Snooki: "I go to frickin’ Barnes & Nobles & read. I want a business Italian guy to take care of me."

[Amerigo Vespucci]

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/news/jersey-shores-snooki-weve-been-unfairly-judged-by-the-public-2010149

Despite New Jersey Governor Chris Christie once declaring that the hit MTV show is bad for the state, Vinny, 21, says, "I think the Jersey Shore is awesome. It's fun, and it's entertaining."

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi insists they don't just party all the time.

"I think no one knows how we really are," says the guidette, 23. "We have, like, different sides. Obviously you see us on the show we party, we do this, and we do that. But outside of the show, we're very quiet."

Take Snooki, for example.

I'll go to frickin' Barnes & Nobles, get a coffee and just sit down and read," she says. "No one would ever think that. We have different sides to us and people don't see that." Fans might also be surprised that Snooki no longer wants to date a "juicehead."

Says the pint-sized reality starlet, "I think I want to move forward. I want to move Brooklyn and find a business Italian guy to take care of me."

[mitchum]

1. Man, she's got stubby little hands

is she part t rex?

[tularetom]

2. Um, she's kind of a stubby little person

[Ramulux]

3. OMG Snooki can read

As we all know, the simple act of entering a Barnes and Nobles doubles your IQ and qualifies you to be an intellectual.

[MorningGlow]

7. Not so sure about that

I don't watch the show (I'm of Italian descent and they just piss me off at a fundamental level), but in this week's Entertainment Weekly, one of the TV "Quotes of the Week" was Snooki asking, "How do you spell 'tomato'?" :eyes:

[Dawson Leery]

4. Another example as to why this past decade was garbage.

"Reality" TV is pure garbage as is this decade's pop music with autotune and lyrics celebrating shallow and lifeless material culture and abuse.

[Bitwit1234]

5. This is an example of how the MSM can make a dumb bunny

ignorant loud mouth ego tripper a half ass celeb.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

6. How true

:rofl:

:toast:

[mackerel]

8. The dumbing down of my children's generation

gives my boy a chance to get into an Ivy League.

[onager]

9. With any luck, Business Italian Guy responds...

"Snooki will always be a cornerstone of our organization."

(Ref: ancient Jimmy Hoffa joke).

[Wolf Frankula]

10. WTF is a Snooki?

Wolf