Carrie Prejean - where do you see her in ten years?

[CarlaLevin]

I know her fifteen minutes are over, although she WAS invoked in some ridiculously disingenuous comparisons to the new Miss USA's fully clothed pole dancing, but I missed the original schadenfreude on this board so forgive me dredging her up.

Once the tide of history makes marriage equality a relaity, as I think it will, she'll be the tiniest of footnotes - like Bull Connor in a bikini. But I am asking people to look into their crystal balls and speculate what her personalsituation will be in ten or fifteen or twenty years (snark encouraged btw!).

One thing I am pretty sure of is that the football player will not be marrying her! The so-called engagement is to give her a little face saving cover (IMO) for a shack up - nothing wrong with living together UNLESS you've built you public image on being Miss Christian Goody Two-Shoes, eh? If he is similar minded fundy, then why would he pick a woman with sex tapes in her past that could come out at any time and humiliate him as well as her? Plus I think he has previously dated party girl Tara Reid. NO, IMO, he wants to f*kc her for a few months and is willing to play along with the engaged charade to do so.

So where does that leave Miss Carrie's future? Hooters waitress? Botoxed trophy wife to guy twice her age? Living in a trailer strewn with empty vodka bottles trying to convince people she really WAS Miss California? Or maybe trading in "You're being inappropriate!" for a new signature phrase "Welcome to McDonald's, I'm Carrie - may I take you order please?"

I know ... this is sooooo unworthy ... but I just can't get enough of watching her fail!

[marmar]

1. Who cares.....She's already yesterday's toilet paper.

nt

[Not Me]

13. haha!

Yesterday's toilet paper...that's funny :)

[Not Me]

14. haha!

Yesterday's toilet paper...that's funny :)

[ashling]

21. twice!

:)

[Gormy Cuss]

2. I hope that I don't see her anywhere

because her fifteen minutes of fame are over.

[ShortnFiery]

3. I could care less. eom

[joeybee12]

4. Well, she won't be married to the St Louis Ram's quarterback...

...if indeed he (his name escapes me) doesn't get cut because they obviously think nothing of him by drafting Bradford...he won't be famous, so she might not even marry him.

[NC_Nurse]

5. Infomercials. The last refuge of the truly washed up.

[ThatsMyBarack]

36. Colon Flow

Or some gross-anatomy thing like that... :puke:

[OneTenthofOnePercent]

6. In someone's kitchen... making sammiches?

:shrug:

[Yavin4]

7. Fox News Bound!

'natch. That is until a wrinkle on her face shows.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

8. Who? (nt)

[golddigger]

9. Who?

[donco6]

10. Divorced twice, into rocky 3rd marriage to movie mogul.

Huge boob jobs landing her on the cover of Us Weekly. Dancing with the Stars stint cut short by "back problems."

Still the darling of the fundie speaking circuit, even after all this.

[montanto]

11. ?

[muffin1]

12. Heading up a republican ticket, prolly. n/t

[Lance_Boyle]

15. Hrm... 'boomp chicka wow-wow' comes to mind. n/t

[Wapsie B]

16. If she has any business sense at all she'll have handlers carve out a niche for her

in the rwing world. She can trade off her looks in some fashion.

[LeftyFingerPop]

17. She will be the CEO of BP.

[krispos42]

18. "Carrie Prejean who?"

That's about right.

[kestrel91316]

19. Married to a fellow fundie, popping out "blessings" and trying to sell

the story of her happy, perfect uber-christian life.

[Webster Green]

20. Who is she?

I'm not on facebook or anything. :shrug:

[arbusto_baboso]

22. Trailer Park. Meth Lab. Prison.

Take your pick. Maybe all 3.

[CarlaLevin]

26. You are channeling!

Asked a friend the same question off this board and she said "either a double wide trailer strewn with empty bottles of vodka and crawling with kids with no father(s) in sight ... or Vegas hotel room, wearing worn out white gown and "Miss California" sash, hitting meth pipe while she waits for next 'client'!"

[arbusto_baboso]

27. Those ARE enjoyable mental images, I gotta say.

[CarlaLevin]

33. That is a despicable thought!

You are an unworthy person ... just like me and some of my best friends! Ain't schadenfreude grand?

[yella_dawg]

23. Nowhere.

She's already there.

[Demoiselle]

24. Her breasts will still be perky when she's 85.

They'll have moved down her chest a foot or so, but they'll still be perky.

[Iggo]

25. Who?

Just kidding. I know who she is.

But the point is it's been what...two years? And she's already almost forgotten.

