?

Are ya from around here, or was your family gifted with "bad beer" taste?

:hi:

[bleever]

372. Raised outside Chicago, beyond the far frontiers of Skokie,

("stupid Illinois Nazis"), grandparents and vacations in WI (not to mention bike touring), college (and more bike touring) in MN.

In fact, I've even been accused of having an accent!

Here in California, I am not judged.

:)

[bleever]

383. P.S.: still revered in my home town as champion punter in my

division.

Could have dominated in the NFL.

[sparky_in_ma]

390. Was that an O'Liely?

:)

[bleever]

392. Listen pal, you can take your fair and balanced crap and shove

it up your...I mean, thanks, appreciate all points of view here...

Sparks, I hope you can drive, otherwise we're gonna have to pull all the cots out of storage, and try to find enough blankets for everyone.

[sparky_in_ma]

398. LOL

No problem driving, I had to slow down. You're on top of your game tonite also. Everyone seems real sharp tonite.

[gkhouston]

404. I finally got to hear that today. Amazingly funny stuff.

Wish we could clone Keith. And O'Lielly... do you think he has some sort of degenerative brain disease? Or is he just a general-purpose degenerate?

[sparky_in_ma]

406. Hey, didn't know you were still up

O'Lielly is a very smug, very sick man. If he ever married Mann Coulter, their offspring would truely bring the "End of Days". If blivet** doesn't do it first.

[gkhouston]

408. I'm up. Had to get the Princess down. She stayed up far

too late, playing with the kids across the street (the kids spend most of the week with their two mommies and the weekends with their two daddies so my little one is always excited to see them show up on Fridays). She was so wound up it took both of us to get her to settle; dad does not fare well in bedtime confrontations.

I was kind of hoping that Coulter isn't fertile, since I truly wonder whether she's 46XX. And I really would rather not picture O'Lielly doing anything associated with reproduction, thank you very much, unless we're talking about running a photocopier.

[sparky_in_ma]

412. That's cute

I never had children,didn't work out when I was married. You're so lucky. That's one of the few regrets I have.

I don't see Coulter being fertile, that's barren soil.

[gkhouston]

415. You wanna kill those regrets? Borrow my kid for a week.

On the good days, we talk about having another. On the bad days, I wonder why we had the one we did, so I guess we're typical parents. :-) :-)


I don't think we'll ever know about Coulter's fertility; it's hard to imagine anyone ever wanting to get that close. Actual skin contact with Coulter privates... :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:

[seito]

409. LOL

You are on top of your game tonight sparky. The thought of either of those two procreating, let alone with each-other :scared:

[sparky_in_ma]

414. The movie

will be found in the horror section. Instead of a pacifier it would have a loofah. To quote Marlon Brando "the horror, the horror"

[Patsy Stone]

410. If they didn't land BEHIND the line of scrimmage...

Ooh, sorry.... :)

[Patsy Stone]

121. Did someone say Howard Dean?

[Miami Liberal]

126. Oh, you know what I like!

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

:hi:

[Miami Liberal]

132. This homeland security expert lady

gets on my nerves. She smiles too much while discussing these seriously disturbing issues.

Not to mention, she's got WAY too much lipstick on.

[noamnety]

162. Are there any women on this show

that the KOEB approves of?

[Miami Liberal]

175. Not really

We don't like to see him around ANY woman. :)

[merh]

145. Hello Patsy!

Are those bedroom eyes or what?

Do you think gets jealous when we post others in his adulation thread? I don't, I think he is man enough to appreciate women that appreciated good men!

Where is sparky? I am parched, can't seem to get a drink. The place is buzzing tonight!


:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: Keef :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[Patsy Stone]

213. I think he understands that we can love many...

Here you go, I'll pour... Hi, merh!

[seito]

147. Is there a heat wave

crossing the Mid Atlantic region. I could sit in that DNC chair :evilgrin:

Did I just say that out loud. Nope, and I deny even thinking it.

[Patsy Stone]

304. OMG! Who's voice was that?

I didn't hear that -- and even if I did, I'd categorically deny it! :evilgrin:

[Clark2008]

150. That reminds me!

I have a new one of Clark!



Got it the other day. *sigh*

[Miami Liberal]

167. Hubba hubba

I don't think my brain can handle all these fine Democratic men with most of their clothing off. :wow:

[RevCheesehead]

209. Hey, Clark - I misplaced the original one you posted...

could you post a copy for me, pretty-please?

