This site is so "over the top", its hilarious. I cant figure out

[OwnedByFerrets]

if its more ONION or just farking CRAZY.

Help me decide.

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/

sample of one of the pages found here

"Click Each Link to Read Full Reviews and See Graphic Photos and Proof that Satan is Running Hollywood! Movies are Listed in Order of Satan's Most Recent Releases:"


I am LMAO


edit:

in researching the above site, I found something equally hilarious: A page for the removal of Landover Baptist.

OBJECTIVE: Landover Baptist Shutdown
By Jim Carlson and OBJECTIVE: Ministries staff
Our Purpose:

The Internet was created by the United States of America - a Christian nation - and should not be used to spread anti-Christian, secular, or non-Christian propaganda and hatespeech. This is our Internet, and we should exercise our position as its owners and as the guardians of civilization to stop its misuse.
“It cannot be emphasized too strongly or too often that this great nation was founded, not by religionists but by Christians, not on religions, but on the gospel of Jesus Christ.”
- Patrick Henry, American Patriot
“Done in Convention by the Unanimous Consent of the States present the Seventeenth Day of September in the Year of our Lord one thousand seven hundred and Eighty seven and of the Independence of the United States of America the Twelfth In Witness whereof We have hereunto subscribed our Names...”
- Article VII, US Constitution

For this reason, this website was created to try and stop one of the more vile and dangerous misuses of the Internet: using it to mock Our Lord Jesus Christ, His teachings, and His followers. And one site in particular stands out in need of stoppage: Landover Baptist.
Link to Landover Baptist website
WARNING: Should not be viewed by anyone under 21

Landover Baptist claims to be a church. Moreover, they claim to be the only church in America that understands the Bible! In fact, neither is true. Landover Baptist is a fraud. A joke. Their true purpose is not to spread the Gospel of our Lord, but to trick people - especially those who have not received the Word and Salvation or have been programmed by secular culture to distrust Christianity - into believing that Christianity is evil and rejecting it.

For this blasphemous atrocity, the Landover Baptist website must be removed from our Internet.

http://objectiveministries.org/shutdown/

:rofl:

[meegbear]

1. It is a parody site ...

and one of my favorites! I get their monthly newsletter emailed to me.

[charlie]

2. That it still fools people

after being around for a decade or so makes it a good demonstration of Poe's Law. It's so crazy it might be real.

Objective Ministries is another parody, BTW.

[Webster Green]

3. More Onion.

Fer sure! :rofl:

[cosmik debris]

4. You'll love Betty Bowers too

http://www.bettybowers.com/

[LibertyLover]

5. Landover Baptist rocks

You might also want to check out Larknews. It too is a parody site.

http://www.larknews.com/

[Vilis Veritas]

6. Their site may also be infected with a Malware downloader trojan...

My software blocked one from trying to load when I hit a link in their site. The link was to an internal page and not an external page.

[OwnedByFerrets]

7. Im finding more and more sites that are infected with these.....

if you get hit with one, try this.....http://www.malwarebytes.org/
I love this software.

[Vilis Veritas]

10. Bingo. That is what stopped it.

Malware bites but their software rocks...

[Crunchy Frog]

8. One of the funniest sites on the internet.

[JerseygirlCT]

9. Definitely "onion" - some of us have been enjoying the heck out of that

place for years now. It's great, isn't it?

[OwnedByFerrets]

11. It surely is....nt

[onager]

12. This ain't no parody...

http://www.fstdt.com/

A few random samples from last month:

The Left has been de-establishing that common moral underpinning since the Bolshevik Revolution. Academe carries that torch proudly. If they succeed and kill Christianity in this country, there will be no one to stop the radical Muslims from beheading each and every one of them.--Ghost of Philip Marlowe, Free Republic

Most scientists do not accept evolution. Kent Hovind is just one example of the many great scientific minds who have rejected this ungodly theory.--Soldier for Salvation, Y! Answers

Seeing how pro-abortion Obama is, it would be hilariously ironic if a baby assassinated Obama.--Chopin's Ghost, Rapture Ready

Homosexuals are so full of HATE. They vandilize churches, beat up old ladies holding crosses, disrupt church services, call people that disagree with them hatefull names, they send terrorist type of white powder to churches, etc...--Pat, Topix

Original sin happens because a man and a woman have sexual intercourse and this is not cleanly because lots of fluids are secreted, and uncleanlyness is a sin. On top of that, when you are born, you come out of a vagina with a lot of goo all over you and that too is unclean and is a sin. So double sin really. But the Baptism will wash the sins of birth away.--gooch420, City-Data

I think it's time for another holocaust. This time, instead of Jews, how about atheists. We urgently need to round up all atheists in the world and lead them to the chambers. Our world would be such a better place.--"David", Deep Thoughts Blog

I just found out my salary is paid mainly through atheist donors!!!! I can't even explain how I feel about that. I was out of work for over 2 years, I don't want to quit now that I have a job.--cocopea9052, Rapture Ready

[and-justice-for-all]

14. "Most scientists do not accept evolution" really??

that's a lie. There is a lot of stupid there.

"I think it's time for another holocaust. This time, instead of Jews, how about atheists. We urgently need to round up all atheists in the world and lead them to the chambers. Our world would be such a better place.--"David", Deep Thoughts Blog"

"Homosexuals are so full of HATE...." See second statement.

[onager]

15. The real funny part about that evolution quote...

is the "real scientist" they mention. Kent Hovind, a/k/a Dr. Dino.

Wikipedia notes his most recent career achievement:

Kent E. Hovind (born January 15, 1953) is an American Young Earth creationist and conspiracy theorist currently serving time in a federal prison for tax-related crimes.

:rofl:

Some things, I just never get tired of seeing...

[moggie]

16. Kent Hovind is too a great scientific mind!

His degrees from unaccredited diploma mills aren't worthless, so stop saying that!

[JHenze]

17. Oh yeah. fstdt.com

It's in my bookmarks. I love that site, but the fact that there are rabid fundies out there makes me worry about the future of this country.

[and-justice-for-all]

13. Try Betty Bowers...! nt