John Travolta: Lindsay, meet Xenu...

[Amerigo Vespucci]

“Even though producers were hesitant to hire Lindsay because of her troubled past, Travolta assured them he’d take her under his wing.


“He feels confident he’ll be able to keep her on the straight and narrow … now and forever.”

Lohan has apparantly agreed to attend a Church of Scientology induction course, with the source adding:

“John introduced Lindsay to one of the church’s top counsellors and – even though she’s been cast in a new role and won’t play the star’s daughter in the flick – she’s assured him she’ll still attend the series of induction classes that will make her a Scientologist.”

http://www.wwtdd.com/2011/05/lindsay-lohan-is-a-scientologist-now/

[vi5]

1. Well, one thing this guarantees here....

..is that when she continues to do things she doesn't want publicized, at least that patented Scientology wall of silence will protect her and will intimidate and harass anyone who is thinking about publicizing anything bad about her.

So she'll be free to drink, drive, drug, and steal to her hearts content.

[Scurrilous]

2. I wonder who they'll marry her off to?

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