[Clark2008]

224. You got it!

I'm more than happy to oblige!

[bunny planet]

277. He's got to be holding his stomach in. It is a crime to look this good at

his age. Ouch!

[fooj]

429. Geez...he's dreamy...

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[crispini]

Dean story was great..

he really nailed the big picture there. Managed to wrap up all of it in one bit.

LOL, the Ob-Gyn remark. BWAH!

And now he's covering the "Real ID" act! Yaaaaaaaaay! We HAVE to kill this, ya'll. Sounds horrible.

[crispini]

111. The blivet** poll numbers dropped?

I thought there was something recently that said they'd gone up? Maybe that was last month's numbers?

[noamnety]

The higher polls were Gallup

Which oversampled republicans by 9%.

I think I saw this one oversampled democrats.

In other words, both polls are useless. I wish they would show the breakout everytime they reported this crap. I sent KO some hatemail (erh, well, it may have included a gush about loving the show) but still complaining about him not showing the methodology of the gallup poll.

[flyarm]

131. no crispini it was the lying cnn/gallop trollops!! n/t

[SharonRB]

113. Duh! These poll numbers make way more sense than

the ones I saw the other day.

[seito]

128. Who was it that did that other poll

Oh wait, never mind :eyes:

Gallup is to polls what Faux is to news.

[flyarm]

149. cnn/gallop and they finally admitted they polled 9% more repugs

than anyone else !!

yeah they are non partisan!!

hey wolf nazi...we still can't stand your guts..!!!:evilfrown: :evilgrin: :puke: :dunce: :nuke: :thumbsdown:


but we loveeeee...keef!!!:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

fly

[Botany]

133. The poll #s you saw by Gallup were a Rove special

Gallup had 10% more repugs polled in their sample.

bush got his ass kicked in the election and the polls prove it.

:kick:

With mangate it will get worse.

[Patsy Stone]

293. Don't even POST the "R" word here.

With all the love in this thread, there's no room for pure, unadulterated evil!

:loveya: KO

[Botany]

420. Yes mam

n/t

[seito]

118. Arghhhhhhh Fineman

:puke:

I can't stand him, no matter what he says.

...and there are so few people that I feel that way about. :eyes:

[fooj]

124. OMG! NOT HIM AGAIN!

Hi Seito! How've you been?

[seito]

Hey fooj

It's FRIDAY :bounce:

[fooj]

143. These bastards are hell bent to destroy EVERYTHING!

:cry: :cry: :cry:

[Patsy Stone]

138. Fineman: Cantstandya!

Really lost all credibility with me when he told KO that he hadn't seen that Kerry video way back when and asked a PA at Countdown to show it to him. Um, Howard? What is your title anyway? I believe it's Senior Political Correspondent for frickin' NEWSWEEK! Helloooooo?

Hi, fooj! :hi:

[fooj]

170. Hiya Patsy...Get those beating hearts ready for our guy!!!

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: What a studmuffin!:loveya:

[Patsy Stone]

237. Done!

[fooj]

430. YOWZA!

[fooj]

130. Those slithering snakes!

[RevCheesehead]

151. Can anyone mention Arthur Miller without mentioning Marilyn?

I mean, he was a real person, right, not just a husband?

[WhirlyGirl]

183. Strangely, I just did!

Marilyn was commemorated in "After the Fall," tho.

[crispini]

189. I certainly respect her more for marrying HIM! nt

[gkhouston]

194. well, she wasn't stupid. Although listening to this guy, you'd

think that all she had going for her was her appearance.

[Patsy Stone]

152. Can I tell you how much I HATE James Lipton?

"Um, tell me, because you and I shared a teacher... How did you find Stella?"

Ugh. Will Ferrell did the best James Lipton. ;)

[bunny planet]

158. OMG we so need single issue bills to go before Congress.

This business of huge omnibus bills that contain bad legislation attached to other legislation that Representatives want to pass has got to be changed. So many slimy, and dangerous stuff slips by this way. It is criminal.
:smoke:

[Clark2008]

188. Amen! And it would stop those stupid campaign attacks, as well

I mean, there could be one HORRID, AWFUL, SPITEFUL thing in an overall decent bill that a senator might puke to vote for, so he/she doesn't.
Then, when they run for higher office, it gets used against them.
Hate those omnibus bills. Hate 'em, hate 'em.

