If Salman Rushdie announced that he has converted to Judaism then would he be safer?

[Boojatta]

Poll question: If Salman Rushdie announced that he has converted to Judaism then would he be safer?

[Cirque du So-What]

1. I think not

Although some Islamic clerics state that individual freedom prevails, others insist conversion from Islam is a punishable offense.

[smoogatz]

2. It's my understanding that the fatwa against him was lifted some time ago.

So, no. Unless he planned to move to Israel, maybe.

[Boojatta]

4. Would you feel safe if you were Rushdie?

[smoogatz]

5. What makes you think I feel safe now?

Besides, have you seen his wife? Safe shmafe.

[Boojatta]

6. No, I haven't seen his wife.

Is she like all of Colonel Gaddafi's bodyguards combined into one woman?

[smoogatz]

7. Um. No.

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=&imgrefurl=http://flyboyz.wordpress.com/2008/03/28/chick-of-the-week-328-padma-lakshmi/&h=295&w=400&sz=22&hl=en&start=1&um=1&tbnid=xi9e62QVxRU4xM:&tbnh=91&tbnw=124&prev=/images%3Fq%3DPadma%2BLakshmi%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26sa%3DG

[Jim__]

8. I believe that's his ex-wife - n/t

[smoogatz]

9. Well, look at her.

Look at him. There you go. I suppose if I'd been married to Padma Lakshmi and she ditched me, I wouldn't feel unsafe so much as nostalgic, and (if I looked like Salman Rushdie) fairly lucky to have gotten into her drawers in the first place. That said, he's a brilliant writer, I think, who seems to thrive on pissing off entire cultures.

[trotsky]

3. You mean convertered BACK to Judaism? n/t

[ZombieHorde]

10. More harm than good.

His best bet is obviously a giant mech, such as Mecha-Godzilla. That is what I use when I find myself in those situations.