How many days without a Charlie Sheen update? WTF is he up to

[Fire Walk With Me]

during this silence? Upstaged by Gaddafy, how will he re-secure his media status?

[CBGLuthier]

1. probably sleeping with prostitutes and snorting coke.

Can't be all about the work all the time man.

[provis99]

8. that's a step up for him.

From sleeping with porn stars and ingesting crystal meth.

[Warpy]

2. I think he's been quietly shuffled off to another rehab center

as a condition of his possible re employment.

Either that or he finally ODed and they're figuring out how to break the news in order to grab as many headlines as possible.

[CJCRANE]

3. I think we can all agree...

that Charlie Sheen needs an intervention.

[Jack Rabbit]

4. I think we can all agree that Charlie Sheen would benefit from some serious down time

Now, will the paparazzi please butt out? The less we know, the better for everybody.

[madrchsod]

5. he`s getting his job back...yup cbs is that hard up!

[emilyg]

6. Heard that - they want him back.

[mackerel]

7. Unemployed winner.