SHOCKING Allegations! Crystal Harris broke off marriage because Hef "had other women."

[Amerigo Vespucci]

That's like accusing a fucking anteater of eating "multiple ants."

:rofl:

Crystal Harris: ‘Hugh Had Other Women.’ You Don’t Say?

http://www.thesuperficial.com/crystal-harris-hugh-hefner-wedding-other-women-06-2011



As part of her plan to cash in as hard as possible before people forget who she is come Monday, Crystal Harris is now saying she left Hugh Hefner because he has “other women” in his life. To hear her say it, it’s almost as if he crammed an entire mansion with them which sounds too ridiculous to be true. Starpulse reports:

She has now given an emotional TV interview with Entertainment Tonight, sobbing as she spoke about the shock split and revealing she just “didn’t feel comfortable” about sustaining a marriage with the Playboy boss because of his multitude of bunny girls. A tearful Harris told host Chris Jacobs, “I can honestly say I was not the only woman in Hef’s life and I didn’t feel comfortable in my heart knowing that and being able to get married to him. Marriage is between two people and that’s not what our relationship was… I had a great time there and I wouldn’t trade it for the world…” “It makes me realize that money isn’t everything… I disappointed everybody. I felt like I did.”

Apparently we’re supposed to believe Crystal Harris had no idea that a man who’s had live-in prostitutes for the better half of a century isn’t really the monogamous type, and that she completely forgot how she ended up in the mansion in the first place.

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1. Good Lord

I just can't stop laughing at this.

[Mz Pip]

3. Hysterical

Looks like Hef has a whole line up of interchangable blondes. :eyes:

[dsc]

8. I think Hef is a reprehensible toad

but I didn't think I would marry him either. You can't find any humor in the notion that someone who has dated him and agreed to marry him took months to come to the conclusion that he wasn't a one woman man. I mean, really. For all of Hef's faults he isn't lying about his love of women.

[Mz Pip]

10. Well

she is 24 afterall and maybe was a bit naive ya think?

Money isn't everything but I think it sure played a big part in her decision to marry him in the first place.

[Le Taz Hot]

2. And Chrystal Harris would be with Hef

even if he were living in a single-wide mobile home in Barstow, CA and his only income was a monthly SS check. I agree with the above poster, there's a lot of comic relief to be had here. :rofl:

[n2doc]

4. I can believe it

Anyone stupid/vapid enough to think about marrying Hef could also be stupid enough to think he would be monogamous....

[PinkTiger]

5. Give the girl a break.

She is only 25. And I'm sure that Hef was trying to turn the whole wedding thing into a media circus and had promised her money, which she realized later was not worth what she would go through in a loveless sham of a marriage.

[wtmusic]

6. Yeah, after you read her quote...

she doesn't sound like the sharpest tool in the shed, but maybe she's just a late bloomer. :shrug:

[Scuba]

7. The way I heard it, Hef just couldn't see limiting himself to one woman all the rest of his weeks.

[kestrel91316]

9. She marries the world's most famous practitioner of polyamory and then

is surprised that he continues to practice polyamory???????????

:wtf:

[latebloomer]

12. Maybe

she thought she could change him. :eyes:

[kestrel91316]

13. Then she must have a NEGATIVE IQ.

[Blacksheep214]

11. Breaking News! Water is Wet!

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