Diddy sued for 1 trillion, blamed for 9/11

[Rocknrule]

Source: Billboard.com

woman has filed a $1 trillion lawsuit against Diddy (real name: Sean Combs), alleging that he caused 9/11, put her child in the hospital and stole a poker chip worth "100 zillions of dollars."

Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks is seeking a restraining order against the mogul, which a judge denied, but set a hearing for Jan. 31.

Turks believes Diddy, his ex-girlfriend Kim Porter (the mother of their twins) and LAPD brutality victim Rodney King were behind the collapse of the World Trade Center towers, according to court papers obtained by RadarOnline.com.

" went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the WTC and then they all came and knocked my children down. Set me up to be on disability and disabled my baby. he put my baby in a wheelchair," Turks writes in her papers.

Turks claims she once dated Diddy, and they have a son together, Cornelius Wilson, 23.

She also says: ""Plus I won a lot of money at the casino in Mississippi and Sean P. Diddy Combs has my chip to my money. I heard he gave it to Gwen Allen to hold but she can not cash it in. I want my chip please help me. it's well worth over 100 zillions of dollars, and my hospital keys. They put me and my baby in the hospital and broke my baby 2 legs and sexual assaulted my children and crushed us."

She's asking for $900 billion dollars in child support, and $100 billion dollars for "loss of income."

Read more: http://www.billboard.com/news/diddy-sued-for-1-trillion-blamed-for-9-11-1005015102.story#/news/diddy-sued-for-1-trillion-blamed-for-9-11-1005015102.story

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Who did she get as a lawyer, Jack Thompson?

[Systematic Chaos]

1. Maybe someone should offer her some Charles' Chips to just go the fuck away.

[petronius]

2. I wouldn't want to jump to any conclusions without all the facts

We really need to wait for the judge to sort all this out, and not do any knee-jerk speculating...

[Festivito]

12. Now, that is dry dry humor. She's lost $10-billion income.

And, p.diddy owes her $900-billion, not to mention contention over the chip "worth over 100 zillions of dollars," and her hospital keys.

I guess I could jump to a conclusion that we need better mental health care in America.

[Alexander]

3. 100 zillions of dollars? Lee L. Mercer Jr. claims the government owes him "zillions of dollars".

One of his main reasons for running was "To Prove the government owes me Zillions of Dollars in money".

(All three)

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

4. I think his music is an atrocity but even I wouldn't go that far. nt

[pinboy3niner]

5. No brainer: her lawyer can only be...

Jackie Chiles!1!!

[FLPanhandle]

6. About as reasonable as most truther theories

At least this theory has a little flair to it.

[Systematic Chaos]

8. Because the "Official Story" (tm) is so believeable, right?

:rofl:

[ProgressiveProfessor]

16. It is quite a bit more reasonable than many "truther" versions

[Systematic Chaos]

19. Cool story, bro.

:rofl:

[ProgressiveProfessor]

15. Well if the planes did not cause the disaster, SOMEONE had to

P Diddy is about as reasonable as the other truther theories

[greyl]

7. Radaronline article and court doc pdf here:

www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/01/exclusive-documents-woman-blames-p-diddy-world-trade-center-collapse-demands-100

Court filing:
www.radaronline.com/sites/radaronline.com/files/Sean%20John%20P%20Diddy%20Combs%20TROu.pdf

The OP article doesn't quote Valerie accurately. The part about being crushed goes like:
"They put me and my baby in the Hospital and Broke my Baby 2 Legs and Sexual Assulted my children. And crushed us.

Ms. Turks needs to stroke a furry wall.

[Katarina]

9. Ms. Turks needs to stroke a furry wall.

Lol! That was great and oh so true!

Thanks for the laugh :D

[dkf]

10. Not the onion huh?

Too weird even for them.

[skoalyman]

11. I wounder what the judge will say

[Tunkamerica]

14. we all wounder, sometimes.

[Tunkamerica]

13. she's winning the future: wtf. this made me literally laugh out loud.

[chrisa]

17. So, Diddy Do It?

:)

[Old Troop]

18. I thought this was another bullsh-t lawsuit until I got to the part about

"100 zillions of dollars..." It had the ring of truth.

[Rocknrule]

20. $1 trillion? I just happen to have that in my pocket right here...

What's she gonna spend that money on, her own private country? Now helping pay off *'s debt, that would be nice...

[mackerel]

21. What if he just gave her his sons car?

Make it all go away.