Literary Libby: Remembering Scooter's Bestiality Book (Wonkette)

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8 March 2007

Now that the great fake White House takedown is over and done — with nobody harmed save for Irve Lewis “Scooter” Libby Jr., who will soon be granted a full presidential pardon and a seat on the Halliburton board once Cheney “gets back to the office” — is there anything worth remembering from this long, dull puppet show? Yes, yes there is: Libby’s book about bears fucking little girls in cages.

The book is called “The Apprentice,” and it has little to do with the popular Donald Trump teevee show. Instead, it’s all about Imperial Japan and some kind of whore-child factory and general bestiality — a deer is also fucked by people. For some reason, the New Yorker has removed the charming article about Libby’s masterpiece, but here’s the Google cached version.

CLOSE READING DEPT. SCOOTER’S SEX SHOCKER

http://wonkette.com/politics/plamegate/literary-libby-remembering-scooters-bestiality-book-242724.php

Since the Google cache may soon evaporate, here are some of the New Yorker article highlights, though the full article may give you more information than you need:


CLOSE READING DEPT.
SCOOTER’S SEX SHOCKER
Issue of 2005-11-07
Posted 2005-10-31

... Libby has a lot to live up to as a conservative author of erotic fiction. As an article in SPY magazine pointed out in 1988, from Safire (“ finally came to him in the bed and shouted ‘Arragghrrorwr!’ in his ear, bit his neck, plunged her head between his legs and devoured him”) to Buckley (“I’d rather do this with you than play cards”) to Liddy (“T’sa Li froze, her lips still enclosing Rand’s glans . . .”) to Ehrlichman (“ ‘It felt like a little tongue’ ”) to O’Reilly (“Okay, Shannon Michaels, off with those pants”), extracurricular creative writing has long been an outlet for ideas that might not fly at, say, the National Prayer Breakfast. In one of Lynne Cheney’s books, a Republican vice-president dies of a heart attack while having sex with his mistress ...

Like his predecessors, Libby does not shy from the scatological ... Homoeroticism and incest also figure as themes ...

At age ten the madam put the child in a cage with a bear trained to couple with young girls so the girls would be frigid and not fall in love with their patrons. They fed her through the bars and aroused the bear with a stick when it seemed to lose interest.

... So, how does Libby stack up against the competition? This question was put to Nancy Sladek, the editor of Britain’s Literary Review, which, each year, holds a contest for bad sex writing in fiction ... Sladek agreed to review a few passages from Libby. “That’s a bit depraved, isn’t it, this kind of thing about bears and young girls? That’s particularly nasty, and the other ones are just boring,” she said. “God, they’re an odd bunch, these Republicans” ...

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[Fridays Child]

1. He's hoping for a movie deal. Do you think there's a part for (warning)...

...Sarah Silverman?



(I swear that woman just breaks ALL the rules!)

[Rydz777]

2. Forgotten

I had forgotten about this. However, I remembered that he had been Marc Rich's lawyer. Libby is a sleaze and deserves every bit of what has happened to him. I'm beginning to wonder if Bush will even dare give him a pardon.