On a Ring and a Prayer

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PLEASE listen carefully as this menu has changed.

For English press or say “One.” Para español oprima o diga “Dos.” For all other languages press or say “Three.”

One.

Thank you for your interest in our service. If this is a true spiritual emergency, please hang up and dial the number on the upper left-hand corner of the mailing label of your last solicitation. Otherwise, please stay on the line and your prayers will be answered in the order in which they were received.

All right, let’s get started. For prayers of repentance press or say “Two.” For prayers of supplication press or say “Three.” For prayers of forgiveness press or say “Four.” For prayers of serenity press or say “Five.” For all other prayers press or say “Six.”

I guess...Er...Supplic — three. Three. <3>

I think you said, “Two.” Is this correct?

No.

I think you said, “No.” Is this correct?

Yes.

O.K., let’s try that again. For prayers of repentance press or say “Two.” For prayers of supplication press or say “Three.” For prayers —

Three.

— of forgiveness —

Three! <3> <3>

— say “Four.” For prayers of serenity press or say “Five.” For all other prayers press or say “Six.”

Three.

I think you said, “Three.” Is this correct?

Yes. Correct. Yes.

More:
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/25/opinion/25freeman.html?th&emc=th

[RaleighNCDUer]

1. *chuckle*

Sorry, no LOL there - too sad for more than a *chuckle*.