"The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth about the Bible and Evolution."

[laconicsax]

From a creationist e-mail posted at Pharyngula: http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2009/02/i_get_email_30.php

About half-way in, you find

Now if Adam came from the dust and Eve came from the dust and they had sons and daughters and Adam had sex with his daughters and Eve had sex with her sons to keep the population going that would be worse than incest and they would create closer than closer flesh. Now the way it happened was Adam had sex with his own flesh because she was bone of his bone and flesh of his flesh. Now that would be worse than worse than incest and they would create closer than closer than closer flesh. Now we are still the same way because people still create birthdefects and deformaties.

A little later, we learn

Now long before Jesus was born the white people created what they believed to be birthdefects. They looked different from the whites. Everytime one was born the whites would cut the nerves in the tongue so they couldn't speak. They would grow them up and use them as slaves. The reason they cut their tongues was because the whites were afraid these people might plan some kind of over throw. So as long as they could understand english they didn't have to speak english.

Then we learn that evolution is true?

The wooly mammoth was just a group of elephant that happened to wonder into the United States at the top of Africa when they were conected. They grew long hair to protect them against the cold. They adapted to their enviroment and that's all.

And finally, the concern for the environment.

If people continue to over populate and the ozone layer disappears your future generations will be in one "HELL" of a disaster. It will be like a freight train going 200 miles an hour running into a steel wall 100 foot thick. There won't be any survivors. So if you don't want that to happen then I suggest that you stop creating and tell your children when they grow up not to create. Tell them if they get married they can always adopt. I am 100% sure your future generations will appreciate not being created.

So there you have it: "The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth about the Bible and Evolution."

[aquart]

1. Home schooled?

[Enthusiast]

6. That would be my guess.

The problem with these IDiots is they believe their random musing is as valid as science. In their world science is useless and meaningless.

[laconicsax]

7. Maybe not.

I knew idiots like this in middle school and high school. Inability to think critically isn't necessarily an indication of home-schooling.

[poverlay]

2. That can not be real. It has got to be someone pulling a prank. I think I had brain cells killing

each other out of mercy while I was reading that!

[pepperbear]

3. God doesn't even believe this. n/t

[Chulanowa]

4. I get the feeling that God doesn't beleive in a lot of things...

And yet, there it remains.

Yahweh's a punk.

[struggle4progress]

5. Here's a nice quote from St. Augustine: "Usually, even a non-Christian knows something about

the earth, the heavens, and the other elements of the world, about the motion and orbit of the stars and even their size and relative positions, about the predictable eclipses of the sun and moon, the cycles of the years and the seasons, about the kinds of animals, shrubs, stones, and so forth, and this knowledge he holds to as being certain from reason and experience. Now, it is a disgraceful and dangerous thing for an infidel to hear a Christian, presumably giving the meaning of Holy Scripture, talking nonsense on these topics; and we should take all means to prevent such an embarrassing situation, in which people show up vast ignorance in a Christian and laugh it to scorn ... If they find a Christian mistaken in a field which they themselves know well and hear him maintaining his foolish opinions about our books, how are they going to believe those books in matters concerning the resurrection of the dead, the hope of eternal life, and the kingdom of heaven, when they think their pages are full of falsehood on facts which they themselves have learnt from experience and the light of reason? Reckless and incompetent expounders of Holy Scripture bring untold trouble and sorrow on their wisest brethren when they are caught in one of their mischievous false opinions and are taken to task by those who are not bound by the authority of our sacred books. For then, to defend their utterly foolish and untrue statements, they will try to call upon Holy Scripture for proof and even recite from memory many passages which they think support their position"