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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 02:43 PM
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Post your ideas for the next "new Star Trek" film!
Mine?

A Federation science ship journeys to a ruined star system in which they meet up with their old nemesis, the genetically-engineered ultramusician Greg Kihn, who places mind-control worms into the ears of two crew members. Greg and his fans proceed to take over the science ship sent to investigate, and lay a trap for Kirk. In the process, they steal the Genesis device, a machine which causes excellent lead singer/musicians to leave the band and for second-rate singer/musicians to attempt to take their place. To stop the use of such a diabolical device, Kirk and crew....hide in the nebula. This does not deter Kihn from triggering the device, hoping that Kirk and crew will lose all hope due to the extreme transition from "The Lamb Lies Down On Broadway" to "Illegal Alien". The plan fails as Kirk and crew warp away at greater than the speed of (bad) sound.

Cue Kirk screaming "Kiiiiihn!"

But...





Spoiler alert....






Spock turns out to have been a Phil Collins-era Genesis fan, and, having tuned his scanner to Kihn and kept listening, falls dead. The crew have no pity and throw him in the ship's recycling unit.


SEE? ITS JEENIUS!
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Buzz Clik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 03:04 PM
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1. It should be a musical with Shatner and Nimoy doing their best stuff.
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 03:06 PM
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2. I believe that very possibility was what caused them to "reboot" the entire Trek Universe!
:rofl: :hi:
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Dogmudgeon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 03:21 PM
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3. Not just any musical -- an ALL-NUDE musical!
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--d!
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shadowknows69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 04:04 PM
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5. Nude time travel
Shit it's been done with the Terminator, and Harlon Ellison would probably sue again.
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 02:38 PM
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8. "Very funny, Scotty.
Now beam down our clothes."
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shadowknows69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 05:44 PM
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9. How'd you know my name is Scotty?
Guess which constant joke I grew up with in school?
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-24-09 02:26 PM
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10. Oops. Sorry.
:)
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AsahinaKimi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 10:33 PM
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6. Toss in Bent Spiner ... and you got a three some..
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shadowknows69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 04:03 PM
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4. Don't make one.
Enough of my boyhood pleasures have been through the "reimagining" mill already thank you kindly.
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8 track mind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 01:46 PM
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7. ummm.... Picard orders number one to go take a number two... n/t
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ZombieHorde Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-24-09 06:15 PM
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11. Space zombie infect the Enterprise. nt
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Touchdown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-25-09 04:05 AM
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12. They don't write 'em like that anymore!
...aw-uh-uh---aw-aw-aw-aw---awwww!

You made this one easy!:rofl:
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gk88850 Donating Member (50 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-25-09 07:09 PM
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13. What Touchdown said
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