A joke on EVERYONE. Not mine, found on net. Enjoy!

[Strong Atheist]

Taoism
Shit happens.

Buddhism
If shit happens, it's not really shit.

Islam
If shit happens, it's the will of Allah.

Protestantism
Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.

Judaism
Why does this shit always happen to us?

Hinduism
This shit happened before.

Catholicism
Shit happens because you're bad.

Hare Krishna
Shit happens rama rama.

T.V. Evangelism
Send more shit.

Atheism
No shit.

Jehova's Witness
Knock knock, shit happens.

Hedonism
There's nothing like a good shit
happening.

Christian Science
Shit happens in your mind.

Agnosticism
Maybe shit happens, maybe it
doesn't.

Rastafarianism
Let's smoke this shit.

Existentialism
What is shit anyway?

Stoicism
This shit doesn't bother me.

[Wapsie B]

1. I love it!

Thanks for the laugh.

:rofl:

[Strong Atheist]

4. You are most

welcome! Glad you liked it.

[ZombieHorde]

2. Once again, the Shintos are off the hook. nt

[elshiva]

24. Difficult to think of one for Shintos. Can anyone think of one?

Shinto: It's shit, but there's spirits in it.
That's the best I can think of right now...

[Occam Bandage]

36. Shintoism:

Everything's full of shit.

[TechBear_Seattle]

40. How about...

Holy shit!

(Many animist religions such as Shinto hold that there is a spirit for everything, and thus everything has some sacredness to it.)

[rateyes]

3. Republicanism:

Let's stir this pile of shit. :rofl:

[Strong Atheist]

5. Nice addition! nt.

[rateyes]

6. Democraticism:

Why are we always cleaning up Republican's shit?

[Strong Atheist]

7. Even better!

:yourock:

[nykym]

8. Hey!

I have a t-shirt with the same.

[Night_Nurse]

10. Me too! "Religions of the World".. nt

[grannie4peace]

9. let's smoke this shit! it's great!

[pleah]

11. K&R I can't stop laughing!

:rofl:

[Strong Atheist]

15. Glad it was good for some yuks! nt.

[SIMPLYB1980]

12. Well shit.

:rofl:

[Canuckistanian]

13. Scientology

"Hey, you can make money with this shit!"

[Strong Atheist]

14. Good addition! nt.

[asjr]

16. This one has been around for a good while.

[eridani]

17. Buddhism--

If shit happens, it is an illusion.

Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?

Confucianism: Confucius said "Shit happens."

Episcopalianism: Doodoo occurs.

Calvinism: This shit was bound to happen.

Paganism: Shit is part of Nature.

Unitarianism: Shit happens, but that's OK.

[Strong Atheist]

18. Some good ones there! nt.

[SidneyCarton]

19. Mormonism:

Shit happens, it has happened since the beginning and it has been taken away at times due to disobedience but always restored through revelation, because it has an eternal purpose.

[daleo]

21. Alternatively

Shit happens, but I have special underwear.

[SidneyCarton]

22. Ya know, I fail to see the fascination with Garments...

Catholics wear crucifixes, certain observant Jews wear Yammukahs, Muslims wear the Kufi, the Hijab, the Abaya, or the dreaded Burkha, Sikhs wear turbans and grow out their hair and beards, none of these arouse particular comment, why is our choice of underclothing all that scandalous?

[FloridaJudy]

25. Because underwear is inherently amusing to the immature mind.

I mean "Captain Crucifix" and "Yarmulke Man" just wouldn't send middle schoolers into fits of giggles the way "Captain Underpants" does. I also remember my Catholic friends making salacious speculations as to what nuns and priests wore under their clothes. Me, I used to wonder if they really shaved off all their hair...

[eridani]

29. And then there was the digging duty thing

Got a message to Father X or Sister Y? If you can't find them, they're on digging duty--the tunnel between the convent and the rectory.

[daleo]

28. It's just a joke

It's a thread making gentle fun of various religous denominations via a catch phrase. You're too sensitive. You ought to see how we FSM'ers are mocked for our pirate hats.

[FloridaJudy]

20. Atheism: I don't believe this shit!

Agnosticism: I'm not so sure about this shit.

Hinduism: This shit has happened before...

New Age: Shit crystallizes, and then it heals you.

Wicca: Blessed be! Free fertilizer!

Televangelism: Send us money or shit will happen to you.

[elshiva]

23. That's great. I love this one:

"Wicca: Blessed be! Free fertilizer!"

[Strong Atheist]

31. "Wicca: Blessed be! Free fertilizer!"

:rofl:

:yourock:

[cosmik debris]

26. Ignosticism:

Define: Shit!

[Strong Atheist]

32. Yep. This goes for philosophers too, I happen to know. Define your terms

first, before having a discussion...

[ms liberty]

27. K&R n/t

[rug]

30. Seventh Day Adventism

Here comes the shit.

[knitter4democracy]

33. Eastern Orthodox Christianity:

Shit happens. Let's pray about it and light a candle.

[Occam Bandage]

37. Greek Orthodoxy:

Priest: επίστεγο συμβαίνει!
Faithful: αληθινά συμβαίνει!

Priest: Shit happens!
Faithful: Truly it happens!

Priest: επίστεγο συμβαίνει!
Faithful: αληθινά συμβαίνει!

[knitter4democracy]

38. Can't. breathe.

That one's hilarious! Way better than mine. :)

[TechBear_Seattle]

41. Brilliant! n/t

[conscious evolution]

34. Hippies:This is some good shit!

Later on: "Whoa. You see that shit,man?"

[Strong Atheist]

35. Lol!

:thumbsup:

[Strong Atheist]

39. Shrub:

shit-head.