Just like Faulkner, Hemingway & Fitzgerald, Snooki has written (or "ghost written") a novel.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Snooki's 'plump' fiction

Last Updated: 10:09 AM, January 3, 2011

Posted: 2:40 AM, January 2, 2011

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/polizzi_plump_fiction_hEDExuxT4s1RULIDDYDu2L#ixzz19zmgpRug



Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, the "Jersey Shore" guidette who famously admitted she had only read two books -- "Twilight" and "Dear John" -- is now an author. Here are some choice lines from her new novel "A Shore Thing," out this week:

* "He had an okay body. Not fat at all. And naturally toned abs. She could pour a shot of tequila down his belly and slurp it out of his navel without getting splashed in the face."

* "Yum. Johnny Hulk tasted like fresh gorilla."

* "Any juicehead will get some nut shrinkage. And bacne. They fly into a 'roid rage, it is a 'road' 'roid rage."

* "Gia danced around a little, shaking her peaches for show. She shook it hard. Too hard. In the middle of a shimmy, her stomach cramped. A fart slipped out. A loud one. And stinky."

* "Gia had never before been in jail. It wasn't nearly as gritty and disgusting as she'd seen on TV prison shows. The Seaside Heights drunk tank -- on a weekday afternoon -- was as clean and quiet as a church."

* "I love food. I love drinking, boys, dancing until my feet swell. I love my family, my friends, my job, my boss. And I love my body, especially the badonk."

[dddem]

1. NY Times Bestseller list

Make room for Snooki!

[mackerel]

2. Get it while you can Snooki, it won't last forever.

[Wolf Frankula]

3. WTF is a Snooki?

And why do they keep washing up on the Jersey Shore? Is there something in the water?

Wolf Frankula