Woman sues P Diddy for $100 billion, claims he "knocked down the World Trade Center"

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Woman Blames P Diddy For World Trade Center Collapse -- Demands $100 Billion Loss Of Income



Hip Hop mogul P Diddy has been blamed for many crazy things over the years -- but a new court filing takes it to a whole new level!

In a filing obtained exclusively by RadarOnline.com, Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks is seeking a restraining order against the star, real name Sean Combs, accusing him of a whole plethora of wrong doings.

According to Turks, the 41-year-old, along with his ex-girlfriend Kim Porter and LAPD brutality victim Rodney King, is responsible for the collapse of the World Trade Center amongst other outrageous alleged atrocities.

She alleges that she has been subjected to abuse from 2001 – 2010 and that: "(Diddy) went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the WTC and then they all came and knocked my children down. Set me up to be on disability and disabled my baby. he put my baby in a wheelchair."

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/01/exclusive-documents-woman-blames-p-diddy-world-trade-center-collapse-demands-100

[d_b]

1. derp

[LiberalEsto]

2. I wonder...

Could he be part of the Bushco evil empire?

[Turbineguy]

3. She must have retained

Orly Tainz.

[DCKit]

4. How do you cross the T's and dot the I's on something like that while ROTFLYAO? nt

[Forkboy]

5. With luck, the judge will get her help.

[LawnLover]

6. Is this from The Onion? nt

[ProgressiveProfessor]

7. A variation of a truther?

If it could not have been the planes, then *SOMEONE* must have done it.

[bluedigger]

8. What lawyer filed this suit, and why haven't they been disbarred?

[Rocknrule]

9. If he hadn't been disbarred already

my first guess would be Jack Thompson