Dancing Dan's Christmas by Damon Runyon (1938)

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Short story, around 4K words...

Dancing Dan's Christmas

by

Damon Runyon



NOW one time it comes on Christmas, and in fact it is the evening before Christmas, and I am in Good Time Charley Bernstein's little speakeasy in West Forty-seventh Street, wishing Charley a Merry Christmas and having a few hot Tom and Jerrys with him.

This hot Tom and Jerry is an old time drink that is once used by one and all in this country to celebrate Christmas with, and in fact it is once so popular that many people think Christmas is invented only to furnish an excuse for hot Tom and Jerry, although of course this is by no means true.

But anybody will tell you that there is nothing that brings out the true holiday spirit like hot Tom and Jerry, and I hear that since Tom and Jerry goes out of style in the United States, the holiday spirit is never quite the same.

The reason hot Tom and Jerry goes out of style is because it is necessary to use rum and one thing and another in making Tom and Jerry, and naturally when rum becomes illegal in this country Tom and Jerry is also against the law, because rum is something that is very hard to get around town these days.

For a while some people try making Tom and Jerry without putting rum in it, but somehow it never has the same old holiday spirit, so nearly everybody finally gives up in disgust, and this is not surprising, as making Tom and Jerry is by no means child's play. In fact, it takes quite an expert to make good Tom and Jerry, and in the days when it is not illegal a good hot Tom and Jerry maker commands good wages and many friends.

Now of course Good Time Charley and I are not using rum in the Tom and Jerry we are making, as we do not wish to do anything illegal. What we are using is rye whisky that Good Time Charley gets on a doctor's prescription from a drug store, as we are personally drinking this hot Tom and Jerry and naturally we are not foolish enough to use any of Good Time Charley's own rye in it.

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[villager]

1. It's... Runyonesque!

;-) Thanks for posting!

[pokerfan]

2. That it is

He also wrote the lead article for UP on FDR's 1933 inauguration.

[ladjf]

3. Check out Harry the Horse in Bloodhounds on Broadway.

He might have been the first Republican. He shot the dice in his hat and wouldn't let the other players see. He just told them what the numbers were and he always won. When the players objected, he chided them for distrusting them and threatened to shoot them if they objected.

[pokerfan]

4. Too funny!

Reminds me of Joseph Smith reading the golden plates...

Why would he lie about something like that?

I will have to try that at the poker table:
"I'm all-in."
"I call."
"I got you beat."
"Show me your hand."
"Don't you trust me?"