1984 Yo' Momma Jokes

[YOY]

1. Your mamma's so ugly that she got arrested for a facecrime.
2. Your mamma's so ugly that when she comes to mind, the Thought Police show up.
3. Your mamma's so ugly that anyone who goes to 'Room 101' has to face her.
4. Your mamma's so ugly that we all thought she was Big Brother.
5. Your mamma's so ugly that the Newspeak word for anything ugly is her name.
6. Your mamma dresses so bad, that we all thought she was a Prole.
7. Your mamma's so fat that the Ministry of Plenty had to over compensate for her food rations.
8. Your mamma's so ugly that they use her picture for Goldstein's wife.
9. Your mamma's so ugly that even the proles won't hang out with her.
10. You mamma is so hairy that the Ministry of Plenty shaved her to meet their wig quota.

Worthy of one chuckle.

[Roon]

1. Your Mamma's teeth is so yellow....

I can't believe it's not butter.

[PDittie]

2. Yo Momma so fat

she got three other smaller fat mommas spinning around her.

[Berry Cool]

3. I believe the point here is that these are supposed to be "1984" jokes.

You know, like, "Your momma is so horrible that when the Ministry of Love put me in that room where they teach you to love Big Brother, and they put that cage on my head, she was in it."

Or "Your momma is so fat, the reason the Ministry of Plenty increased the chocolate ration this week from 10 grams to 5 grams is because she ate most of it."

Or "Your momma is so ugly that men can look at her naked WITHOUT committing sexcrime."

Or "Your momma is so ugly that when the Ministry of Truth saw her, they had to rewrite the Ugly Book."

[mcscajun]

4. Not one chuckle.

I'd expect us to be more adult than to do "yo' mama" jokes on a progressive website.

Not even a connection to "1984" redeems them.

[YOY]

5. Yes Captain Maturity!

A night out on the towns gotta be one laugh after another with you!

"Oh, we're progressives and a bit of gutter humor is soooooo below us." Even if they're tied in with a great modern peice of literature...

:eyes:

[LWolf]

10. I agree with the poster. Yo Mama jokes

are tasteless. FYI, I'm known among family, friends, and colleagues for a laser-sharp wit and wicked sense of humor, whether it be "out on the town," at home, or in the weekly staff meeting.

I'm a mom, though. I know what kind of sacrifices my mom made for me, and I made, and make, for my own sons. Moms are off limits. My sons agree. So do their friends, many of whom grew up spending more time at our place than at home, and who still call me "mom."

You want gutter humor? They can give it to you. Hell, my mom can, and will, join in. You want to talk great lit? We'll all join in on that one. We'll just leave yo' mama out of it.

[Orrex]

6. I'm not very good at this, but...

1. Yo' mama's so fat that food calls her The Memory Hole
2. Yo' mama's so ugly that your dad volunteered for Room 101 just to get away from her
3. Yo' mama's so slow it takes her an hour to perform the two minutes' hate
4. Yo' mama's so ugly that Big Brother can't watch her
5. Yo' mama's so ugly that in Room 101 they gave her a mirror
6. Yo' mama's so dumb that the Thought Police don't bother to check her for any
7. Yo' mama's so ugly that Goldstein uses her for his two minutes' hate
8. Yo' mama's cooking is so bad that the Ministry of Love hired her
9. Yo' mama's so dumb that she doesn't know who Big Brother is
10. Yo' mama's so ugly that Oceania is at war with her. In fact, we've always been at war with her, and it's a crime to think otherwise.

Maybe worth half a chuckle.

[YOY]

7. Worry not! I chuckled!

n/t

[Kire]

8. delete

You mean 1984 the novel, don't you?

[YOY]

9. Is there another 1984?

Other than the year?