Conclusive physical proof of the existence of God
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Mon Feb-04-08 02:53 PM
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Conclusive physical proof of the existence of God |
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Mon Feb-04-08 02:57 PM
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That doesn't look like God's handwriting to me. :shrug:
Great pic.
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Mon Feb-04-08 02:58 PM
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2. If he needs a copyright, doesn't that pretty much shoot down monotheism? |
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I mean, he's obviously afraid that some other god will rip him off, right?
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Mon Feb-04-08 03:22 PM
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6. He made that pretty clear right up front |
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"thou shalt have no other gods before me."
Perhaps He's concerned that someone will perform some unauthorized distribution or exhibition of His word without the express written consent of the NFL.
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Mon Feb-04-08 03:05 PM
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3. Just going by the surface temp of Mercury, I'd guess it's Satans copyright. |
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Mon Feb-04-08 03:17 PM
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4. Mercury is the god of trade, profit and commerce, |
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So It should be expected that he would protect his investment.
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Mon Feb-04-08 03:19 PM
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5. I came to the same conclusion when I saw Giuliani's campaign crater. |
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Mon Feb-04-08 03:54 PM
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7. Looks more like a Celtic "T" to me |
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If there's a god and that god has sent us a message on Mercury, it's that he's Irish, something we Irish have suspected all along, the ones of us who buy the god stuff.
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Mon Feb-04-08 04:40 PM
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8. No, Mercury would never condescend Himself to rely on ... |
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...human legal protections for His planet. If there were any dispute, Jupiter would naturally be the arbiter. Ye gods, don't you folks know anything?
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