So if she ain't butts-up-squealing, I don't care to see her.

[AndyA]

28. Who?

You mean that hateful has been with the fake boobs?

She'll wind up in a rusty trailer home somewhere in west Texas with an abusive boyfriend/husband who married her because she's stupid and has big boobs. She won't age gracefully, and she'll spend her life being dumb and miserable.

Think Sordid Lives. Her best years have already passed her by.

[CarlaLevin]

30. "She won't age gracefully"

Hard to age gracefully when you are graceless and hate-filled, eh? But I am with you that she will look old fast. I distinctly recall thinking (among other things)when the whole thing broke, "She's ONLY twenty two?!!" I could have taken her for at least ten years older! Even though she went fake-bake orange for the pageant (and looked absurd - reason enough to lose btw), I am guessing waaaaaaay too much time on the tanning bed. One of the amusing thing is that so much of her sense of self is wrapped up in her looks that it will kill her when she starts getting old looking.

[AndyA]

38. All that hate inside leeches it way to the surface at some point.

Sooner, rather than later usually.

And what is the deal with the fake orange spray tan? John Boehner looks like a freak he's so orange. Meredith Viera and Matt Lauer also have an orangey hue as well. It looks awful.

[Javaman]

29. exploiting her fine acting abilities by staring in C grade movies. With such titles as...

"I was a teenage mud-wrestler", "Bikini Drive-Thru" and "It came from beyond Cleveland".

[CarlaLevin]

31. Miss California (ex) in movies about mud wrestling? I don't think so!

I think it more likely that Carrie will literally be getting down and dirty, wrestling Miss Teen South Carolina in a kiddie pool full of pudding in front of a bunch of screaming drunks at Billy-Bob's Resort Casino in Reno (for a couple hundred dollars, plus tips).

Or maybe a tag team match with Miss Teen S.C. against Coulter and Sarah and Bristol Palin? They could probably ue the work too.

[Confusious]

32. Who?

[Stevenmarc]

34. On TLC trying to break Michelle Duggar's record

[Tailormyst]

35. She will end up as some man's trophy

She will never know any real hardship.

Life is not fair.

[Jim__]

37. She will end up some man's trophy and never know any real hardship?

I don't know. If she winds up as "some man's trophy," then life may just be fair.

[CarlaLevin]

40. or some woman's trophy?

Just a thought? Often the haters are closet cases, see Haggard, Rekker, Craig, etc.

Maybe equality wins out, Carrie has an epiphany and ends up a happily married lipstick lesbian? Maybe that's too good for her? Maybe instead selling meth, porn, herself and ends up doing a little prison time and becomes the darling of the cellblock?

[jgraz]

39. I'll take "Famous Meth Whores" for 1000, Alex.

[Blue-Jay]

41. Still on my Don't-Give-A-Fuck list, I'd imagine.

Either that, or doing some kind of really nasty porno.

[Crowman1979]

42. At a strip club outside LAX.

:rofl:

[CarlaLevin]

43. I am guessing you do NOT mean ...

... picketing the strip club with some fundy group to get it closed?: evilgrin:

[Initech]

44. Taking phone calls for a celebrity televangelist praise-a-thon.

[Kalyke]

45. I hope not to see her in 10 years. eom

[Renew Deal]

46. nowhere

[TexasObserver]

47. Late night infomercials about cleansing regimes.

On CBN.

[pinboy3niner]

48. Founder and President, "Opposite Marriage Foundation for God"

Or OMFG, for short. :evilgrin:

[CarlaLevin]

49. I believe she coined that phrase -

- During the video presentation at her settlements conference as she and her mother watched her screen debut.

[pinboy3niner]

50. Actually, she used "opposite marriage" in her reply to Perez Hilton's question

at the CA pageant.

Ed. to add: Welcome to DU, CarlaLevin! :hi:

[CarlaLevin]

51. "Opposite marriage" - have not figured that out but certainly did not forget it!

I was trying to make a joke, pinboy and I guess I didn't do it very well. Thanks for the welcome!

At least she's been consistently pious. I understand that during the little video that was played and triggered the settlement of her lawsuit, she was heard to be moaning "Ohhhhhhhhhhhh god!" and "Oh jeeeeeeeeeezussssss!" over and over. Just a good church going girl!

(And is that video NEVER gonna get leaked? I don't care to see it but would enjoy knowing its out there.)

[Onceuponalife]

53. ..............

:spray:

[HuckleB]

52. I actually have no idea who she is.

[ZombieHorde]

54. I think she will be the world's greatest scientist and playwright. nt