Lindsay Lohan failed her first drug test.

[leftyladyfrommo]

Not that there is probably anyone left that gives a shit. I think I saw it in the Inquirer - and they gave it about an inch. That is how low she has fallen.

Be interesting to see what happens now.

[izquierdista]

1. Maybe if she studied harder....

[leftyladyfrommo]

2. You just have to wonder about Paris and Lindsay.

Are they just plain dumb and dumber?

It's really kind of sad - in a sort of way. Not that I feel very sorry for either of them.

[Exultant Democracy]

3. looks like her problem was she studied too hard

[Warpy]

4. She's rich and famous enough to have gotten a big break on her

sentences to jail and rehab. They did NOT do her a favor.

The only hope the poor kid has is for inpatient rehab of 3 months or so duration. It probably won't work the first time but it will start to teach her the tools she'll need to face life clean and sober eventually if she decides to get off the merry go round and go into rehab voluntarily.

[leftyladyfrommo]

5. Why should she get off the merry go round? She's making tons of money from it.

It's pretty pathetic when being rich and famous is totally based on being an idiot.

It reminds me of those people who have 8 kids and are constantly in the entertainment news. What is that all about? They are famous for nothing.

[Warpy]

6. She's not making money being an addict

and it's probably hindering her career as anything but tabloid fodder, something she's not getting paid to be.

[Geoff R. Casavant]

8. Ah, but I'd bet she is getting paid indirectly

I expect she figures out where she is going to party each night based on which club owner is going to pay the most for the publicity.

[Warpy]

9. She's let in, her place is reserved, and they might comp drinks

but if she gets to be much more of an embarrassment, that will stop. In fact, it could have already stopped in some of the better celebrity gin mills.

[demosincebirth]

7. Who would have guessed.

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