[bunny planet]

207. plus they are thousands ot pages long so it is not humanly possible to rea

them before they are forced to a vote. Remember a couple of months ago when a clerk found a sentence in an Omnibus bill that would have allowed the head of Ways and Means to 'examine' anyone's income tax return for any reason, and Frist the Catkiller said he was so surprised 'I don't know how that got in there', and Hastert promised to take the offending language out. Wonder if they ever did?

[Nothing Without Hope]

292. Yeah, it's criminal all right. A real blight on the democratic process

along with virtually all of the current Republican and many of the Democratic members of Congress.

We need to remember everything they do, like slipping pork and slimy laws into bills and (like John McCain) voting for Gonzales. NO MORE FREE PASSES!!!
:grr:

[WhirlyGirl]

172. DEANiacs are jubilant; Arthur Miller fans are sad

When I was in HS I read all of Arthur Miller's plays. The newish film version of "The Crucible" with Winona Ryder is first-rate.
Miller's talent and integrity will be sorely missed.

And how can I express my happiness at the prospect of Howard Dean heading up the Democratic party?
This calls for a toast:

To Howard Dean and the Ties That Bind! :toast:

[Patsy Stone]

184. Liam Neeson and Laura Linney

did The Crucible on B'way recently. Had a friend who saw it and loved it, despite staining her clothes with drool.

:hi: WG!

[SharonRB]

190. They were great together in Kinsey.

[Patsy Stone]

197. Imagine if he was right there... In front of you... Oh.My. n/t

[SharonRB]

205. Really!

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[WhirlyGirl]

238. I am greatly susceptible

... to Neeson, too.
His profile looks like it belongs on a coin.

Patsy's calling me out. Hey, Patsy: I'm not SOUTHERN!!

Anyway, like I said, drool is not the prob -- it's those pesky PALPITATIONS! <thump thump thump thump thump>
(Why is there no throbbing heart smilie?)

------------
<< Had a friend who saw it and loved it, despite staining her clothes with drool.
:hi: WG! >> Patsy

[Clark2008]

285. Just for you, WhirlyGirl

I found one!

[WhirlyGirl]

344. Thank you for the pefect palpitater, Clark!

I can use those when I deliver my Central Park Serenade under KO's window!

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

(Where did you find all these non-DU smilies -- and how do you put them on the board? I tried left-clicking, right-clicking... nothing works, so far! :shrug: )

[fooj]

178. Is someone looking for a sex goddess? Here I am! LMAO!

[sparky_in_ma]

241. I was looking

as a matter of fact.:)

[Clark2008]

318. I'm a Snufa-LUV-a-Goddess!

:silly:

[sparky_in_ma]

326. Really LMAO

I can't even come up with a good response, my arms are shaking.:o

[gkhouston]

329. I don't think that's where she was hoping to induce the quivering...

better luck next time, Clarkie.

[sparky_in_ma]

333. Oh My

The snark from everyone tonite is awesome! Did you ladies practice today?:thumbsup:

[gkhouston]

340. I *could* tell you what I've been practicing this week

but this then this thread would be locked before you could post a reply...

[sparky_in_ma]

Ya know

it's hot here. "whew"

[gkhouston]

405. are you having a personal summer, Sparky?

It could be "the change". Maybe some natural supplements would help...

[sparky_in_ma]

407. I don't think

I've posted enough floaty hearts to hit "the change" yet.:)

[Clark2008]

359. Awww shucks.

I guess I could flip him the Big Bird, but that might make his legs quiver.

:)

[sparky_in_ma]

368. Already quivering

quite a bit now. After a tough week, this has been a real bright spot.

[Sydnie]

196. Very late but finally here!

:loveya: Keef!

What did I miss? I know .... everything! LOL

[Patsy Stone]

200. Hey, Syd! Me, too. And I didn't hit a mattress tonight! :) n/t

[Sydnie]

208. I am so glad to hear that!

Quiz Time!

SCOOTER? He called her SCOOTER? :puke:

[Patsy Stone]

217. No cute nicknames!

That's saved for us, and us alone! Love the teddy bear in the straitjacket!

[sparky_in_ma]

221. The nite's still young

did I say that?:shrug:

[Patsy Stone]

231. With the Martinis in me

All I need is the mattress. But someone will take my keys, I'm sure. :)

[RevCheesehead]

232. Well, the night's still early ..

...and you still might get lucky. :evilgrin:

[Patsy Stone]

262. Can you put in a good word for me? LOL! n/t

[sparky_in_ma]

226. Hi Syndie

:toast:

[Sydnie]

235. HI Sparky! Missed you muchly last night!

;) :loveya:

[sparky_in_ma]

243. I missed being here

I hate it when RL interferes with my fun.

