What movie premise is the worst you ever saw?

[Kennah]

ffolkes

Terrorists seize an oil rig and production platform in the North Sea. The British government doesn't have any elite troops--I guess the SAS were on holiday--to hit the terrorists so they turn to a private commando team. The team is led by Rufus Excalibur ffolkes (Roger Moore) who is a wealthy eccentric and misogynist. Oh, and they are armed only with knives and spear guns.

If it had not been done straight, it almost could have been satire out of Austin Powers.

[Swede]

1. Boy meets girl,boy gets girl,boy loses girl,boy gets girl back.

Can't remember the name of it.

[ZombieHorde]

12. I think that was Zombie Holocaust. nt

[Ian David]

2. Gymkata

5 Reasons 'Gymkata' Is The Funniest Movie of the 80s
http://www.cracked.com/article_18996_5-reasons-gymkata-funniest-movie-80s.html

[PoliticAverse]

5. I saw Gymkata years ago, It is definately an 'experience'...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Mkl9rtttog

[demosincebirth]

3. Lately? There are many that I won't even consider seeing, but I would say

Cowboys and Aliens. Just by the title my first instincts said, don't go.

[saras]

4. That's like trying to pick the worst-tasting vomit you ever threw up - who remembers, or wants to?

[MuseRider]

6. Love means never having to say you're sorry?

Could not make it through the entire thing.

It was the first that came to mind anyway.

[Chipper Chat]

7. Any science-fiction movie where the hero has to stop doing

his job to go rescue his kids (which is too many of them)

[sakabatou]

9. No corny nicknames

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFHlJ2voJHY

[kestrel91316]

8. Atlas Shrugged. Ok, I confess, I didn't actually go see the movie, but it was made, and

having read the book half a dozen times in my wayward youth I figure that counts.

[sakabatou]

10. Godzilla '98

I thought it'd be like another Toho but nooooooo. Never wanna see that movie again.

[Tutankhamun]

11. Triumph of the Will

(The Holy Grail of Nazi propaganda)

[PSzymeczek]

13. Birth of a Nation

The Klan as heroes. Worst premise ever.

[Katashi_itto]

14. Sarah Palin as a Subject... "Undefeated"

[Downtown Hound]

15. Jaws: The Revenge

A super smart shark decides to take revenge on a human family, presumably for killing several of its species years before, and somehow forms a psychic connection with them so it can follow them all over the globe.

I'm sure this movie sounded like a great idea at some point in time, the thing I can't understand is how.

[thelordofhell]

16. A man's whole life revolves around nostalgia for a sled

:sarcasm: