Outrage at busty Virgin Mary models

[Meshuga]

SANTIAGO (Reuters) - A prominent fashion designer has sparked outrage in Chile by dressing up models like the Virgin Mary -- in some cases with ample, near-naked breasts.

The Roman Catholic Church condemned Ricardo Oyarzun's plans for a show featuring the models, and a conservative group tried unsuccessfully to block it in court.

Oyarzun said he had received telephone threats and had excrement smeared on his doorstep.

"There is no pornography here, there's no sex, there are no virgins menstruating or feeling each other up," Oyarzun said ahead of the catwalk show set to be held at a Santiago nightclub later on Thursday. "This is artistic expression."

http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSTRE50F5DJ20090116

[Ian David]

1. I always figured The Virgin Mary would be someone you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place. n/t

[rocktivity]

2. And what's wrong with expectant mothers being busty?

One of my four sisters, who had always lamented being the most flat-chested in the family, made a point of lording it over the rest of us that her pregnancy had finally "leveled the playing field." It kind of goes with the territory, after all!

:eyes:
rocknation

[Ian David]

4. Jesus was expected to make a meal for hundreds of babies out of six drops of breast milk. n/t

[Ian David]

3. "... there are no virgins menstruating or feeling each other up..."

LAME!

[RC]

5. What is it with the religous nutz and skin anyway.

Used to be there were no baby bottles and those fatty lumps on mama were used to feed the kid till s/he grew some teeth.

[cosmik debris]

6. Maybe she should wear a burka. n/t

[Double T]

7. NOW that's a smokin' HOT 'virgin' Mary I could believe in.

[madrchsod]

8. the catholic church--

-those three words said everything ya need to know.

[Goblinmonger]

9. Mary had silcone implants? n/t

[USA_1]

10. India Mythological Goddesses

These goddesses were always portrayed as being voluptuous.

[juno jones]

11. Ironic

The catholic church used to comission big-busted madonnas:

[EvolveOrConvolve]

12. Is it a little twisted or weird

that the virgin mary is giving me a stiffy?

[Nihil]

14. Disgraceful! Now go and say five "Hail Mary"s ...

... oh, wait ...

[moggie]

13. There's no way she's a virgin

Also, that's too much bling for a carpenter's wife. I think she's seeing someone else.

[TWiley]

15. I bet she has a nice ass too ..... Mary in a thong?

[Strong Atheist]

16. Hubba Hubba!

:spray:

[charlie]

17. Once again

I'm creeped out by cultural and religious obsessions with female virginity. Humans are sometimes just too weird for words.

[Meshuga]

19. I know what you mean

I think it is because of a male (you know, men created this obsession) fear to be compared sexually with another male. Like George Carlin would say it's called "dick fear."

[redqueen]

18. But... no problem with the blonde hair?

[cosmik debris]

20. Is that what Frank Zappa ment when he sang...

"A brazen little jewish princess
With titanic tits, and sand-blasted zits"

Full Lyrics below--Yes they are offensive to some--well, almost everyone.

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I want a nasty little jewish princess
With long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses
A horny little jewish princess
With a garlic aroma that could level tacoma
Lonely inside
Well, she can swallow my pride

I want a hairy little jewish princess
With a brand new nose, who knows where it goes
I want a steamy little jewish princess
With over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums
I dont want no troll
I just want a yemenite hole

I want a darling little jewish princess
Who dont know shit about cooking and is arrogant looking
A vicious little jewish princess
To specifically happen with a pee-pee thats snappin
All up inside
I just want a princess to ride
Awright, back to the top...everybody twist

I want a funky little jewish princess
A grinder; a bumper, with a pre-moistened dumper
A brazen little jewish princess
With titanic tits, and sand-blasted zits
She can even be poor
So long as she does it with four on the floor
(vapor-lock)

I want a dainty little jewish princess
With a couple of sisters who can raise a few blisters
A fragile little jewish princess
With roumanian thighs, who weasels n lies
For two or three nights
Wont someone send me a princess who bites
Wont someone send me a princess who bites
Wont someone send me a princess who bites
Wont someone send me a princess who bites

[Meshuga]

21. I could see how that would be offensive to a lot of people

But I always thought the opposite of "horny" was the jewish princess stereotype. In other words, Frank Zappa was probably disappointed if he ever found himself a jewish princess as stereotyped.

However, I don't think this song by Zappa gets even close to offensive as the one about the Virgin Mary in the duet by Kenny and Mr Hanky from South Park Christmas album:

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South Park
Kenny & Mr. Hankey - The Most Offensive Song Ever


Howdy-ho
Virgin Mary was sleeping when Angel Gabriel appeared
He said you are to be the Virgin Mother. But
Mary thought that was weird

(Mary said, "I'm not a virgin, I blew a guy last year.)
But then Gabriel said to Mary my child have no fear

(Oh, you can suck all the dick you want,)
And still be a virgin, Mary!

(You can suck any dick you want,)
And still not be considered flawed.

(Although you went to town and sucked some semen down.)
You're still a virgin in the eyes of God.

There's was no room at the inn when Mary and Joseph did arrive
But they were so very tired you see
(And Mary had to offer a bride)

Since she had no money
(How would she pay for a place to sleep?)
Gabriel appeared to Mary and told her not to weep.

(Cause you can suck all the dick you want,)
And still be a virgin, Mary!

(You can suck all the dick you want,)
And still be the Mother of Christ

If there's no room at the inn, then it's not considered a sin
(To suck some dick to get a room for the night.)

Then three wise men did appear, bearing gifts of myrrh and such
They said that they had followed a star and missed a woman's touch
(Mary thought she might pleasure them, but could not take them to bed)

But again, Gabriel appeared to her and this what he said

(You can suck all the dick you want,)
And still be a virgin, Mary!

(You can suck any dick you want,)
Every one that hangs in the nation.

(Fellatio ain't no sin. Go on and blow those Three Wise Men)
And you'll still be a virgin
('cause there was no penetration.)

(So, you can suck all the dick you want)
And still be a virgin, Mary!

(The donkey and the ox and the lambs)
And even the little drummer boy

Folks will remember your name quick
(They'll say "Damn, that bitch could suck a good dick!"
Cause sucking dick)
Brings peace on Earth and Joy!!

(cause sucking dick)
Brings peace on Earth and Joy!!

(Mary, Mary, suck that dick.)