[seito]

Yes, it just wasn't the same without you.

RL must adapt.

[Patsy Stone]

202. NEWSQUIZ TIME!!!! n/t

[SharonRB]

210. Anyone submit a question? n/t

[noamnety]

214. Nope

I didn't get a newsletter with a reminder.

LOL at the question from "Monica in Seacaucus."

[Patsy Stone]

229. Always wish I had... but not me. :( n/t

[crispini]

204. Yay! News Quiz!

[crispini]

218. LOL, straightjacket teddybear!

too cuuuuuuute! :loveya:

[seito]

211. OMG He is flirting on purpose

He is sooooooo cute

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[BamaBecky]

212. They are giggling again......Monica and Keith

:)

[WhirlyGirl]

257. Hmmm..................

... may be time to separate those two...

-----------
<< They are giggling again..... Monica and Keith >> BamaBecky

[Miami Liberal]

276. Seriously she is way too comfy with our man

I bet she saves her wonderbra and Chanel no.5 perfume for the Friday night quizzes. :D

[WhirlyGirl]

322. Is this a news quiz -- or The Young and the Restless???

She gushingly lays her hand on his... he primly moves away to lower the temperature ever so slightly... but they can't stop grinning!!!

She's going after HIM, the little vamp. :grr:

<< Seriously she is way too comfy with our man >> Miami Liberal

[SharonRB]

215. Gotta run -- I've got a V.O.T.E. Group conference call

Maybe I'll check in after if it's not too late.

[SarahB]

242. I need to get out of GD and the Lounge more.

Keith Olbermann is quite estrogen-worthy. :P

[sparky_in_ma]

250. Hi SarahBelle

Can I get you a drink?:toast:

[SarahB]

269. Sure.

Mr. Scorpio promised Champagne, but I'm still waiting. :D

[sparky_in_ma]

283. You got it.

:toast: So....come here often? What's your sign?

It's cool, I'm the regular bartender.

[SarahB]

289. Not so often.

Aquarius (my birthday is a week from today in fact).

Thanks for the welcome. :)

[sparky_in_ma]

294. Good to see you

It's a nice bunch in here. You can talk politics, or not. If anyone mentions to be careful, I rip bodices, it's pure fiction. O8)

[RevCheesehead]

336. Nah - you're only dangerous when you're wearing your sinus pack.

Then there's that brief brush with the anorexic venom-sac.

You'll be fine when you get out of the 700 club. Really. There are programs for that kind of thing.

[sparky_in_ma]

350. Hi..my name is Sparky

and I had BAD thoughts.:-(

[crispini]

256. We're here every night, c'mon by!

We have plenty of good times, beer, and of course :loveya:

And poolpics. :evilgrin:

[SarahB]

271. Poolpics?

:P

[crispini]

288. Poolpics....

See #187, 121, 150, 224, We're shameless. Anybody is fair game.

Hey, where's the Kerry poolpic? We seem to be missing that one tonight.

[SarahB]

305. Ever pull ones from the infamous International Male catalog?

[crispini]

313. COUGH ...... DAYUM.

Well, MY. Is that catalog totally gay porn or what? Sheesh! Not that I'm complaning or anything.... Ahem!

[SarahB]

319. Gay guys are prettier.

It's the curse strait women must bear. :(

[sparky_in_ma]

320. My lawyer

is already on it. I'm sick of people photoshopping someones head on to my body.:mad:

[crispini]

327. LOL! nt

[RevCheesehead]

348. I'm glad you asked!

[seito]

354. Well my cup runneth over

I don't know about the rest of you. ;)

JK :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[bunny planet]

247. oops I missed the Countdown quiz. My computer is five minutes fast and I

thought it was over and didn't go back upstairs to watch the quiz. Did he win? Did he smash another doll? Was Perkygirl flirting with him again and wearing too much purple eyeshadow? Oh well, if I'm near the teevee near 1 am I'll catch the last five minutes.

