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pokerfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-16-10 03:54 PM
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The Week's Best Late-Night Jokes
It was a fantastic week for late night this week and I wasn't able to catch more than a fraction of it.

"Hosting 'The Tonight Show' has been the fulfillment of a lifelong dream to me. And I want to say to the kids out there watching, you can do anything you want in life unless Jay Leno wants to do it, too." -Conan O'Brien

"Sarah Palin made her debut as a Fox News contributor tonight on 'The O'Reilly Factor.' I tried to record it, but my DVR quit halfway through." -Jimmy Fallon

"Everybody now wants to know what my plans are. Everyone's asking me. All I can say is, I plan to continue putting on a great show night after night while stealing as many office supplies as humanly possible." -Conan O'Brien

Read the rest here: http://politicalhumor.about.com/b/2010/01/15/the-weeks-best-late-night-jokes-62.htm
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