[sparky_in_ma]

252. Ya know

if you want to set me up with perky girl, I'll get her away from him.:7

[bunny planet]

266. Sparkela, you like Perky girl. Who knew?

[sparky_in_ma]

284. She's cute

A little young, but I could work around that.;-)

[bunny planet]

290. Yes, she is. I just tease her because of her dizzying proximity to Keef.

[seito]

311. sparky

I think you need to take her off Keef's hands. :evilgrin:

First we divide, then we conquer. :evilgrin:

[sparky_in_ma]

315. That works for me

Of course I really don't want her, I'm just make a sacrifice for the KOEBO8)

[seito]

331. Repeat after me

I don't know nuffin. I didn't see nuffun. Even if I did, I am not sayin nuffin. NOT.HIDING.ANYFING.KEEF















So don't look.

[sparky_in_ma]

339. Et Tu?

You're "on" tonite also. I've never seen so many quick wits as tonite.:thumbsup:

[gkhouston]

345. the more you drink, the slower you get, the quicker we are.

Note to self: always slip Sparky three beers on Friday nights.

[sparky_in_ma]

353. It's working

I never have this many. People could take advantage of me.

[gkhouston]

360. we could? Me first!!

:smoke:

[bleever]

369. ROFL. Thanks seito. I think I can die happy now.

:7

[WhirlyGirl]

361. Such devotion, Sparky! ...

... for the good of the corps!
It's prrrrroud that I am of ye, laddie!

------------
<< Of course I really don't want her, I'm just make a sacrifice for the KOEB O8) >> Sparky

[sparky_in_ma]

370. I'd do anything

to save the KOEB from her clutches.

[seito]

374. You are truly selfless sparky

:grouphug: The KOEB will be forever in your debt.

[sparky_in_ma]

380. Thanks seito

It's a team thing.:grouphug:

[gkhouston]

411. yeah, and would you be suiting up if she looked like Coulter?

oops, just killed Sparky's libido for the rest of the month. Sorry, Sparks; hope you weren't planning on using it anytime soon.

[sparky_in_ma]

416. Actually

it's not the looks so much as the evil soul. People with a good heart shine through even if they don't meet the conventional "attractive" standard. I need more to drink, I'm starting to make sense.

[gkhouston]

417. that made so much sense you'd better have three

Yes, some people just creep you out the first time you encounter them. You don't know why, but something tells you there isn't a good heart in there to shine through.

:beer: :beer: :beer:

[sparky_in_ma]

419. Thanks, I needed that.

It has been a stressful week. We've got co-workers overseas, and it just seems like so many are oblivious to what's happening. The only show left which even dares to suggest that everything isn't fantastic is KO's.

[gkhouston]

421. I know. I can't believe the crap Condi is trying to pull in Europe.

Does she really think they're going to buy into that? And when are they going to pull their heads out of their asses about North Korea?

[sparky_in_ma]

422. That's starting to scare me

It's like they know they don't have much time, so they're going to screw up as much as they can.

[gkhouston]

423. Yes, and I wonder how much they've screwed up already that

we won't find out about until after they're gone. I do sense things unraveling, just not fast enough, damn it.

[sparky_in_ma]

424. Know what you're saying

I think they feel it unraveling too, which is why they're pushing in every direction. Meanwhile we have men and women dying so he could prove he was more a "man" than his dad.

[gkhouston]

427. and his dad was such a pantywaist to begin with!

I know blivet** will end up getting a library, but what he really deserves is a one-way ticket to The Hague.

[RevCheesehead]

432. He'd be lucky to get a double-wide.

Hell, considering all the books he's read, a single will do.

[gkhouston]

425. I'm off to bed. Someone will be saying, "I'm awake, awake" before

I know it and male ears are amazingly hard of hearing before 9am on weekends. :eyes:

[sparky_in_ma]

426. : )

Good-nite, thanks for the good evening.:hug:

[gkhouston]

428. Awww...

Always a pleasure, Sparky. :hug:

[Patsy Stone]

299. As I told Botany...

Stick with us: we get results.
If not, we can at least make you a Monica mug! :)

[sparky_in_ma]

316. I could drink

deeply from the warm pools of her eyes. "sigh"

[Patsy Stone]

342. Oh, my...

We need to get you emailing, young man. They're desperate over at MSNBC for correspondence. :)

[gkhouston]

346. They are??? n/t

[seito]

261. It was sickening.

He flirts with her to make us crazy. He is such a tease. But he let in a little slip about "you and your husband..." Did anyone else hear that?

[bunny planet]

272. oh really.

Do I seem that gullible. Wait, don't answer that.

Keef, I was only kidding, what husband? He was just the guy I tried ties on, to see if they were right for you.

[bunny planet]

264. Ok so since I'm still not near the computer to post while I watch the show

I'll just post the reactions I still remember once I get back downstairs to the keyboard.

Little Howie Fineman has a new comb-over.
The Blivet's approval ratings from last month weren't really as good as indicated, they were fudged, so these new lower ones are more like the real thing.

I :loveya: Arthur Miller. What a class act. I love those big, tall, intelligent kind guys. Sigh! That quote about Marilyn was so poignant. 'She is like a poet on a streetcorner and the people are constantly tearing at her clothes....' So sweet. What a romance. I'd like to think that kind of romance is still possible today unlike the guy who was interviewed. I think he had a 'big' crush on Arthur. Who could blame him.

All the lady guests are flirting with Keef.

[Patsy Stone]

274. Look how sweet this is...

[bunny planet]

280. Lovely. I'm saving that one.

[Botany]

352. For the EDVS of the KOEB

A winter's night with the KOEB

Outside the snow that fell today is blowing
But it is warm in here .... yes, the estrogen is flowing.

Mr. Miller had a great life and we should celebrate
him now that he passed ......

The written word, when well done
can move much and teach more than many classes.

So come now; You Vixen lasses
Sparky says he wants to tie you up
and and steam up your glasses.

Drinking and blogging like their will be no tomorrow
(feels damn good don't it?)
But in the morning will you feel the sorrow?

From what I can judge you girls are horny for snark .....
some of you are willing to stalk Keith to his house .....
which is somewhere close to Central Park.

But you guys seem like with you, it is fun to hang*
and the Stephanie loves Botany mug
made by one of you ......
made Miss Miller's pulse race and bang.

And so on this winter night ...
the frisky women of the KOEB
still keep up the good fight.


So think warm thoughts as you
go back to your lovers & Spouses
just remember not to call them "keith"
at the wrong time or you would be
kicked out of your warm houses.



Stephanie :loveya: Miller


* do you know how hard it was not to make a poon tang rhyme in
this poem ..... but you girls are ladies ....... lol

[Patsy Stone]

357. That's wonderful, Botany

and as the liquor continues to flow, we TOTALLY would have spotted you the poontang rhyme!

:yourock:

For Stephie, from Botany: :loveya:

[Miami Liberal]

373. Oh, that is beautiful Botany

Becareful with your words. Estrogen loves poetry and you might have the EDV's start lusting after you if you keep sweet talking us like that. :evilgrin:

[crispini]

382. Awwwwwww! So sweet!

:yourock: How charming! :thumbsup:

[Botany]

387. Yes

Nothing is sweeter than the concepts of ....
drinking too much
stalking
bondage
calling somebody the wrong name during sex
getting pitched from your house


Oh, I forgot ..... that is SOP for the EDV of the KOEB


:beer:

[Patsy Stone]

394. So, then, you got the syllabus?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=203&topic_id=311570#312018

Here's the rest. :hi:

[crispini]

399. LOL!

:beer::toast::beer::toast::beer::toast::beer::toast:

[SharonRB]

384. Very poignant, Botany

[Botany]

396. Drink some more

If you can still come up w/ words like
poignant then you better call

SPARKY! Another round for Sharon please.

:bounce:

[sparky_in_ma]

401. Had too se her home

she had dial-up troubles.

Great poem!! Steph will be yours!

[bunny planet]

403. Just saw this now. LOL, thanks Botany.

Especially liked the last paragraph. In the throes of passion she whispered Keef, oh Keef.

Oh dear.

[bleever]

358. Uh oh, this is the part where even the custodial staff gets

teary-eyed?

Tissue, please. Just something in my eye.

[SharonRB]

393. Oh, shit

This is the third time the damn dial-up has shut me down since I got back on from my call. I think it's trying to tell me something. I'm going to go crash. Have a great week-end, everyone. Shalom, y'all --see ya Monday.

And thanks for the Cosmo, Sparky. It was delish!

[sparky_in_ma]

395. Nite Sharon

I'll walk you to your door.

[Botany]

413. Sparky

Have you ever been with 2 EDVs @ one time?

Look you can tell me .... I will not tell anyone. Promise.


:beer:

And did the EDVs seem to have fun?

[sparky_in_ma]

418. Well....

it would seem that the EDV's always have fun, whether there's two or more. Hell...I'd be happy to be caught between one.:toast:

[Botany]

433. What a mess!

Estrogen & alcohol ......
Clean this stuff up.

[gkhouston]

434. you know you don't have to come here

if you have a weak stomach, Botany. We'll just get sloshed and admire the bleefcake without you... :P